Goose
@goosebass.bsky.social
I’m here to bring the funk and a good attitude. bass player for Brozie O’Donnell, formerly of Benchmarks, blog boy at Pats Pulpit, Wall of Weiners Champion at Cori’s Doghouse
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*massive vape rip* Drake Maye is who Trevor Lawrence was supposed to be and JJ McCarthy is who everyone fretting about Drake’s footwork and mechanics thought he would be
It’s important that you regularly adjust your perspective on whether it takes 3 years to judge a draft class or if you can tell in 6 games based on the argument you’re trying to make
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s important that you regularly adjust your perspective on whether it takes 3 years to judge a draft class or if you can tell in 6 games based on the argument you’re trying to make
The number of times that I ordered this movie in the mail from Netflix back when you had to order movies in the mail from Netflix is a lot
“The Little Movie That Couldn’t”: ‘Mallrats’ Turns 30
In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smith’s second film was a box office humiliation. Now, it’s become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.
www.theringer.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The number of times that I ordered this movie in the mail from Netflix back when you had to order movies in the mail from Netflix is a lot
Pats keep winning but man, if these injuries keep piling up we’re gonna be limping into that bye in 2 weeks like
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Pats keep winning but man, if these injuries keep piling up we’re gonna be limping into that bye in 2 weeks like
Thank god Morgan Moses came back in yesterday cause if he was out too I fear I’d have to unretire this one:
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Thank god Morgan Moses came back in yesterday cause if he was out too I fear I’d have to unretire this one:
Reposted by Goose
DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires
Musk’s DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
It’s very important that when you’re headlining on a Sunday Funday night, you get the optimal pre-game nutrition
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It’s very important that when you’re headlining on a Sunday Funday night, you get the optimal pre-game nutrition
PICTURED: boy who has never known a season where the Patriots don’t win at least 10 games
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
PICTURED: boy who has never known a season where the Patriots don’t win at least 10 games
Carlton Davis borderline literally single handedly saves the game on a day when the offense truly needed it, we love complementary football
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Carlton Davis borderline literally single handedly saves the game on a day when the offense truly needed it, we love complementary football
…..ok yes so it’s a one score game and the Bengals have the ball but on the other hand Joe Flacco is averaging getting 2 of his receivers kilt per drive, so
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
…..ok yes so it’s a one score game and the Bengals have the ball but on the other hand Joe Flacco is averaging getting 2 of his receivers kilt per drive, so
Khyris Tonga wouldve scored on a fullback dive 😤
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Khyris Tonga wouldve scored on a fullback dive 😤
Drake has encountered his toughest challenge yet: playing with the 2024 Patriots offensive line again
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Drake has encountered his toughest challenge yet: playing with the 2024 Patriots offensive line again
Find something you love as much as my dog loves cut blocking me in the narrow doorway to the kitchen
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Find something you love as much as my dog loves cut blocking me in the narrow doorway to the kitchen
Turns out, we CAN score on this Bengals defense if we just simmah down now
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Turns out, we CAN score on this Bengals defense if we just simmah down now
Drake needs a buddy to keep an eye on his preworkout and remind him that 4 scoops of Bucked Up is just too much
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Drake needs a buddy to keep an eye on his preworkout and remind him that 4 scoops of Bucked Up is just too much
ribbit
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
ribbit
YOU SIMPLY CANNOT LOSE A BATTLE OF WITS TO THE CHILI SPAGHETTI PEOPLE
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
YOU SIMPLY CANNOT LOSE A BATTLE OF WITS TO THE CHILI SPAGHETTI PEOPLE
Bengals said
a man in a dark room with the words none of you seem to understand behind him
ALT: a man in a dark room with the words none of you seem to understand behind him
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Bengals said
Funny how there’s no such thing as a gotcha question if you actually have principles
Welker: Do you think that Trump is a fascist?
Mamdani: That’s something that I’ve said in the past. I say it today.
Welker: You’ve called him a despot. Do you still believe Trump is a threat to the democracy?
Mamdani: Everything that I’ve said in the past, I continue to believe.
Mamdani: That’s something that I’ve said in the past. I say it today.
Welker: You’ve called him a despot. Do you still believe Trump is a threat to the democracy?
Mamdani: Everything that I’ve said in the past, I continue to believe.
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Funny how there’s no such thing as a gotcha question if you actually have principles
Trying to manage expectations and be realistic about this game so I feel like a reasonable goal is Drake’s 1st 50-🍔 today
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Trying to manage expectations and be realistic about this game so I feel like a reasonable goal is Drake’s 1st 50-🍔 today
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The simple fact is that UConn was willing to play literally every team in America and precisely zero of those brave enough to take up the challenge beat UConn in 60 minutes of football. Would be a travesty for the committee to leave the Huskies out of the playoff field.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The simple fact is that UConn was willing to play literally every team in America and precisely zero of those brave enough to take up the challenge beat UConn in 60 minutes of football. Would be a travesty for the committee to leave the Huskies out of the playoff field.
You gotta stay frosty when you’re loading the slow cooker early in the morning. Almost just added 2 tablespoons of powdered sugar to the beef stew
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
You gotta stay frosty when you’re loading the slow cooker early in the morning. Almost just added 2 tablespoons of powdered sugar to the beef stew
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
www.rawstory.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Game of Thrones: The College Years
George R.R. Martin teases the 'Game of Thrones' universe will finally get to the world after the OG show's divisive finale.
'Game of Thrones' Will Get a Proper Sequel, Eventually
George R.R. Martin teases the 'Game of Thrones' universe will finally get to the world after the OG show's divisive finale.
gizmodo.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Game of Thrones: The College Years
Typical. Zoomer too soft to step up and get the job done so the millennial has to come to the rescue and clean up his mess smh
Bengals QB Joe Burrow, attempting to come back just over two months after surgery to repair Grade 3 turf toe, won’t be moved to the active roster just yet, source said. He’ll remain on IR.
Joe Flacco starts, once again. But Burrow’s time is coming.
Joe Flacco starts, once again. But Burrow’s time is coming.
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Typical. Zoomer too soft to step up and get the job done so the millennial has to come to the rescue and clean up his mess smh