Goose
@goosebass.bsky.social
I’m here to bring the funk and a good attitude. bass player for Brozie O’Donnell, formerly of Benchmarks, blog boy at Pats Pulpit, Wall of Weiners Champion at Cori’s Doghouse
Pats keep winning but man, if these injuries keep piling up we’re gonna be limping into that bye in 2 weeks like
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Pats keep winning but man, if these injuries keep piling up we’re gonna be limping into that bye in 2 weeks like
Thank god Morgan Moses came back in yesterday cause if he was out too I fear I’d have to unretire this one:
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Thank god Morgan Moses came back in yesterday cause if he was out too I fear I’d have to unretire this one:
It’s very important that when you’re headlining on a Sunday Funday night, you get the optimal pre-game nutrition
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It’s very important that when you’re headlining on a Sunday Funday night, you get the optimal pre-game nutrition
PICTURED: boy who has never known a season where the Patriots don’t win at least 10 games
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
PICTURED: boy who has never known a season where the Patriots don’t win at least 10 games
Turns out, we CAN score on this Bengals defense if we just simmah down now
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Turns out, we CAN score on this Bengals defense if we just simmah down now
I’m fortunate that this team is stacked enough that I don’t HAVE to. But my god. The Fuck-You value if they both go off against a preseason defense would break a seismograph
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I’m fortunate that this team is stacked enough that I don’t HAVE to. But my god. The Fuck-You value if they both go off against a preseason defense would break a seismograph
You know that the Patriots are so back when it’s almost turkey time and our beat guys are already doing the “aaaaah I don’t know Mike, this is going to sink them in the playoffs!!”
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
You know that the Patriots are so back when it’s almost turkey time and our beat guys are already doing the “aaaaah I don’t know Mike, this is going to sink them in the playoffs!!”
An unexpectedly wholesome corner of the internet is NFL Reddit when someone rolls in with a jargon/terminology question like “I keep hearing ‘nickel’, what does that mean?” and there’s 100 replies all like this:
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
An unexpectedly wholesome corner of the internet is NFL Reddit when someone rolls in with a jargon/terminology question like “I keep hearing ‘nickel’, what does that mean?” and there’s 100 replies all like this:
ROFL his face when he realizes he’s being asked about a real thing that came out of the president of the United States of America’s mouth
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
ROFL his face when he realizes he’s being asked about a real thing that came out of the president of the United States of America’s mouth
Playing music on a stage again is fun
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Playing music on a stage again is fun
I don’t know who put this idea in his head that Americans are too dumb and lazy for ____ jobs so we need thousands of foreign workers on visas, but I’m so glad they did.
He can’t stop repeating it. He’s like the kid in Kindergarten Cop repeating
He can’t stop repeating it. He’s like the kid in Kindergarten Cop repeating
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I don’t know who put this idea in his head that Americans are too dumb and lazy for ____ jobs so we need thousands of foreign workers on visas, but I’m so glad they did.
He can’t stop repeating it. He’s like the kid in Kindergarten Cop repeating
He can’t stop repeating it. He’s like the kid in Kindergarten Cop repeating
Went ahead and voted early in our TN-07 special congressional election this morning and threw my vote behind the radical candidate who declares “better things are possible”
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Went ahead and voted early in our TN-07 special congressional election this morning and threw my vote behind the radical candidate who declares “better things are possible”
Behold the mighty clam cake, something in between fried dough and a hush puppy stuffed with chopped clams and dunked in NE chowder or your dipping sauce of choice
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Behold the mighty clam cake, something in between fried dough and a hush puppy stuffed with chopped clams and dunked in NE chowder or your dipping sauce of choice
Yeah you’ve heard of the burrito taxi but have you seen the
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Yeah you’ve heard of the burrito taxi but have you seen the
I do like that this ruling just goes right ahead and says “one, you’re not a king, and two, even if you could sic the troops on Memphis because you feel like it, you didn’t even do it right”
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I do like that this ruling just goes right ahead and says “one, you’re not a king, and two, even if you could sic the troops on Memphis because you feel like it, you didn’t even do it right”
After last season, Jacoby deserves every bit of good that comes his way. Wolfpack forever
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
After last season, Jacoby deserves every bit of good that comes his way. Wolfpack forever
It has risen from the grave to kill again
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It has risen from the grave to kill again
Maybe I’m all woke leftist but Feed Kids, Fix Roads, Fund Hospitals, that sounds p. good to me, and I don’t even have kids
www.aftynforcongress.com
www.aftynforcongress.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Maybe I’m all woke leftist but Feed Kids, Fix Roads, Fund Hospitals, that sounds p. good to me, and I don’t even have kids
www.aftynforcongress.com
www.aftynforcongress.com
West side has the facts and we’re voting @aftynbehn.bsky.social for Congress!
November 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
West side has the facts and we’re voting @aftynbehn.bsky.social for Congress!
