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Lance Presley
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Preacher 'n stuff. Mississippian in Virginia.
#HailState #umc he/him
The sitting president of the United States posted this last night. My 5-year old would be suspended from Kindergarten for this.
February 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Do you know why I don't take award shows seriously? Because Jelly Roll beat out Tyler Childers for Best Country Album. I realize art is subjective, but in this case, no it's not.
February 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Hey, what's the form of government called where they arrest journalists who are critical of the regime?
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM
January 25, 2026 at 10:02 PM
White supremacy and democracy cannot coexist.
January 25, 2026 at 10:01 PM
After Renee Good, the administration let ICE know they could murder with impunity, and now that's exactly what they're doing.
January 24, 2026 at 9:42 PM
January 24, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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I believe Jesus had some pretty severe consequences in mind for those who cause spiritual harm to children, like, say abducting them and putting them in a cell.
January 22, 2026 at 5:24 AM
These babies are the worst of the worst?
He's Julian's age. If masked gunmen kidnapped my baby and wouldn't tell me where she was, I don't know how I would go on.
Everyone. Everyone. Everyone involved in this is evil. Burn ICE to the ground and salt the earth where it stood. Prosecute everyone.
ICE detains 5-year old Minnesota boy; school leader says agents used him as ‘bait’
The Columbia Heights school district says federal agents have detained four children in their district. School officials say agents used 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos as “bait” to try and draw family m...
www.mprnews.org
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 PM
This is all just so stupid. Everything that's going on is just so stupid. My five year old acts better than this.
mad king moment

from the PBS Newshour correspondent
January 19, 2026 at 4:23 PM
There will be a lot of folks sharing MLK quotes today that would have been saying he deserved to get shot sixty years ago.
January 19, 2026 at 12:45 PM
"So I guess you're supporting Ole Mi..."
No.
"But they're from Missis..."
No.
But they're the last SEC tea..."
No.
I'll never cheer for that team. Never. Not ever.
It's not "GTHOM until they're in a bowl". #HailState C-A-N-E-S
January 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
January 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I'm my best moments, I'm a universalist. I believe that God's grace will overwhelm everyone in the end...That we're all muddling through life with limited knowledge, all kinds of misfiring neurons, & childhood trauma...there's no way a loving God would be willing to damn us for eternity for that. 1/
January 8, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
“We believe war is incompatible with the teachings and example of Christ. We therefore reject war as an instrument of national foreign policy. We oppose unilateral/preemptive strike actions and strategies on the part of any government. As disciples of Christ...
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I really expected better from the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize winner.
January 3, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I'm pretty sure Mississippi State winning the College World Series was a real monkey paw situation. #HailState
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I have experienced many amazing moments in my life, but I'm not sure any have compared to the UNO website vindicating me on a rule challenge from @paigesp.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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"The hospital was understaffed, and people in the camp were so anemic that they couldn’t get enough blood donations. [Dr.] Otieno had twice donated himself while he was midsurgery in order to save a pregnant woman’s life."

@annamaria.bsky.social on the real-world damage done by Trump's aid cuts:
What I Saw at a Maternity Ward in Kenya After the U.S. Cut Off Food and Foreign Aid
Photographs tell a story of two mothers determined to help their babies gain enough weight to leave the hospital — only to face little to no food again.
www.propublica.org
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
We air grievances in this household. None of your woke "Happy Holidays" that people have been saying for literally hundreds of years until politicians convinced you it was a culture war issue.
#Festivus
December 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Christian nationalists want the cultural power of the historically dominant religion, but Jesus Himself is an inconvenience to their message. That's why they keep trying to replace Him as Savior with people like Tr*mp or K*rk.
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
During the Stalinist purges in the USSR, officials who had run afoul of the regime would be "removed" from official photographs. These edits were badly done, not because the Soviets were incompetent, but as a projection of power.
December 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The story of Christmas shows us that wannabe tyrants always believe they can harm children with impunity...
The first Christmas and this one.
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM