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Glan
@glan9.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 | Zelda speedrunner 🗡️ | Enjoyer of DKC, TTYD, Splatoon, MtG, and more

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willyjwillyj.bsky.social
CW: Sexual assault, sexual harrassment, grooming, abuse

While in the community, Shayy has committed reprehensible acts including grooming multiple fans and assaulting their now ex-partner. They are an active danger to the community. Please read

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
A compilation of statements regarding Shayy
Preface We, a collective group of Shayy’s victims and former friends, accuse Shayy of actions including but not limited to sexual assault, sexual harassment, grooming, orbiting fans until they’re of ...
docs.google.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
glan9.bsky.social
first stab at glitchless, definitely an interesting run
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
SOON - dashare.zone ADMIN
NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!! DO NOT LEAVE THIS EARTH UNTIL YOU GET TO SEE THE RICH PEACES OF SHIT WHO RUNED THE COMPUTER EXPERIENCE DEMISE, SADNESS, LOSS OF WORTH, FEELING OF HOPELESSNESS, ANHEDONIA, FATIGUE, BILLS THEY CANT PAY, HEADACHE, NAUSEA AND THE SINKING REALIZATION THAT THERE A SMALL PILE OF TERDS IN A BIG WORLD THEY DONT ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND!!!!!!! THE PENDULUM WILL SWING THE OTHER WAY AND THE FURTHER IT GOES AS ITS GONE FOR A WHILE, THE HARDER IT COMES BACK!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "INVESTERS RUINED HAVING FUN ON THE COMPUTER, BUT AT LEAST WHEN THE AI BUBBLE POPS COMPUTERS WILL RUIN HAVING FUN INVESTING MONEY " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social
The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
glan9.bsky.social
it's somehow really fitting that the first time I run glitchless I discover a new softlock
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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tghsr.stream
Wait, is it really just inaccurate in the dashboard? lmao
zachbussey.tos.gg Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 6d
If you've noticed your Twitch subscriber count looks inaccurate, it's a known issue.
Inaccurate Subscription Count Issues We are aware of an issue impacting subscriber counts displayed on creator dashboards. Our teams are actively working on a fix.
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
glan9.bsky.social
day off = hundo run
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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tirkarokujo.itch.io
"Repost to delay silksong" meme with hollow knight plushies crudely MS painted over to say "Repost to delay GTA6"
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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jamesareillymusic.bsky.social
"I wonder what's for dinner" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's NYC mayoral campaign poster
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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littlekuriboh.bsky.social
The Zohran for New York sign template using the words “My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for”
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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davis.social
10/10 take. No notes.
divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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angieyuna.bsky.social
Op it's been a while cuz we got sick with the flu and almost died
ANYWAY THE DATES FOR THE SCHEDULE HAVE CHANGED SO YOU HAVE ANOTHER WEEK IF YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING
NEW DATES FOR MARATHON ARE DEC 13TH-17TH
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Derpy Unicorn Make-A-Wish Marathon for Greater Los Angeles!!
The Derpy Unicorn Marathon is back and we will be raising money for Make-A-Wish Los Angeles for it's 2nd year! The Marathon dates will be starting December 13th through December 17th from 9 AM Eastern...
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November 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
GREAT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATIN WITH THERE HEAD EXPLODING AND THERE SMILEING BECAUSE IT ROCK'S , SLEEP IS THE TOP THING YA GOTTA DO SO IT MAKES SENSE THAT ITS SO HARD TO DO EVERY DAY , AND IF YOU DO IT RIGHT YOU DONT HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING ELSE , AND WHEN YOU WANT TO SLEEP YOU CAN'T, AND WHEN YOU DONT WANT TO SLEEP YOUR TIRED , EVERYTHING ABOUT IT ROCK'S, AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT THEY JERK OUR DAMB CHAINS TWICE A YEAR MAKIN US DO THE ONE HOUR DANCE , AND WE GOTTA TRY TO TAKE EXTRA VITAMIN'S OR WHAT EVER THE FUCK , AND IT NEVER WORK'S , AND THIS IS ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE THE SKELATAN IN THE PIC HAS GOING ON RIGHT NOW, WHICH HONESTLY IS KIND OF A LOT BUT ITS ALSO USUALLY ALOT SO, WHAT DA FUCK !!!! "NOT GIVING US A BREAK IS THE POINT" ANY WAY DA TEXT "LOOKING FORWARD TO 5 MONTHS OF DARKNESS & FIXING MY SLEEP SCEDULE JUST IN TIME FOR ALL THE CLOCK'S TO GO BACK TO NORMAL " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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v0oid.tv
We did it gamers. 🍌🐒
November 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
glan9.bsky.social
unable to handle the raw power of luigi
mariobrothblog.bsky.social Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 20d
In Super Mario Odyssey, there is a single Luigi who is somehow too much for the Nintendo Switch to handle. Bringing the camera close to this 8-bit Luigi in Metro Kingdom at night will cause the game to stutter and slow down to 5 FPS. This is the only Luigi who has this effect.
October 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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speedrunwr.bluesky.bot
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door - Any% in 2:15:01 by SwayNC
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door - Any% in 2:15:01 by SwayNC
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October 31, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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criminalsimpsons.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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quest64official.bsky.social
Dracula on a cliff edge saying "man"
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
glan9.bsky.social
we're so in there!! didn't really expect to get this so soon so uh.. I guess I'm gonna keep grinding for a little while, I think sub 2:10 is still too far off for me though. Having fun 🙂
PB screenshot of Four Swords Adventures with a final time of 2:14:26, an improvement by 3 minutes and 16 seconds
October 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
NO
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- dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEN TRYEN TO LIVE THERE DAMB LIFE BUT THEY HAVE TO USE THE TOUCH SCREEN IN THE CAR TO DO HALF OF DA SHIT IN THE CAR!!! AND IT AINT A NICE COMPUTER ITS LIKE TRYING TO USE YOUR NEPHEWS ANDOID TABLET!!! LAGGY AS HELL AND NONE OF THE MENUS WORK RIGHT!!!!!! DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY CAR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY REFRIDGERATOR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY THERMOSTAT,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY TELEVISON,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY EXERCICE BIKE, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY LIGHT BULB'S" - NEW ONE TODAY I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY BED ETHIER YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT ONE, THEY MADE A SMART BED , WELL THE THINGS SENDING YOUR SEX DATA TO THE STARTUP IF YOUR ASKIN ME THATS THE MOST OBVIOUS CONCLUSION , AND WHO SUBSCRIBES TO BED, ITS BAD ENOUGH YA GOTTA PAY SO MUCH FOR A MATTRESS , LIFE IN 2025 MEANS YOU MUST PAY TO SLEEP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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quest64official.bsky.social
Brian surfing on a bottle of 7up the uncola with cool spot
October 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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incorrectffqts.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
glan9.bsky.social
Sub 2:20! Feels good to break the barrier finally. Will push more for sub 2:15 at least
October 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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zenja.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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reonu.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM