Spider-Man
@imperfectspider.bsky.social
"You know what we call that? We call that a webslinging ass kicking!"
A continuation of @ImperfectSpider from X/Twitter
#MarvelRP #MVRP #DCRP
A continuation of @ImperfectSpider from X/Twitter
#MarvelRP #MVRP #DCRP
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Spider-Man
@imperfectspider.bsky.social
· Apr 25
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"You took /everything/ I held dear, Did no one ever tell you spiders are /deadly/!"
Independent Portrayal Of Peter Parker From Earth 50701
AU/Headcanon based
A continuation of the same muse from X (@/ImperfectSpider)
"You took /everything/ I held dear, Did no one ever tell you spiders are /deadly/!"
Independent Portrayal Of Peter Parker From Earth 50701
AU/Headcanon based
A continuation of the same muse from X (@/ImperfectSpider)
"Wade, this is said with all due respect. One of you is enough chaos for the whole of the multiverse---"
July 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"Wade, this is said with all due respect. One of you is enough chaos for the whole of the multiverse---"
"HOW MANY WADES ARE THERE?!?!?"
This coming from the guy who has hundreds if not thousands of variants.
This coming from the guy who has hundreds if not thousands of variants.
July 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"HOW MANY WADES ARE THERE?!?!?"
This coming from the guy who has hundreds if not thousands of variants.
This coming from the guy who has hundreds if not thousands of variants.
|| I really gotta start proofreading my replies ☠️
July 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
|| I really gotta start proofreading my replies ☠️
"Really? Huh, alright, that's one I haven't heard before. Only folks I know that got their powers from Clcosmic waves were the Fantastic Four. A Hulk made from cosmic energy... how does that work? Is it still a rage thing like Banner..? Or do you transform from something else?"
"I could create fires as well. Mine wasn't from gamma radiation though. I got mine from cosmic radiation. I was a test subject. Unwilling of course."
"Jokes aside- I'm curious, Thaddeus could create fire during his little outbursts. Is that consistent with the Red Hulks? Or just something he got lucky with in the Gamma Lottery?"
Peter stop treating the conversation like a joke. You're gonna end up getting punched.
Peter stop treating the conversation like a joke. You're gonna end up getting punched.
July 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Really? Huh, alright, that's one I haven't heard before. Only folks I know that got their powers from Clcosmic waves were the Fantastic Four. A Hulk made from cosmic energy... how does that work? Is it still a rage thing like Banner..? Or do you transform from something else?"
"Jokes aside- I'm curious, Thaddeus could create fire during his little outbursts. Is that consistent with the Red Hulks? Or just something he got lucky with in the Gamma Lottery?"
Peter stop treating the conversation like a joke. You're gonna end up getting punched.
Peter stop treating the conversation like a joke. You're gonna end up getting punched.
"Didn't think it was a funny joke."
She sighs.
"Nice to meet you too."
She sighs.
"Nice to meet you too."
"Hey- C'mon- cut me some slack here... Like I said, I was just joking around to break the ice- didn't think you'd be so... critical of the joke."
He gave a gentle shrug before chuckling.
"Let's start over, nice to meet you."
He gave a gentle shrug before chuckling.
"Let's start over, nice to meet you."
July 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Jokes aside- I'm curious, Thaddeus could create fire during his little outbursts. Is that consistent with the Red Hulks? Or just something he got lucky with in the Gamma Lottery?"
Peter stop treating the conversation like a joke. You're gonna end up getting punched.
Peter stop treating the conversation like a joke. You're gonna end up getting punched.
"Hey- C'mon- cut me some slack here... Like I said, I was just joking around to break the ice- didn't think you'd be so... critical of the joke."
He gave a gentle shrug before chuckling.
"Let's start over, nice to meet you."
He gave a gentle shrug before chuckling.
"Let's start over, nice to meet you."
"Then I said I was one of two red ones. You said that didn't narrow it down at all..."
"Hey- in all fairness- most of them are green... except for Thaddeus... I was just trying to be funny, make jokes when I'm nervous, or meet new people."
He chuckled before rubbing the back of his head.
He chuckled before rubbing the back of his head.
July 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"Hey- C'mon- cut me some slack here... Like I said, I was just joking around to break the ice- didn't think you'd be so... critical of the joke."
He gave a gentle shrug before chuckling.
"Let's start over, nice to meet you."
He gave a gentle shrug before chuckling.
"Let's start over, nice to meet you."
Casually Aura Farming.
a painting of a spiderman in the rain
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July 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Casually Aura Farming.
"Hey- in all fairness- most of them are green... except for Thaddeus... I was just trying to be funny, make jokes when I'm nervous, or meet new people."
He chuckled before rubbing the back of his head.
He chuckled before rubbing the back of his head.
"You just said that you didn't know there were other models..."
"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?- I've met a lot of hulks-"
July 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"Hey- in all fairness- most of them are green... except for Thaddeus... I was just trying to be funny, make jokes when I'm nervous, or meet new people."
He chuckled before rubbing the back of his head.
He chuckled before rubbing the back of his head.
"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?- I've met a lot of hulks-"
"I'm one of two red ones."
"Oh? You aren't too bad yourself."
A gentle snicker.
"Didn't know they made Hulks in other models."
He joked
A gentle snicker.
"Didn't know they made Hulks in other models."
He joked
July 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?- I've met a lot of hulks-"
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"Oh? You aren't too bad yourself."
A gentle snicker.
"Didn't know they made Hulks in other models."
He joked
A gentle snicker.
"Didn't know they made Hulks in other models."
He joked
July 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Oh? You aren't too bad yourself."
A gentle snicker.
"Didn't know they made Hulks in other models."
He joked
A gentle snicker.
"Didn't know they made Hulks in other models."
He joked
🎙May I have your attention, please?
🎙May I have your attention, please?
🎙Will the real Peter Parker please stand up.
🎙I repeat
🎙Will the real Peter Parker please stand up.
We're gonna have a problem here...
🎙May I have your attention, please?
🎙Will the real Peter Parker please stand up.
🎙I repeat
🎙Will the real Peter Parker please stand up.
We're gonna have a problem here...
July 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
🎙May I have your attention, please?
🎙May I have your attention, please?
🎙Will the real Peter Parker please stand up.
🎙I repeat
🎙Will the real Peter Parker please stand up.
We're gonna have a problem here...
🎙May I have your attention, please?
🎙Will the real Peter Parker please stand up.
🎙I repeat
🎙Will the real Peter Parker please stand up.
We're gonna have a problem here...
"Yeah? Alright then, load up!"
With that said, Peter quickly fired two weblines upwards and began to walk down the side of the wall to create tension in the webs.
"Last train heading for Goblin Station! Spider Travels LTD isn't responsible for lost belongings."
He snickered lightly at his own~
With that said, Peter quickly fired two weblines upwards and began to walk down the side of the wall to create tension in the webs.
"Last train heading for Goblin Station! Spider Travels LTD isn't responsible for lost belongings."
He snickered lightly at his own~
"I know the type of individual... yeah. We can get to him sure, though I might do my own variation of Hulk Smash to the Glider as well."
He's giving a nod, taking a deep breath out of that beak of his.
He's giving a nod, taking a deep breath out of that beak of his.
"A headache? Pal, you've got no idea. He's a reoccurring migraine."
Peter would fire a web line against the building once more and pull to get his feet back onto the wall.
"If I slingshot you, think you can use the momentum to catch up with him and take out the glider?"
Peter would fire a web line against the building once more and pull to get his feet back onto the wall.
"If I slingshot you, think you can use the momentum to catch up with him and take out the glider?"
July 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"Yeah? Alright then, load up!"
With that said, Peter quickly fired two weblines upwards and began to walk down the side of the wall to create tension in the webs.
"Last train heading for Goblin Station! Spider Travels LTD isn't responsible for lost belongings."
He snickered lightly at his own~
With that said, Peter quickly fired two weblines upwards and began to walk down the side of the wall to create tension in the webs.
"Last train heading for Goblin Station! Spider Travels LTD isn't responsible for lost belongings."
He snickered lightly at his own~
"A headache? Pal, you've got no idea. He's a reoccurring migraine."
Peter would fire a web line against the building once more and pull to get his feet back onto the wall.
"If I slingshot you, think you can use the momentum to catch up with him and take out the glider?"
Peter would fire a web line against the building once more and pull to get his feet back onto the wall.
"If I slingshot you, think you can use the momentum to catch up with him and take out the glider?"
He quickly used a wing to blow himself away from the goblin bombs as he gave a response mid flight.
"Yes. Been a bit though since I had a full team up that did not end up on me being a solo guy."
He's carrying casual conversation while dodging, of course he is.
"... This guy is a headache..."
"Yes. Been a bit though since I had a full team up that did not end up on me being a solo guy."
He's carrying casual conversation while dodging, of course he is.
"... This guy is a headache..."
~Even get an answer for the question, an all too familiar sensation vibrated the back of his skull. His spider sense.
"LOOK OUT!"
Peter pushed himself off the building, just narrowly avoiding the razor goblin bombs that were now raining down towards them.
"LOOK OUT!"
Peter pushed himself off the building, just narrowly avoiding the razor goblin bombs that were now raining down towards them.
July 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"A headache? Pal, you've got no idea. He's a reoccurring migraine."
Peter would fire a web line against the building once more and pull to get his feet back onto the wall.
"If I slingshot you, think you can use the momentum to catch up with him and take out the glider?"
Peter would fire a web line against the building once more and pull to get his feet back onto the wall.
"If I slingshot you, think you can use the momentum to catch up with him and take out the glider?"
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"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘎𝘖𝘋𝘋𝘈𝘔𝘕 𝘚𝘠𝘚𝘛𝘌𝘔! 𝘊𝘏𝘙𝘐𝘚𝘛!"
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April 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘎𝘖𝘋𝘋𝘈𝘔𝘕 𝘚𝘠𝘚𝘛𝘌𝘔! 𝘊𝘏𝘙𝘐𝘚𝘛!"
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"WHERE'S MY MP3 PLAYER?!? AW C'MON! If Tony finds out I lost that he's gonna kill me- The Last Stark brand MP3 in my world and I lost it-"
July 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"WHERE'S MY MP3 PLAYER?!? AW C'MON! If Tony finds out I lost that he's gonna kill me- The Last Stark brand MP3 in my world and I lost it-"
"Yeah? Don't say I didn't warn ya-"
With that said Spidey would release the grip on his webline and propel himself onto a building the Goblin was now trying to retreat to the top of. Quickly running up the side of said building.
"Hey! Have you ever done a team up bird boy?"
Before Peter could~
With that said Spidey would release the grip on his webline and propel himself onto a building the Goblin was now trying to retreat to the top of. Quickly running up the side of said building.
"Hey! Have you ever done a team up bird boy?"
Before Peter could~
"... We've got our own tricks too, do not worry, but thank you for the working."
Tokoyami gave a chuckle as he continued to fly forwards, keeping his eyes on the glider.
Tokoyami gave a chuckle as he continued to fly forwards, keeping his eyes on the glider.
"Look - this guy's got more tricks up his sleeves than you'd think. Watch out for razor bombs."
With that said, Peter would speed ahead. Trying to get a line of sight with the glider so he could attach a web to it.
With that said, Peter would speed ahead. Trying to get a line of sight with the glider so he could attach a web to it.
July 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"Yeah? Don't say I didn't warn ya-"
With that said Spidey would release the grip on his webline and propel himself onto a building the Goblin was now trying to retreat to the top of. Quickly running up the side of said building.
"Hey! Have you ever done a team up bird boy?"
Before Peter could~
With that said Spidey would release the grip on his webline and propel himself onto a building the Goblin was now trying to retreat to the top of. Quickly running up the side of said building.
"Hey! Have you ever done a team up bird boy?"
Before Peter could~
"Aw, don't gotta flatter me like that, Tony. If traveling universes has taught me anything, there are more than enough Spider-Men to go around."
He said with a playful chuckle.
"So what Mark are you on now? Back home, you were on model ten mark 1. You made one hell of a spacesuit."
He said with a playful chuckle.
"So what Mark are you on now? Back home, you were on model ten mark 1. You made one hell of a spacesuit."
"It's still in the garage.
Of course, not, kid.
They're no replacing you."
Of course, not, kid.
They're no replacing you."
"What did you even do with the Iron Spider suit? Noticed it wasn't on its display at Avengers Tower. You didn't replace me, did you?"
He asked with a false sense of jealousy.
He asked with a false sense of jealousy.
July 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"Aw, don't gotta flatter me like that, Tony. If traveling universes has taught me anything, there are more than enough Spider-Men to go around."
He said with a playful chuckle.
"So what Mark are you on now? Back home, you were on model ten mark 1. You made one hell of a spacesuit."
He said with a playful chuckle.
"So what Mark are you on now? Back home, you were on model ten mark 1. You made one hell of a spacesuit."
|| Signing onto bluesky this morning just to see a Spider-Man has been murdered:
July 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
|| Signing onto bluesky this morning just to see a Spider-Man has been murdered:
"What did you even do with the Iron Spider suit? Noticed it wasn't on its display at Avengers Tower. You didn't replace me, did you?"
He asked with a false sense of jealousy.
He asked with a false sense of jealousy.
"Not a chance."
"You are never gonna let me live that down, are you..?"
July 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"What did you even do with the Iron Spider suit? Noticed it wasn't on its display at Avengers Tower. You didn't replace me, did you?"
He asked with a false sense of jealousy.
He asked with a false sense of jealousy.
"Look - this guy's got more tricks up his sleeves than you'd think. Watch out for razor bombs."
With that said, Peter would speed ahead. Trying to get a line of sight with the glider so he could attach a web to it.
With that said, Peter would speed ahead. Trying to get a line of sight with the glider so he could attach a web to it.
He shrugs, flying himself and using shadowy strands to help maneuver and keep his eyes on the Goblin.
"... I'm not a rocket propelled hero, but I feel like I'm decently fast when I need to be. Sure, why not."
"... I'm not a rocket propelled hero, but I feel like I'm decently fast when I need to be. Sure, why not."
"Alright, the last one to catch up to the goblin is paying for milkshakes after."
With that said, Peter slingshotted himself into the air and quickly began to webswing after the villain.
With that said, Peter slingshotted himself into the air and quickly began to webswing after the villain.
July 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"Look - this guy's got more tricks up his sleeves than you'd think. Watch out for razor bombs."
With that said, Peter would speed ahead. Trying to get a line of sight with the glider so he could attach a web to it.
With that said, Peter would speed ahead. Trying to get a line of sight with the glider so he could attach a web to it.