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still calling bluesky posts “tweets”. the fuck is elon gonna do about it—be the worst thing about iron man 2 again?
got called a “marvel head” yesterday which, as we all know, is a slur
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 PM
got called a “marvel head” yesterday which, as we all know, is a slur
when u, wh-when u, uh, when
January 20, 2026 at 3:56 AM
when u, wh-when u, uh, when
adding 🔞 to my bio so i can post “blowjobs are the mouth stim that will get me off cigarettes” with impunity
January 19, 2026 at 4:28 AM
adding 🔞 to my bio so i can post “blowjobs are the mouth stim that will get me off cigarettes” with impunity
biggest social lesson i ever learned isn’t even trans related, its just “stop making dvds and youtube edits of things as gifts for everyone u know, someones gonna find it weird”
…actually thats ridiculously trans coded nvm forget it
…actually thats ridiculously trans coded nvm forget it
January 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
biggest social lesson i ever learned isn’t even trans related, its just “stop making dvds and youtube edits of things as gifts for everyone u know, someones gonna find it weird”
…actually thats ridiculously trans coded nvm forget it
…actually thats ridiculously trans coded nvm forget it
“i pretend i do not see it” is my favorite approach from a gas station carder to a trans person buying cigarettes
“[looks at ID in which my photo is still Boy Photo from several years ago] you sure you were born in 1996?”
hysterical, thank you
“[looks at ID in which my photo is still Boy Photo from several years ago] you sure you were born in 1996?”
hysterical, thank you
January 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
“i pretend i do not see it” is my favorite approach from a gas station carder to a trans person buying cigarettes
“[looks at ID in which my photo is still Boy Photo from several years ago] you sure you were born in 1996?”
hysterical, thank you
“[looks at ID in which my photo is still Boy Photo from several years ago] you sure you were born in 1996?”
hysterical, thank you
waiting patiently to ask my followers if it’s ok for my brand if i empty my bowel even tho im only seconds away from shittin my Pants
January 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
waiting patiently to ask my followers if it’s ok for my brand if i empty my bowel even tho im only seconds away from shittin my Pants
[witnesses a person of color get run over in the street by a nazi, runs right past the victim and out into the street yelling as the nazi peels away] NICE FUCKING CAR YOU DUMB IDIOT. WHAT COLOR IS THAT—PUKE GREEN? EMBARRASSING
January 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
[witnesses a person of color get run over in the street by a nazi, runs right past the victim and out into the street yelling as the nazi peels away] NICE FUCKING CAR YOU DUMB IDIOT. WHAT COLOR IS THAT—PUKE GREEN? EMBARRASSING
[points to “racism toward white people”] poc is this real
January 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
[points to “racism toward white people”] poc is this real
where all the “if your CO told you to jump off a bridge would you do it” moms at
look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
where all the “if your CO told you to jump off a bridge would you do it” moms at
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military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago
look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago
god yknow if there’s one thing i am still wondering its how we can effectively vote our way around this one
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
god yknow if there’s one thing i am still wondering its how we can effectively vote our way around this one
nice to see trump is appealing to his imperialist democrat voter base too. always a treat when politicians reach across the aisle by starting a fucking war
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
nice to see trump is appealing to his imperialist democrat voter base too. always a treat when politicians reach across the aisle by starting a fucking war
objecting in the middle of every wedding with “hold the fort”
December 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
objecting in the middle of every wedding with “hold the fort”
happy new year 250 to all my true patriots who know when the world ~really~ started
December 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
happy new year 250 to all my true patriots who know when the world ~really~ started
“when i was your age ‘clocked’ meant ‘punched’” might be my new favorite thing my mom has ever said to me, sorry, love her
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“when i was your age ‘clocked’ meant ‘punched’” might be my new favorite thing my mom has ever said to me, sorry, love her
look there’s no *direct* correlation to my having dozens of AI marvel theory videos show up in my Reels and suddenly very urgently feeling like i was having an actual stroke, but also, yes there is
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
look there’s no *direct* correlation to my having dozens of AI marvel theory videos show up in my Reels and suddenly very urgently feeling like i was having an actual stroke, but also, yes there is
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came into enough holiday money that i can finally treat myself to that “i heart eating shit” forehead tattoo ive wanted
December 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
came into enough holiday money that i can finally treat myself to that “i heart eating shit” forehead tattoo ive wanted
holding up two beers on New Year’s Eve, screaming “happy two beers” at anyone who will listen
December 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
holding up two beers on New Year’s Eve, screaming “happy two beers” at anyone who will listen
family member just said the t-slur in the most casual “i didn’t know that was a slur” type way i have ever heard & i had to break the news to them that it was a slur. seeing the color drain from their face like they murdered me was fuckin insane. felt like informing a toddler that death happens
December 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
family member just said the t-slur in the most casual “i didn’t know that was a slur” type way i have ever heard & i had to break the news to them that it was a slur. seeing the color drain from their face like they murdered me was fuckin insane. felt like informing a toddler that death happens
ghost of christmas past: nonbinary awakening
ghost of christmas present: transmasc awakening
ghost of christmas future: transfem awakening
ghost of christmas present: transmasc awakening
ghost of christmas future: transfem awakening
December 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
ghost of christmas past: nonbinary awakening
ghost of christmas present: transmasc awakening
ghost of christmas future: transfem awakening
ghost of christmas present: transmasc awakening
ghost of christmas future: transfem awakening
[listening to my daughter’s voicemail machine as she screens my call for the eighth time in two days] that. there. that’s the true meaning of christmas
December 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
[listening to my daughter’s voicemail machine as she screens my call for the eighth time in two days] that. there. that’s the true meaning of christmas
jesus christ had egg energy but we’ll never know
December 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
jesus christ had egg energy but we’ll never know
putting frosty the snowman’s hat on my self-insert fanfic
December 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
putting frosty the snowman’s hat on my self-insert fanfic