Giuseppe Thielmann
@giuseppethielmann.bsky.social
I love how the Russell Brand headline, despite being a year and a half old, still feels relevant and fresh.
A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.
April 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I love how the Russell Brand headline, despite being a year and a half old, still feels relevant and fresh.
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America is solidly in our, “Scream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.
April 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
America is solidly in our, “Scream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.
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There's still time to adjust your withholdings for 2025, even if you're experiencing losses this year. Consider placing funds in an escrow account and wait to pay when governance aligns with your expectations.
Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
April 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
There's still time to adjust your withholdings for 2025, even if you're experiencing losses this year. Consider placing funds in an escrow account and wait to pay when governance aligns with your expectations.
They are completely serious.
i have been joking that their plan is for your kids to grow up to work in a textile mill but they are serious
MacCALLUM: Will American workers make shirts and garments for the same--? Obviously the labor costs are so much cheaper overseas in those places
CHAVEZ-DeREMER: We're gonna onshore, repatriate some of these companies to invest in America directly so that we can build that workforce
CHAVEZ-DeREMER: We're gonna onshore, repatriate some of these companies to invest in America directly so that we can build that workforce
April 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
They are completely serious.
I believe "I Can Has Cheezburger?" was our high point.
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I believe "I Can Has Cheezburger?" was our high point.
You're even cooler than that.
You're all so cool, wtf.
April 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You're even cooler than that.
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Oh man, somebody get him out of there. He’s crazy.
April 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Oh man, somebody get him out of there. He’s crazy.
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I’m a big man who rides the subway every night because I’m not a terrified hysterical neurotic
Sean Duffy: "The truth is, transit across America is dangerous. And these liberals -- liberal mayors -- they want everybody out of cars and into trains but they made the trains unsafe so nobody really wants to ride them ... even big men don't want to ride the subway at those times of night."
April 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’m a big man who rides the subway every night because I’m not a terrified hysterical neurotic
Why would a car company invest $2 billion in an American factory if it won't be cost-effective for at least four years?
There are 33m companies in the USA. Only 21k employe 500 or more. And they only make up 23% of workers.
Trump and Elon are ignoring the more than 32m entrepreneurs that can't afford to build a new factory or pay tariffs or absorb cancelled contracts.
Trump and Elon are ignoring the more than 32m entrepreneurs that can't afford to build a new factory or pay tariffs or absorb cancelled contracts.
April 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Why would a car company invest $2 billion in an American factory if it won't be cost-effective for at least four years?
You come across as a wonderful person.
Just reached 310k followers here, which is an amazing number. Thanks for being in the sky with me. Because I was in Harrisburg when this number was reached, I’m celebrating with a donation to Feeding Pennsylvania. Onward!
www.feedingpa.org
www.feedingpa.org
Feeding Pennsylvania | State Chapter of Feeding America
We help thousands of organizations serve more than 1,500,000 Pennsylvanians each year to access nutritious food for all Pennsylvanians.
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April 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
You come across as a wonderful person.
decisively defeating the liberals...
Happy Liberation Day to all who celebrate the release of money from your retirement accounts into thin air.
April 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
decisively defeating the liberals...
Why was the sky brown in those days?
Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.
April 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Why was the sky brown in those days?
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Almost all NOAA Research websites that rely on cloud services - including Amazon, Google and WordPress - are poised to disappear at midnight ET Saturday after a contract was targeted for "early termination." Labs may also feel the effects.
Story for @bloomberg.com (free link):
Story for @bloomberg.com (free link):
US Weather Agency Websites to Vanish Under Planned Contract Cuts
The US National Oceanic and Atmospheric Agency is poised to eliminate most websites tied to its research division under plans for the cancellation of a cloud web services contract, a move that could s...
www.bloomberg.com
April 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Almost all NOAA Research websites that rely on cloud services - including Amazon, Google and WordPress - are poised to disappear at midnight ET Saturday after a contract was targeted for "early termination." Labs may also feel the effects.
Story for @bloomberg.com (free link):
Story for @bloomberg.com (free link):