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Go Navy 🐐 Go Pack 🐺 Beeeeees! 🐝
You rate what you skate
Maybe it's fitting that these schools are leading the charge to destroy the MWC to join the absolute dregs of the old P5. Like a dog rolling in stink, water finds its own level.
San Diego State and Boise State have a combined 28 passing yards.

It's the third quarter.
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It's quite insane that anyone other than the Americqn champ is being considered for a G6 berth. We should be at a point where just having a small number in the loss column isn't all that matters. There's absolutely zero doubt that the American isn't head and shoulders above the other G6 conferences
29 teams w/a non-zero playoff shot, I think…

Undefeated
Ohio State
Indiana
A&M

1-loss P4
BYU
UGA
Ole Miss
Texas Tech
GT
Oregon

2-loss P4
UVA
Miami
Utah
ND
Houston
USC
Mich
Bama
Okla
Vandy

Other relevant
JMU
UNT
SDSU/Boise
Texas
Tenn
SMU
ASU
Pitt
Navy
ECU
Tulane
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Do you want a bird flu pandemic? Because doing yoga with fucking street chickens is how you get a bird flu pandemic.
Yoga with animals — goats, dogs and cats — has become popular in recent years.

But chicken yoga is another version, offered in a neighborhood where dozens of wild chickens roam the streets, courtyards and sidewalks.
Rescued chickens wearing diapers join monthly Florida yoga class
The chickens mostly walk around the room, cluck at one another and sit on the floor and yoga mats. Sometimes they lounge on people’s stomachs.
wapo.st
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
ESPN had the Navy-USF game on their network, had a Top 25 loss, and didn't show a single highlight in their halftime package. Just a trash business relationship for the American.
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Navy keep the powder dry on half naked men until the Herndon climb in May
Is it even college football in 2025 without a section of half-naked men?🧐
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Happy for Paul Finebaum.
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Drew Cronic is one of the best offensive coordinators in the country
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
That's a bullshit DPI against Navy after they let USF get away with the exact same face guarding and contact in the 3rd quarter
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Navy with a backup QB had a better 1st half at ND than ACC hopeful Pitt is having at home today
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Texas A&M is just NC State with more money. Now and forever.
It's now 20-3 South Carolina over Texas A&M, 2nd quarter.

Aggies have 98 total yards, minus-13 rushing yards.
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Oh this gets me in all my work feels
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I'm sorry but Natasha as the lead actor IS the show. Let's. Celebrate it for what we got-a damn good show.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 1d
Poker Face has been cancelled by Peacock after just two seasons, though the director has said he will now attempt to save the show by shopping it to another streamer — with a completely different actor in the leading role. https://bit.ly/49eRXK2
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It's cool the Disney standoff with YouTubeTV is over, but it made me rediscover listening to games on the radio

I remember sitting in my sponsor family's basement listening to Navy take down Georgia Tech the weekend before Thanksgiving in 1996

I'll be listening to Navy's radio call of USF tomorrow
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hahaha this is the guy all the cryptobros and incels look up to as a totem of manhood? What a bunch of cucks.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
As a NC State fan, I, too, love Drake Maye
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You really don't know what you want to do in life yet, so don't get hung up in the now. And in that vein, pick a college that feels like a good place for you to live and grow. It's not a vocational school.
What is one piece of advice you would give someone in high school?
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is good. Not so good? They're changing their calendar so now their entire season will be up against the NFL, NBA, NHL, CFB, CBB, etc.
BREAKING: MLS will come out from behind the separate MLS Season Pass subscription beginning in 2026, per sources.

All games will be available on the Apple TV streaming service.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
MLS, Apple TV to bring games outside of extra paywall in 2026: Sources
Beginning next season, MLS games will be even more accessible via Apple TV
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Odd how the NYT didn't wait for the context of the emails to run this front page on October 29th 2016
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's hilarious that the teams in the MWC are leaving for this. What an all-time boneheaded decision by the ADs
USA gets 22 regular season football games each season, 50 regular season men’s basketball games each season, MBB tournament up to championship game, 5-10 regular season women’s basketball games each season.
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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I deleted Twitter so I lost my most viral tweet ever but here we go:

ESPN transporting Pat McAfee from town to town for Gameday
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Lmao literal poindexter rims. I'd kick my own ass.
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Would love to know which sports require less from athletes than ever before
The sport of tennis now demands more from athletes than it ever has before.

Watch a new episode of The Athletic Show on Amazon Fire TV.
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Yes, but it's anywhere from 3 to 15 years later
Can you tell when a person is crushing on you?
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sendek is the perfect "you can fool some of the people all of the time" basketball coach
Santa Clara is a damn wagon hop on
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM