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New Video Game Advisor
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Sage advice from the best source there is: video games.

Made this because the original vgadvisor deactivated their account for some reason. Tag me or send DM for submissions (I'll bookmark them to repost them later).
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Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak (GBA, 2002)
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Screenshot from the video game Donut County with a picture of a swimming pool that says: Do not try to wash cotton candy in the pool. This tip will save your life.
February 16, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Switch, 2020)
The player villager is sitting in The Roost and holding up an empty cup of coffee. They're saying, "Drink it while it's hot! That's when it's at its freshest."
February 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Baby Wario in Mario Tennis Fever saying “I guess pure stubbornness can get you pretty far in life.”
February 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Toxic masculinity or sage advice?
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"Without a fairy, you're not even a real man!"
February 16, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (Switch, 2024)
An NPC mother is speaking to Mario. She's saying, "Keep looking, no matter where the road takes you. Never, never give up." The NPC continues, "But don't wear yourself out either. You must keep body and mind healthy."
February 18, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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ain't that just the way
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Three screenshots from a very normal version of Pokemon Crystal that feature an NPC saying "While walking in jungle many worms will follow you."
February 15, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Jack Bros. (Virtual Boy, 1995)
Pixie is speaking to Jack Frost. She's telling him, "Collect all the keys you find!"
February 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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mistake.computer
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Chameleon Twist
Go to the training room if you need to practice tongue and body control.
February 14, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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A screenshot of Hamtaro: Rainbow Rescue that reads: "The science room has fun things and dangerous things."
February 14, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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Chester Cheetah: Wild Wild Quest (SNES, 1993)
Chester Cheetah is riding a motorcycle. He's saying, "Be shrewd, dude. You can choose to cruise in any direction across the United States."
February 16, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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It's a proper meal.
It's called bread and water soup.
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3D video game girl, same girl in 2D, same girl's picture next to a dialogue box that says: "It's a proper meal. It's called bread and water soup."
February 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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Disgaea 1 Complete (Multiplatform, 2018)
Etna is telling Flonne, "But, you're bound to be disappointed if you keep expecting things to turn out so cheery."
February 15, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Dragon Quest II HD-2D Remake
February 12, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (SNES, 1996)
Mallow is speaking to Mario. He's saying, "I'm all right now. Sorry... There's nothing like a good cry! But, why was I crying?"
February 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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Kio's Adventure (2017)
The protagonist, Kio, is reading a bulletin board at a school that reads, "If you study hard youa re able to have a pretty wife."
August 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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SpongeBob SquarePants: Legend of the Lost Spatula (GBC, 2001)
SpongeBob is riding his unicycle. Text reads, "Let us join SpongeBob".
February 14, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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Friday the 13th (NES, 1989)
A fireplace is shown. Text on the bottom of the screen reads, "use the torch to light the fireplaces."
February 13, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Tiny Toon Adventures (NES, 1991)
Hamton is saying, "Collect as many carrots as possible," Hamton continues, "You will get an extra player if you collect 30 carrots."
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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Toy Story 3
February 11, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Animal Crossing: New Leaf (3DS, 2012)
The player character is holding up a fortune. It reads, "You should consider a career as a professional kart racer."
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Yeah sure. That works
January 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM