Gopher Smith, PhD
gophersmith.bsky.social
Gopher Smith, PhD
@gophersmith.bsky.social
Chief Purser on the #LoveBoat. Or, I could just be a recovering hotel manager turned PhD that posts about hospitality, politics & life. Educator, NonProfit CEO, Democrat, Biden Supporter, Never Trumper, Jersey Boy 🚫👑
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off.
January 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Really can’t wait until China and Russia decide the US President isn’t recognized, and decide to invade like we just did in #Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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rest in piss 2025
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
THIS. All day long,
NYC Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani sworn into office
January 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Today's @nytimes.com was so close. In an article purported to discuss how affordability has become a touchstone for Democrats, they spent 6 graphs trashing President #Biden - roughly the same amount of ink they spent on the censoring of the #Epstein files. This isn't #journalism anymore.
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You win the internet today!
these documents are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on New Years Eve
December 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The “how dare you quote what Charlie Kirk actually said” crowd has no problem with what happened to Rob Reiner nor what Trump said about it - is that how we should #BeBest
December 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This fucking cocksucker. I hate it here.
When Charlie Kirk was shot, he did a full oval office address. When it's college kids on campus it's "things can happen." What a sociopath.
December 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
That sound you hear is Ed Murrow and Fred Friendly rolling in their graves.
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Spent my undergrad years in Providence. My heart is broken. I just want one fucking day in America where I don’t have to track down to find out if people know and care about having killed in a mass shooting.
I love Providence, Rhode Island very much and hate a fucking gun.
December 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It’s Sunday, so that means the @nytimes.com needs to find a way to pick on President Biden. The Sulzberger family should be ashamed of themselves. Worse than @nytpitchbot.bsky.social ever could imagine.
December 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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FWIW: From 11 years ago:
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I want one fucking day in America where I don’t have to track down friends to find out if they’ve been killed in a mass shooting. #brownuniversity
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Have you ever gone outside, looked up into the night sky, and screamed, "HEY ASSHOLES! YOU CAN COME GET ME NOW, I'M DONE WITH THIS FUCKING PLANET ALREADY!" just for shits and giggles?
December 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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The first paragraph of Judge Breyer‘s opinion granting an injunction in the California National Guard case is a banger.
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's the latest edition of why @nytpitchbot.bsky.social is no longer satire. The @nytimes.com instead of going deeper into the murder of foreign nationals ordered by the SecDef, instead chose to put A1, Center, Above the Fold a hit piece on Biden's Immigration Policy. WTF is wrong with them?
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Pete Hegseth is violating international law the right way.

by Ezra Klein
November 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Congratulations to our Jersey guy @booker.senate.gov and Alexis.
May your married life be filled with love.
November 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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This Black Friday, the Boycott Home Depot Coalition visited the Home Depot in Torrance. Protesters displayed signs indicating the number of loved ones kidnapped at each Home Depot that has been targeted by ICE in Southern California.
#BoycottNow #ICE #HomeDepot #BoycottHomeDepot #BlackFriday
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Which is why they’re doing their best of dismantle education in America, starting with DOE.
Education is the enemy of democracy. This is job one.
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Did the @washingtonpost.com grow a pair and step on the third rail - the abuse of the VA? Are we sufficiently past 9/11 jingoism that we can have honest conversations about this?
Why VA pays more in disability for sleep apnea than it does for some lost limbs
VA vowed to modernize its disability benefits system. As criticism from veterans and their advocates has mounted, efforts to move forward have stalled.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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If you’re wondering what the future of the Democratic Party looks like, watch the young, brown democratic socialist on the TV right now.
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Mamdani is really fucking good at this. He may be the one NYC Mayor who breaks through to the National Level. Big Al Smith vibes here! Congrats @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social !
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM