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|| Starlord and The Punisher bonding over weapons? Honestly, an interaction I'd love to see in actual Canon ๐คฃ
January 28, 2026 at 11:50 PM
|| Starlord and The Punisher bonding over weapons? Honestly, an interaction I'd love to see in actual Canon ๐คฃ
"Jesus man, you're like a walking Armory - we could've used some of those last time we dealt with the Kree. Have you ever considered joining a space team?"
He said with a laugh
He said with a laugh
Not just firearms. He's raided the ninja hideouts too, so he has some edged weapons of a fanciful nature.
~Carried firearms Frank had on him.
January 28, 2026 at 11:49 PM
"Jesus man, you're like a walking Armory - we could've used some of those last time we dealt with the Kree. Have you ever considered joining a space team?"
He said with a laugh
He said with a laugh
~Carried firearms Frank had on him.
January 28, 2026 at 11:32 PM
~Carried firearms Frank had on him.
"Oh-? Now that I can get behind. No spoilers on your gift, buddy. But it mightttttt rhyme with alien fun-"
Getting The Punisher a weapon from outer space, how original.
Quill only really thought of firearms because as someone who's lived the space pirate life, he can tell just how many concealed~
Getting The Punisher a weapon from outer space, how original.
Quill only really thought of firearms because as someone who's lived the space pirate life, he can tell just how many concealed~
"True.
Christmas then."
Christmas then."
"You- you don't even know when my birthday is-"
Jesus, Quill just accept the kind notion.
Jesus, Quill just accept the kind notion.
January 28, 2026 at 11:32 PM
"Oh-? Now that I can get behind. No spoilers on your gift, buddy. But it mightttttt rhyme with alien fun-"
Getting The Punisher a weapon from outer space, how original.
Quill only really thought of firearms because as someone who's lived the space pirate life, he can tell just how many concealed~
Getting The Punisher a weapon from outer space, how original.
Quill only really thought of firearms because as someone who's lived the space pirate life, he can tell just how many concealed~
"You- you don't even know when my birthday is-"
Jesus, Quill just accept the kind notion.
Jesus, Quill just accept the kind notion.
โโฆRemind me to get you a map or globe for your birthday.โ
"I was abducted from earth at like eight years old dude-
Didn't exactly have the time for geography lessons-"
Didn't exactly have the time for geography lessons-"
January 28, 2026 at 11:21 PM
"You- you don't even know when my birthday is-"
Jesus, Quill just accept the kind notion.
Jesus, Quill just accept the kind notion.
"I was abducted from earth at like eight years old dude-
Didn't exactly have the time for geography lessons-"
Didn't exactly have the time for geography lessons-"
"...Country on the other side of the planet?
How the fuck do you know about a Walkman but not Afghanistan?"
How the fuck do you know about a Walkman but not Afghanistan?"
"I'm gonna pretend like I know what an Afghanistan is-"
January 28, 2026 at 5:38 PM
"I was abducted from earth at like eight years old dude-
Didn't exactly have the time for geography lessons-"
Didn't exactly have the time for geography lessons-"
"I'm gonna pretend like I know what an Afghanistan is-"
โโฆIt was a gift from my wife for my days in Afghanistan.
Mellows me out.โ
Mellows me out.โ
"You have no idea how long it's been since I've seen another one of those-"
Motioning to the Walkman he keeps attached to his pants waist.
"Good to see some people still enjoy the finer things in life-"
Motioning to the Walkman he keeps attached to his pants waist.
"Good to see some people still enjoy the finer things in life-"
January 28, 2026 at 5:06 PM
"I'm gonna pretend like I know what an Afghanistan is-"
"Where were you when we needed a doomsday level weapon for Thanos..?"
"220 gigawatts of power is a lot of energy to flow... and yes, i know, it's the energetic equivalent of a small sun."
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 PM
"Where were you when we needed a doomsday level weapon for Thanos..?"
"You have no idea how long it's been since I've seen another one of those-"
Motioning to the Walkman he keeps attached to his pants waist.
"Good to see some people still enjoy the finer things in life-"
Motioning to the Walkman he keeps attached to his pants waist.
"Good to see some people still enjoy the finer things in life-"
โโฆCan I help you there, Jumpsuit?โ
Someone mentioned a Walkman.
There is now a lurking Starlord.
There is now a lurking Starlord.
January 28, 2026 at 4:18 PM
"You have no idea how long it's been since I've seen another one of those-"
Motioning to the Walkman he keeps attached to his pants waist.
"Good to see some people still enjoy the finer things in life-"
Motioning to the Walkman he keeps attached to his pants waist.
"Good to see some people still enjoy the finer things in life-"
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January 27, 2026 at 7:54 PM
๐๐๐ค๐จ๐ฉ-๐จ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ง ๐๐ค๐๐จ . .
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Someone mentioned a Walkman.
There is now a lurking Starlord.
There is now a lurking Starlord.
January 28, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Someone mentioned a Walkman.
There is now a lurking Starlord.
There is now a lurking Starlord.
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[Temp Pin]
"You took /everything/ I held dear, Did no one ever tell you spiders are /deadly/!"
Independent Portrayal Of Peter Parker From Earth 50701
AU/Headcanon based
A continuation of the same muse from X (@/ImperfectSpider)
"You took /everything/ I held dear, Did no one ever tell you spiders are /deadly/!"
Independent Portrayal Of Peter Parker From Earth 50701
AU/Headcanon based
A continuation of the same muse from X (@/ImperfectSpider)
April 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
[Temp Pin]
"You took /everything/ I held dear, Did no one ever tell you spiders are /deadly/!"
Independent Portrayal Of Peter Parker From Earth 50701
AU/Headcanon based
A continuation of the same muse from X (@/ImperfectSpider)
"You took /everything/ I held dear, Did no one ever tell you spiders are /deadly/!"
Independent Portrayal Of Peter Parker From Earth 50701
AU/Headcanon based
A continuation of the same muse from X (@/ImperfectSpider)
|| Man... Given I'm back in the marvel verse again...
Maybe I should revive my spidey.
Maybe I should revive my spidey.
January 28, 2026 at 3:56 AM
|| Man... Given I'm back in the marvel verse again...
Maybe I should revive my spidey.
Maybe I should revive my spidey.
A few blinks from Peter before he gently shook his head and laughed.
"Starting to think I know how you and Rocket know each other. Another one of his trading partners I take it?"
"Starting to think I know how you and Rocket know each other. Another one of his trading partners I take it?"
-He needed only pick the blade... squeeze the hidden trigger hidden in the grip and the blade's edge became wreathed in an energy field of blue and white.-
-A simple touch on a nearby rock outside the ship... and it sliced thru like a hot knife on butter.-
Matter disruption field, cuts thru all.
-A simple touch on a nearby rock outside the ship... and it sliced thru like a hot knife on butter.-
Matter disruption field, cuts thru all.
Yeah? Then don't let Gamora see it- she might want to add it to her collection.
[Believe it or not, he's seen a few weapons of ridiculous size.]
Honestly? I prefer my guns.
If I had a sword like that, it'd probably just collect dust.
[Believe it or not, he's seen a few weapons of ridiculous size.]
Honestly? I prefer my guns.
If I had a sword like that, it'd probably just collect dust.
January 28, 2026 at 3:27 AM
A few blinks from Peter before he gently shook his head and laughed.
"Starting to think I know how you and Rocket know each other. Another one of his trading partners I take it?"
"Starting to think I know how you and Rocket know each other. Another one of his trading partners I take it?"
"๐ถStill like that old time rock and roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock and roll๐ต"
Bro is absolutely WHIPPING the ship around right now, currently evading fire from Kree Warships-
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock and roll๐ต"
Bro is absolutely WHIPPING the ship around right now, currently evading fire from Kree Warships-
January 28, 2026 at 3:22 AM
"๐ถStill like that old time rock and roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock and roll๐ต"
Bro is absolutely WHIPPING the ship around right now, currently evading fire from Kree Warships-
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock and roll๐ต"
Bro is absolutely WHIPPING the ship around right now, currently evading fire from Kree Warships-
Yeah? Then don't let Gamora see it- she might want to add it to her collection.
[Believe it or not, he's seen a few weapons of ridiculous size.]
Honestly? I prefer my guns.
If I had a sword like that, it'd probably just collect dust.
[Believe it or not, he's seen a few weapons of ridiculous size.]
Honestly? I prefer my guns.
If I had a sword like that, it'd probably just collect dust.
And it's perfectly reasonable... but i'm keeping mine~
-WHERE WAS HE KEEPING THAT?!-
-DAMN THING IS 3FT LONG-
-WHERE WAS HE KEEPING THAT?!-
-DAMN THING IS 3FT LONG-
January 28, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Yeah? Then don't let Gamora see it- she might want to add it to her collection.
[Believe it or not, he's seen a few weapons of ridiculous size.]
Honestly? I prefer my guns.
If I had a sword like that, it'd probably just collect dust.
[Believe it or not, he's seen a few weapons of ridiculous size.]
Honestly? I prefer my guns.
If I had a sword like that, it'd probably just collect dust.
I already wanted one you didn't have to sell me on it-
No guard, no counter balance, no defense against solid projectiles.
It's great in matters of looks, but impractical and unsafe, on the other hand tho', i'm fairly sure you can make toast with each slice you cut of the bread.
It's great in matters of looks, but impractical and unsafe, on the other hand tho', i'm fairly sure you can make toast with each slice you cut of the bread.
Why are you looking at me like that-
I could totally manage a plasma sword-
I could totally manage a plasma sword-
January 28, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I already wanted one you didn't have to sell me on it-
Why are you looking at me like that-
I could totally manage a plasma sword-
I could totally manage a plasma sword-
Plasma... sword?...
-He... doesn't think this human would do well with something so... dangerous.-
-He... doesn't think this human would do well with something so... dangerous.-
Man, how come I don't get a cool plasma sword then-?
[His knowledge of Star Wars consists only of things other humans have told him- mostly Spider-Man]
[His knowledge of Star Wars consists only of things other humans have told him- mostly Spider-Man]
January 28, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Why are you looking at me like that-
I could totally manage a plasma sword-
I could totally manage a plasma sword-
~Touch anything down there, ships hard enough to keep running as is sometimes."
January 27, 2026 at 9:01 PM
~Touch anything down there, ships hard enough to keep running as is sometimes."
"So rocket brought another bomb on my ship... great..."
Peter would swipe his finger along the central interface of the ship, pulling up a radar meant to detect massive energy signatures and saw a rather immediate large dot, which made him sigh.
"Down in the engine room... do me a favor, don't~
Peter would swipe his finger along the central interface of the ship, pulling up a radar meant to detect massive energy signatures and saw a rather immediate large dot, which made him sigh.
"Down in the engine room... do me a favor, don't~
"Look man i just want my weapons, because it's not easy to find a tri-barrel volkite pistol of high power... specially configured for nuclear energy blasts."
He didn't mind speaking the truth.
"Hell, if you can even go get it i'll be out of your hair, and it has to be complete... or it'll blow."
He didn't mind speaking the truth.
"Hell, if you can even go get it i'll be out of your hair, and it has to be complete... or it'll blow."
"...Yeah, that sounds like rocket alright..."
Peter crossed his arms across his chest and smiled slightly.
"But if it's all the same to you, you're not taking anything off my ship, not without me making sure you aren't full of shit. No offense."
Peter crossed his arms across his chest and smiled slightly.
"But if it's all the same to you, you're not taking anything off my ship, not without me making sure you aren't full of shit. No offense."
January 27, 2026 at 9:01 PM
"So rocket brought another bomb on my ship... great..."
Peter would swipe his finger along the central interface of the ship, pulling up a radar meant to detect massive energy signatures and saw a rather immediate large dot, which made him sigh.
"Down in the engine room... do me a favor, don't~
Peter would swipe his finger along the central interface of the ship, pulling up a radar meant to detect massive energy signatures and saw a rather immediate large dot, which made him sigh.
"Down in the engine room... do me a favor, don't~
Man, how come I don't get a cool plasma sword then-?
[His knowledge of Star Wars consists only of things other humans have told him- mostly Spider-Man]
[His knowledge of Star Wars consists only of things other humans have told him- mostly Spider-Man]
January 27, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Man, how come I don't get a cool plasma sword then-?
[His knowledge of Star Wars consists only of things other humans have told him- mostly Spider-Man]
[His knowledge of Star Wars consists only of things other humans have told him- mostly Spider-Man]
Wait...
Taken from their family and home planet at a young age.
Becomes a force for good throughout the galaxy.
Gets powers from something beyond the Galaxy Itself.
Holy shit, am I a jedi-???
Taken from their family and home planet at a young age.
Becomes a force for good throughout the galaxy.
Gets powers from something beyond the Galaxy Itself.
Holy shit, am I a jedi-???
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Wait...
Taken from their family and home planet at a young age.
Becomes a force for good throughout the galaxy.
Gets powers from something beyond the Galaxy Itself.
Holy shit, am I a jedi-???
Taken from their family and home planet at a young age.
Becomes a force for good throughout the galaxy.
Gets powers from something beyond the Galaxy Itself.
Holy shit, am I a jedi-???
Rocket...
Why is there a giant bug on the ship saying you stole their gun..?
Thought we talked about this buddy-
Why is there a giant bug on the ship saying you stole their gun..?
Thought we talked about this buddy-
January 27, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Rocket...
Why is there a giant bug on the ship saying you stole their gun..?
Thought we talked about this buddy-
Why is there a giant bug on the ship saying you stole their gun..?
Thought we talked about this buddy-
|| Will likely be slow with these. Slowly building my muse back up over all my accs.
January 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
|| Will likely be slow with these. Slowly building my muse back up over all my accs.
"...Yeah, that sounds like rocket alright..."
Peter crossed his arms across his chest and smiled slightly.
"But if it's all the same to you, you're not taking anything off my ship, not without me making sure you aren't full of shit. No offense."
Peter crossed his arms across his chest and smiled slightly.
"But if it's all the same to you, you're not taking anything off my ship, not without me making sure you aren't full of shit. No offense."
"...Raccoon stole one of my weapons."
...Half lie, half truth and somewhat reasonable answer instead of going in all guns blazing.
"...just gonna reattach my stuff and i'll be gone in a jiffy."
...Half lie, half truth and somewhat reasonable answer instead of going in all guns blazing.
"...just gonna reattach my stuff and i'll be gone in a jiffy."
"Okay-;"
Quill is a bit confused by the unknown alien aboard his ship-
Maybe one of the other Guardians had let them on?
Peter gave a gentle wave
";You're new- care to tell me why you're on my ship-"
Quill is a bit confused by the unknown alien aboard his ship-
Maybe one of the other Guardians had let them on?
Peter gave a gentle wave
";You're new- care to tell me why you're on my ship-"
January 27, 2026 at 8:44 PM
"...Yeah, that sounds like rocket alright..."
Peter crossed his arms across his chest and smiled slightly.
"But if it's all the same to you, you're not taking anything off my ship, not without me making sure you aren't full of shit. No offense."
Peter crossed his arms across his chest and smiled slightly.
"But if it's all the same to you, you're not taking anything off my ship, not without me making sure you aren't full of shit. No offense."