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in another timeline rare just kept making dkc games in the same pattern of 'sidekick becomes protagonist in next game' with increasingly bottom of the barrel kongs. we are now all playing Donkey Kong Country 26: Brangley Kong's Reno Road Trip
December 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
in another timeline rare just kept making dkc games in the same pattern of 'sidekick becomes protagonist in next game' with increasingly bottom of the barrel kongs. we are now all playing Donkey Kong Country 26: Brangley Kong's Reno Road Trip
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![Professor Layton passed out in an alley with a Santa hat shopped on him and the text box edited to say "My injuries were so [jolly] I was [Christmas] for a month. I was lucky to be alive."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qh2lh2vchzb3lquwqrtvhmf7/bafkreiewwxnwhdzt4k5q6xgpcdxda7xo73zvyirjw7p6l6ulnaaki3kauq@jpeg)
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Running into random memes but in their true form is one of the best experiences in life
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Running into random memes but in their true form is one of the best experiences in life
thank god. its been 20 years
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
thank god. its been 20 years
I hope prime 4 is good, I must admit I haven't actually watched that trailer that everyone hated but from what I heard hopefully that dude just starts a bit tutorially and dials it back once you get into things
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I hope prime 4 is good, I must admit I haven't actually watched that trailer that everyone hated but from what I heard hopefully that dude just starts a bit tutorially and dials it back once you get into things
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Valve and Nintendo will collaborate on “absolutely nothing” later today.
There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”
It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”
It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Valve and Nintendo will collaborate on “absolutely nothing” later today.
There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”
It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”
It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
he would NOT say that
Scooby-Doo! Classic Creep Capers (N64, 2000)
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
he would NOT say that
well I found my NES controller now I can get back to GAMING
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
well I found my NES controller now I can get back to GAMING
where the hell is my switch NES controller, I only used it a couple of weeks ago and it isn't anywhere now. Ive literally looked everywhere it could possibly be, my house is not a large one. Im going mad here
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
where the hell is my switch NES controller, I only used it a couple of weeks ago and it isn't anywhere now. Ive literally looked everywhere it could possibly be, my house is not a large one. Im going mad here
so my mum and my aunt took my grandma to a care home today. it was the plan for a long time but got very accelerated literally the last couple of days, things got real bad. its hard to know how to feel, she'll have a better standard of living for sure but will she be happier?
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
so my mum and my aunt took my grandma to a care home today. it was the plan for a long time but got very accelerated literally the last couple of days, things got real bad. its hard to know how to feel, she'll have a better standard of living for sure but will she be happier?
I will gerald. I will join you
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I will gerald. I will join you
I dont care for mario kart 64 but it has a good line in onomatopoeia. why did POOMP never catch on
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I dont care for mario kart 64 but it has a good line in onomatopoeia. why did POOMP never catch on
in winter: god I hate cold weather, can't wait for summer
in summer: god I hate hot weather, can't wait for winter
in summer: god I hate hot weather, can't wait for winter
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
in winter: god I hate cold weather, can't wait for summer
in summer: god I hate hot weather, can't wait for winter
in summer: god I hate hot weather, can't wait for winter
its not fair that bears are this cute. if I saw one irl I dont think I could stop myself attempting to hug it and violently dying
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM
its not fair that bears are this cute. if I saw one irl I dont think I could stop myself attempting to hug it and violently dying
I don't like these sunny winter days. it looks nice enough outside that I feel I should go out, then I do and its just painfully cold
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I don't like these sunny winter days. it looks nice enough outside that I feel I should go out, then I do and its just painfully cold
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she got bottom surgery! i'm happy for her
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November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
she got bottom surgery! i'm happy for her
oh btw the story of this game is mario finds a typewriter, tries to use it but is so bad at typing that it explodes and he has to go find the pieces
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
oh btw the story of this game is mario finds a typewriter, tries to use it but is so bad at typing that it explodes and he has to go find the pieces
I have so many great games I've been meaning to start, and yet here I am playing the 1994 cd rom version of mario teaches typing
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I have so many great games I've been meaning to start, and yet here I am playing the 1994 cd rom version of mario teaches typing
by pushing iggy koopa into the lava pool you will be no better than he is
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
by pushing iggy koopa into the lava pool you will be no better than he is
I hear either a bird or a burglar climbing around in my gutter so hopefully the former
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I hear either a bird or a burglar climbing around in my gutter so hopefully the former
I love this calendar, you never know what you're gonna get and sometimes its just a real treat
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I love this calendar, you never know what you're gonna get and sometimes its just a real treat
I want a cat so bad. need to get a job already so I can afford a cat
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I want a cat so bad. need to get a job already so I can afford a cat
realised I had a spare poster left over so I stuck it up, think it would be cool to get one from everything Im in and gradually fill my room hopefully
November 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
realised I had a spare poster left over so I stuck it up, think it would be cool to get one from everything Im in and gradually fill my room hopefully
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial