friendly neighborhood goblin 🕸️
@goblingirlreads.bsky.social
theatre kid 4 life, lover of SFF, horror, & queer books/movies/stories, cat grandma 😺🧓, WNBA fangirl & generic nerd type 🤓 mom-creature to baby Marlowe
bisexual demigirl 💗💙💜, she/it
bisexual demigirl 💗💙💜, she/it
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Hi! I'm goblin girl. 😈 let's be internet besties 💕 follow/friend if you like:
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📚 SFF Books
💀 Horror Movies
🎭 Theater
🌈 Gay shit
💃🏼Cosplay
😸 Cats
🧶 Crochet
🏀 WNBA
🫖 Tea
🐂 Astrology memes
♟️ Board games & ttrpgs
🤓 Nerd types
😆 Causing chaos
💕 Anti-capitalism, anti-fascism ETC
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#promosky
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📚 SFF Books
💀 Horror Movies
🎭 Theater
🌈 Gay shit
💃🏼Cosplay
😸 Cats
🧶 Crochet
🏀 WNBA
🫖 Tea
🐂 Astrology memes
♟️ Board games & ttrpgs
🤓 Nerd types
😆 Causing chaos
💕 Anti-capitalism, anti-fascism ETC
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#promosky
Scene:
*I find a Labubu in the lost&found at work*
Me: (proudly) If no one claims this, it is my Labubu
Judgy Teen: You want a...Labubu?!
Me: I don't want to BUY a Labubu but I do want to ADOPT an abandoned Labubu that I found buried in the lost& found at a youth theater. There's a difference.
*I find a Labubu in the lost&found at work*
Me: (proudly) If no one claims this, it is my Labubu
Judgy Teen: You want a...Labubu?!
Me: I don't want to BUY a Labubu but I do want to ADOPT an abandoned Labubu that I found buried in the lost& found at a youth theater. There's a difference.
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Scene:
*I find a Labubu in the lost&found at work*
Me: (proudly) If no one claims this, it is my Labubu
Judgy Teen: You want a...Labubu?!
Me: I don't want to BUY a Labubu but I do want to ADOPT an abandoned Labubu that I found buried in the lost& found at a youth theater. There's a difference.
*I find a Labubu in the lost&found at work*
Me: (proudly) If no one claims this, it is my Labubu
Judgy Teen: You want a...Labubu?!
Me: I don't want to BUY a Labubu but I do want to ADOPT an abandoned Labubu that I found buried in the lost& found at a youth theater. There's a difference.
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And remember our collective agreement, k? No big box stores this holiday season. We're shopping indie & ethical!
Don't be shy, drop your fave small businesses for gift shopping here so we can share the love around!
Don't be shy, drop your fave small businesses for gift shopping here so we can share the love around!
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
And remember our collective agreement, k? No big box stores this holiday season. We're shopping indie & ethical!
Don't be shy, drop your fave small businesses for gift shopping here so we can share the love around!
Don't be shy, drop your fave small businesses for gift shopping here so we can share the love around!
Scene inside @fridaytea.com :
Patron: Why does your baby have a leather jacket?
Me: Because he was the Rum Tum Tugger for Halloween.
*MAJORITY of teahouse spits out their tea laughing bc it's not just a slogan that this tea is for thirsty NERDS*
Patron: Why does your baby have a leather jacket?
Me: Because he was the Rum Tum Tugger for Halloween.
*MAJORITY of teahouse spits out their tea laughing bc it's not just a slogan that this tea is for thirsty NERDS*
November 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Scene inside @fridaytea.com :
Patron: Why does your baby have a leather jacket?
Me: Because he was the Rum Tum Tugger for Halloween.
*MAJORITY of teahouse spits out their tea laughing bc it's not just a slogan that this tea is for thirsty NERDS*
Patron: Why does your baby have a leather jacket?
Me: Because he was the Rum Tum Tugger for Halloween.
*MAJORITY of teahouse spits out their tea laughing bc it's not just a slogan that this tea is for thirsty NERDS*
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terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink
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Me: have you noticed that the baby is kinda jacked these days?
@goblingirlreads.bsky.social: yeah he's the better version of both of us. How does it feel to have made something that is clearly superior in every way?
@goblingirlreads.bsky.social: yeah he's the better version of both of us. How does it feel to have made something that is clearly superior in every way?
November 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Me: have you noticed that the baby is kinda jacked these days?
@goblingirlreads.bsky.social: yeah he's the better version of both of us. How does it feel to have made something that is clearly superior in every way?
@goblingirlreads.bsky.social: yeah he's the better version of both of us. How does it feel to have made something that is clearly superior in every way?
Tales from (3rd-5th grade) drama class:
Me: Please turn (in your scripts) to page six.
About half the class: SIX SEVEN!!!
Frustrated child: Ugh, I hate six seven.
Child who definitely yelled six seven: I also hate six seven. But I am required to say it.
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Me: Please turn (in your scripts) to page six.
About half the class: SIX SEVEN!!!
Frustrated child: Ugh, I hate six seven.
Child who definitely yelled six seven: I also hate six seven. But I am required to say it.
🤔🤔🤔
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Tales from (3rd-5th grade) drama class:
Me: Please turn (in your scripts) to page six.
About half the class: SIX SEVEN!!!
Frustrated child: Ugh, I hate six seven.
Child who definitely yelled six seven: I also hate six seven. But I am required to say it.
🤔🤔🤔
Me: Please turn (in your scripts) to page six.
About half the class: SIX SEVEN!!!
Frustrated child: Ugh, I hate six seven.
Child who definitely yelled six seven: I also hate six seven. But I am required to say it.
🤔🤔🤔
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one of the greatest joys in this life is to buy a piece of art from another queer
October 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
one of the greatest joys in this life is to buy a piece of art from another queer
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"I'm not supposed to tell you this, but... you know Pagliacci? That freakin' CLOWN that goes onstage curing people's depression without a license? Well the medical board or whoever heard he was gonna be here, set this entire thing up. This whole doctor's office is a Trap."
August 8, 2024 at 1:12 AM
"I'm not supposed to tell you this, but... you know Pagliacci? That freakin' CLOWN that goes onstage curing people's depression without a license? Well the medical board or whoever heard he was gonna be here, set this entire thing up. This whole doctor's office is a Trap."
Tales from drama class:
Me: our opening question of the day is what's your current favorite movie.
(A few kids share recent movies)
Child 1: Napoleon Dynamite
Me: OMG throwback! That movie was popular when I was a kid!
Child 2 (very seriously to Child 1): Is that movie black & white?
AND SCENE
Me: our opening question of the day is what's your current favorite movie.
(A few kids share recent movies)
Child 1: Napoleon Dynamite
Me: OMG throwback! That movie was popular when I was a kid!
Child 2 (very seriously to Child 1): Is that movie black & white?
AND SCENE
October 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Tales from drama class:
Me: our opening question of the day is what's your current favorite movie.
(A few kids share recent movies)
Child 1: Napoleon Dynamite
Me: OMG throwback! That movie was popular when I was a kid!
Child 2 (very seriously to Child 1): Is that movie black & white?
AND SCENE
Me: our opening question of the day is what's your current favorite movie.
(A few kids share recent movies)
Child 1: Napoleon Dynamite
Me: OMG throwback! That movie was popular when I was a kid!
Child 2 (very seriously to Child 1): Is that movie black & white?
AND SCENE
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My wife wishes you all to know that she is so brave. She's a horror fanatic, she's not ascared of anything. She watches horror movies in the dark by herself and falls asleep to them.
Did that about cover it @goblingirlreads.bsky.social?
Did that about cover it @goblingirlreads.bsky.social?
Haha can you come over and hold me while I play a scary video game? ;) Scary games get me hot
*30 minutes later*
*I am actually sobbing and so fucking scared even though literally all that has happened is walking into some kinda spooky fog*
*I am also running a fever*
*30 minutes later*
*I am actually sobbing and so fucking scared even though literally all that has happened is walking into some kinda spooky fog*
*I am also running a fever*
August 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My wife wishes you all to know that she is so brave. She's a horror fanatic, she's not ascared of anything. She watches horror movies in the dark by herself and falls asleep to them.
Did that about cover it @goblingirlreads.bsky.social?
Did that about cover it @goblingirlreads.bsky.social?
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Hey, so let's talk about business for half a sec: oftentimes a business has some form of backing - an investor, a grant, some kinda cushion of money.
Friday Afternoon Tea exists without any of that, and that's *huge*. That means, therefore, it's up to all of us to be the angel investors and to be
Friday Afternoon Tea exists without any of that, and that's *huge*. That means, therefore, it's up to all of us to be the angel investors and to be
So this is us trusting our communitea to hold us.
Anyone who is able to contribute through the link below will get the name of their choice engraved on a plaque of SOS (Save Our Shop) Angels to be permanently installed in the tea house and a photo pinned on the discord.
square.link/u/La2AFWmg
Anyone who is able to contribute through the link below will get the name of their choice engraved on a plaque of SOS (Save Our Shop) Angels to be permanently installed in the tea house and a photo pinned on the discord.
square.link/u/La2AFWmg
Friday Afternoon Tea Crushing Debt Paydown Fund - Friday Afternoon
The debt we took on to stay open during the economic dip of 2022 has been slowly draining our lifeforce as cost of goods have increased and slaughtered our margins and our debt has accrued more fees t...
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June 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Hey, so let's talk about business for half a sec: oftentimes a business has some form of backing - an investor, a grant, some kinda cushion of money.
Friday Afternoon Tea exists without any of that, and that's *huge*. That means, therefore, it's up to all of us to be the angel investors and to be
Friday Afternoon Tea exists without any of that, and that's *huge*. That means, therefore, it's up to all of us to be the angel investors and to be
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Merry Friday the 13th to all my spooky pals. Thanks for being here and for being you! 💜
June 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Merry Friday the 13th to all my spooky pals. Thanks for being here and for being you! 💜
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27 Bat Eater and Other Names for Cora Zeng by Kylie Lee Baker
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May 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
27 Bat Eater and Other Names for Cora Zeng by Kylie Lee Baker
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My biggest pet peeve in a book review is a "holier than thou" approach. I find BOTH "I don't understand why anyone likes this" AND "I don't understand why anyone dislikes this" annoying. BECAUSE TASTES DIFFER??? That's why!
May 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My biggest pet peeve in a book review is a "holier than thou" approach. I find BOTH "I don't understand why anyone likes this" AND "I don't understand why anyone dislikes this" annoying. BECAUSE TASTES DIFFER??? That's why!
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frankenstein was right about fire. awful stuff
June 15, 2023 at 12:40 AM
frankenstein was right about fire. awful stuff
Normalize direct messaging your skeets to your wife so you get at least one like 2025
May 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Normalize direct messaging your skeets to your wife so you get at least one like 2025
thing I said to my baby this am:
"Oops, I just sprayed you with my boob. Heh-heh. My boobs do that now. *Gasps excitedly* Attack damage!!"
Anyways, breastfeeding is impacting my sanity
"Oops, I just sprayed you with my boob. Heh-heh. My boobs do that now. *Gasps excitedly* Attack damage!!"
Anyways, breastfeeding is impacting my sanity
May 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
thing I said to my baby this am:
"Oops, I just sprayed you with my boob. Heh-heh. My boobs do that now. *Gasps excitedly* Attack damage!!"
Anyways, breastfeeding is impacting my sanity
"Oops, I just sprayed you with my boob. Heh-heh. My boobs do that now. *Gasps excitedly* Attack damage!!"
Anyways, breastfeeding is impacting my sanity
Having a baby is a great way to make friends out in the wild if you want to befriend lonely grandma types. I meet at least one every outing!
May 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Having a baby is a great way to make friends out in the wild if you want to befriend lonely grandma types. I meet at least one every outing!
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“This Saturday, April 26th, is Independent Bookstore Day. […] I implore you: if you live near an indie bookstore (and I know that many of us still don’t and I hope one day we all do), you must go.”
#Booksky 📚💙
#Booksky 📚💙
@maris.bsky.social reminds us that good spaces still exist in the world (and most of those spaces are independent bookstores).
Something Good in the World: Let’s Celebrate Independent Bookstore Day This Weekend
I was going to write something else for today’s column, something complain-y but righteous that would allow me to get some stuff off my chest and maybe even get some rage clicks. Shit is bad. But I…
buff.ly
April 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“This Saturday, April 26th, is Independent Bookstore Day. […] I implore you: if you live near an indie bookstore (and I know that many of us still don’t and I hope one day we all do), you must go.”
#Booksky 📚💙
#Booksky 📚💙
I have a 20-day old baby and can't attend any @siffnews.bsky.social festival movies in-person this year but I still spent the whole day watching all the trailers and spreadsheeting my interest in all of them (between newborn care) bc it's a favorite tradition!
April 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I have a 20-day old baby and can't attend any @siffnews.bsky.social festival movies in-person this year but I still spent the whole day watching all the trailers and spreadsheeting my interest in all of them (between newborn care) bc it's a favorite tradition!
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Tomorrow, a certain online mega-retailer launches a book sale, just days before Indie Bookstore Day on 4/26. This is no coincidence; Bookstore Day is one of the largest revenue drivers for indies.
Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all...mega-retailers do not.
Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all...mega-retailers do not.
April 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Tomorrow, a certain online mega-retailer launches a book sale, just days before Indie Bookstore Day on 4/26. This is no coincidence; Bookstore Day is one of the largest revenue drivers for indies.
Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all...mega-retailers do not.
Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all...mega-retailers do not.
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My mom said tonight: "imagine how hard parenting must have been when you had to wake up and shoot a bear every day and churn butter."
April 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
My mom said tonight: "imagine how hard parenting must have been when you had to wake up and shoot a bear every day and churn butter."
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If I really wanted people to have more babies I would simply make it less expensive, isolating, and professionally punishing to be a new parent but what do I know
April 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
If I really wanted people to have more babies I would simply make it less expensive, isolating, and professionally punishing to be a new parent but what do I know
The tiny human I grew in my tummy entered the world on 4/3 💕 so I'm officially a mom-creature (and sleep deprived)
April 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The tiny human I grew in my tummy entered the world on 4/3 💕 so I'm officially a mom-creature (and sleep deprived)