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Spatulo
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General purpose nerd. Pronouns are He/Him. Holding onto what I am, pretending I’m a Superman.
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The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.

Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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I can't believe we got a BLJ with an actual guitar! Join me tonight in using a Real Guitar to BEAT Super Mario 64! Live now at www.twitch.tv/familyjules
February 2, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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December 31, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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ボンバーマン 40周年!
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this
February 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Youtube Let's Player's indie horror film with a budget of $3M and no marketing or distributor to domestically out gross $25M Amazon-backed Documentary about the US First Lady with a $50M marketing budget 6-1 in opening weekend.
Markiplier’s ’IRON LUNG’ was #1 domestically on its opening day with $9M.

The film has already made at least 3X its production budget.
January 31, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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👀 Looks like the husband of the woman ICE abducted called his lawyer, lawyer called the cops, then the police chief went and got her & took her home

Article says it may be the first time local Minnesota PD "intervened in a federal law enforcement action" since Trump started terrorizing the state
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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Emio The Smiling Man Famicom Detective Club (Switch) physical release is $40.36 at PNP Games: bit.ly/3XnLmGK #ad spend $8 more for free shipping

with all the love it got I still think it's an underrated gem
January 31, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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In Paper Mario, Mario normally jumps onto Lakilester's cloud to use the Cloud Nine move. However, a small cute detail occurs if Mario is asleep or otherwise unable to jump onto the cloud, which causes Lakilester to gingerly pick him up from the ground himself instead.
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Homodachi life direct was peak
#tomodachilife #tomodachilifelivingthedream
January 31, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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BREAKING: Bernie Sanders is introducing an amendment to cut ICE’s $75 billion funding increase, and to use those funds to restore the federal cuts to health care.
January 30, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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This was done last night to the Melania billboard in my area by a true hero. Genuinely got a smile from me
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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Kill the reflexive urge to engage with anything you think is neat by finding out what the worst people you can imagine are saying about it first. Feel what you're feeling and move on with your day.
"I wonder how the chuds on Twitter are reacting to the LGBT options in Tomodachi Life"

I'm not! I don't care what they have to think or say! Fuck em!
January 29, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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it's been a rough month here but I have decided to be unstoppable
January 30, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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I’m just glad to see that Tomodachi Life is achieving Miiquality <3
January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM