Goose aka Gus
goose94.bsky.social
Goose aka Gus
@goose94.bsky.social
Chill optician from Philly who’s into video games and films. Currently into Succession and League of Legends.
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reskeet with a picture of you in red
August 27, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Beyoncé tonight!
July 12, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Me when the hellthread is too big to join.
May 20, 2023 at 4:37 AM
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can you explain this thigh gap in your resume
May 19, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Not only did I managed to doodle on myself by accident, I disrespected my doodle by giving them an unibrow.
May 12, 2023 at 10:41 PM
Dobbie keeping me company while having the quarterly meeting
May 7, 2023 at 9:42 PM
Just had a customer loose his shit at me for following his wife’s directions. Now he’s screaming in the middle of the mall at her. Just retail life stuff.
May 6, 2023 at 11:54 PM
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The true Queen
May 6, 2023 at 1:55 PM
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Never gonna keep us down
May 6, 2023 at 1:56 AM
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May 5, 2023 at 8:54 PM
When you’re done shopping at Costco but need to hit up the mall
May 6, 2023 at 12:39 AM
I understand it’s the time of day for hellfies
May 5, 2023 at 8:52 PM
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Wondering why Bluesky is overrun with sexy Alf?

It’s my fault - and I wrote about how Fuck Alf, and all of you on this cursed social network, have restored my love for posting.

https://faineg.substack.com/p/how-i-accidentally-ruined-bluesky
How I Accidentally Ruined Bluesky With Pictures of Sexy Alf
Yeah, it was me. And I haven't had this much fun on the Internet in years.
faineg.substack.com
May 5, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Guess it’s time to join the cool kids and post my own bluesky
May 5, 2023 at 3:50 PM
Me 60 seconds into last nights hellthread
Can I post schlong on here or no
May 5, 2023 at 1:24 PM
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May 4, 2023 at 8:08 PM
Sums up everyone here
May 5, 2023 at 6:13 AM
Need a break from the climb to silver as a support main. What’s the tea on this place?
May 5, 2023 at 4:57 AM