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New Video Game Advisor
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Sage advice from the best source there is: video games.

Made this because the original vgadvisor deactivated their account for some reason. Tag me or send DM for submissions.
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Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak (GBA, 2002)
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Wario Land 4 (GBA, 2001)
A screen reads, "Your game is always saved when you go back to a passage."
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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Girls' Frontline (Mobile/PC, 2016)
A girl is holding a gun on a battlefield. A text box reads, "[Warning] This is the [combat tutorial] for this map. Do not skip this! If you skip the tutorial, you might fail to clear the map. If you fail to clear the map, you will be in a bad mood. If you're in a bad mood, you might throw your phone or smash your monitor, which will cause you serious financial loss..."
January 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Tianna from the 2005 Playstation 2 game Berwick Saga saying "Be sure to spend your money wisely and treat your horses with care."
January 2, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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you don't know me
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Sonic Adventure (Dreamcast, 1999)
Sonic is seen standing in a ring. Text on the screen reads, "A happy new year in 2K! Pleas Support Sonic in 2K."
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Catgirl (Mac/PC, 2025)
A penguin, named Evil Penguin, is wearing a baseball cap that reads "#1 DAD". Evil Penguin is saying, "Wearing a hat about being a dad does NOT make you a dad."
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.
January 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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Crow Country (Multiplatform, 2024)
The protagonist, Mara Forest, stands in front of a fireplace. She's saying "Maybe everything will be okay." Wishing you all a happy and safe New Year and I hope 2026 is kind to you all. Thank you for enjoying this silly page of mine!
December 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Snowtyke saying to the player "did you even think about the consequences of your actions?"
December 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Super Paper Mario (Wii, 2007)
Merlon is saying, "To feel sadness is to live... but as long as you are alive, the future is a blank page."
September 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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The Boba Teashop (PC, 2025)
A woman is saying to the player, "Make sure you get enough sleep dear. Night can be... unkind to the restless."
December 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Spanky with the good advice
Spanky the Sonic Wings dolphin saying 'put fish in you mouth'. His spelling may be a little off but the advice is sound
December 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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screenshot from Urban Myth Dissolution Center Jasmine is saying "If it's got a physical form, you can kick its ass."
December 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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A screenshot of Animal Crossing: New Horizons showing Isabelle saying, "Tomorrow on New Year's Eve, we're saying goodbye to 2025 and hello to the New Year with a big Countdown!"
December 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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MiSide (PC, 2024)
A computer desk has cups of instant ramen on it. A command prompt reads, "EAT RAMEN".
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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My Little Pony: Pinkie Pie's Party (DS, 2008)
A text box reads: "Things to do: You should go to talk to the ponies in their homes!"
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Pokémon Masters EX (Mobile, 2019)
Larry is speaking to the player. He's saying, "You don't necessarily have to follow every instruction from your boss."
December 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Doug's Big Game (GBC, 2000)
Doug is on the phone. Someone is saying, "If I were an escaped goat, I'd hide in the maze."
December 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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White Day: A Labyrinth Named School (Multiplatform, 2015)
"A janitor won't notice you if you hide behind a desk."
December 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Earthbound (SNES, 1995)
An NPC tells Ness, “You won’t get through your teen years without at least one egg.”
August 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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How to start a business
December 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Drake & Josh (GBA, 2007)
A text box reads, "Water is slippery. It's much harder to move on both stopping and going then a regular floor."
December 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM