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still calling bluesky posts “tweets”. the fuck is elon gonna do about it—be the worst thing about iron man 2 again?
ghost of christmas past: nonbinary awakening
ghost of christmas present: transmasc awakening
ghost of christmas future: transfem awakening
ghost of christmas present: transmasc awakening
ghost of christmas future: transfem awakening
December 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
ghost of christmas past: nonbinary awakening
ghost of christmas present: transmasc awakening
ghost of christmas future: transfem awakening
ghost of christmas present: transmasc awakening
ghost of christmas future: transfem awakening
[listening to my daughter’s voicemail machine as she screens my call for the eighth time in two days] that. there. that’s the true meaning of christmas
December 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
[listening to my daughter’s voicemail machine as she screens my call for the eighth time in two days] that. there. that’s the true meaning of christmas
jesus christ had egg energy but we’ll never know
December 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
jesus christ had egg energy but we’ll never know
putting frosty the snowman’s hat on my self-insert fanfic
December 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
putting frosty the snowman’s hat on my self-insert fanfic
santa landing on the roof of a mobile home barreling down the highway at 1 in the morning. he’s hanging on while the resident is firing shots blindly at the ceiling, hoping to shake kringle off like spider-man in a car chase
December 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
santa landing on the roof of a mobile home barreling down the highway at 1 in the morning. he’s hanging on while the resident is firing shots blindly at the ceiling, hoping to shake kringle off like spider-man in a car chase
shame
treating the recent conservative “losses” like a game of CLUE. “kirk the day before 9/11 with a gun”, “cheney on election day with heart failure“ idk who’s next but i’ll lock in “christmas eve with an aneurysm” at least
December 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
shame
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this video is sponsored by the holy ghost
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
this video is sponsored by the holy ghost
wet bandits from home alone but make them girls. not such a funny name now, huh. kinda fucked up for this family film
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
wet bandits from home alone but make them girls. not such a funny name now, huh. kinda fucked up for this family film
the birds in the twelve days of christmas song are fucking devastating
December 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
the birds in the twelve days of christmas song are fucking devastating
i blame Whoke
what the hell someone took all the gifts and even the tree what the hell
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
i blame Whoke
im not saying “dont trust a family-oriented queer elder.” i am not saying that. not outright. i wouldn’t say that. not necessarily
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
im not saying “dont trust a family-oriented queer elder.” i am not saying that. not outright. i wouldn’t say that. not necessarily
was gonna smoke a cigarette every time my stepdad misgendered me as a bit but it ended up happening three times while i was just in the middle of my first one so it stopped being funny p quick
December 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
was gonna smoke a cigarette every time my stepdad misgendered me as a bit but it ended up happening three times while i was just in the middle of my first one so it stopped being funny p quick
i’m gonna fucking say it
December 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i’m gonna fucking say it
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if the children’s book author didn’t want me to sympathize with the green fuzzy guy who hates christmas they shouldn’t have made him fucking hot and sexy as fuck
November 29, 2024 at 3:14 PM
if the children’s book author didn’t want me to sympathize with the green fuzzy guy who hates christmas they shouldn’t have made him fucking hot and sexy as fuck
askin the hair stylist to buzz a gradient silhouette of the twin towers into my side shave
call that..
world Fade center
call that..
world Fade center
December 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
askin the hair stylist to buzz a gradient silhouette of the twin towers into my side shave
call that..
world Fade center
call that..
world Fade center
the hunt to casually know a world war two freak who isnt also a big sex pest continues
December 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
the hunt to casually know a world war two freak who isnt also a big sex pest continues
humming the dies irae on september tenth two thousand twenty five
December 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
humming the dies irae on september tenth two thousand twenty five
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if you play me a song that even remotely touched blockbuster film history i will be the piece of shit to say “that’s the [garbage movie] song” even if it’s a huge band
December 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
if you play me a song that even remotely touched blockbuster film history i will be the piece of shit to say “that’s the [garbage movie] song” even if it’s a huge band
came up with this bit where being born on a Cusp Year is a lot like being genderfluid but it keeps reading like the millennial hack comedian in me is winning and the gen z in me fucking hates it
December 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
came up with this bit where being born on a Cusp Year is a lot like being genderfluid but it keeps reading like the millennial hack comedian in me is winning and the gen z in me fucking hates it
just found out about squat toilets. lmao u mean all toilets if you’re not a fucking coward?
December 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
just found out about squat toilets. lmao u mean all toilets if you’re not a fucking coward?
hooking up this generative AI machine to my own drinking water supply so i can deprive myself of fluids to atone for generating Ring Doorbell videos of gender reveal parties that experience a terrible arson
December 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
hooking up this generative AI machine to my own drinking water supply so i can deprive myself of fluids to atone for generating Ring Doorbell videos of gender reveal parties that experience a terrible arson
cis men if you got a shirt that says “better a chaser than a clout chaser” i personally would find that hot. no one else would find that hot but i would find that hot. sorry guys
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
cis men if you got a shirt that says “better a chaser than a clout chaser” i personally would find that hot. no one else would find that hot but i would find that hot. sorry guys