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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
imo making that the headline is a pretty obvious attempt to steer the conversation by wapo.
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
whole lot of fucking hullabaloo for a 72 hour suspension which is pretty mild all things considered. you’ve gotta love the claim that it’s “not the real reason” but no provided explanation or reason lmfao
Fucking hell Sarah just take your three days like our lord and savior and then come back even more on your bullshit
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
just read an article titled “see what democratic senators said about chuck schumer” and almost immediately the article says “none of the 40 senators responded to us.” i could email 40 senators and get 0 replies too lmao. how’s that an article? what’s the story?
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i think the odds of republicans pushing to lower the age of consent are approximately even with them forcing trump out of the white house
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
republican logic is so funny because nothing is bad on its principles.

the ftc attacking kimmel isn’t bad because it’s a violation of free speech, it’s because it might happen to us.

supporting a pedophile isn’t bad because that’s wrong, it will just be hard to sell that to voters.
Thomas Massie to CNN on the Epstein files: "This vote is gonna be on your record for longer than Trump is gonna be president. And what are you gonna do in 2028 and 2030 when you're in a debate … and they say, 'How can we trust you? You covered up for a pedophile back in 2025.'"
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i feel like you can feel the amount of love that went into this song just by listening
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the upcoming ep is absolutely my most polished, tightest, catchiest, and poppiest work so far, and has as much personality as reaper. not to gas myself up or anything
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I have 6 projects lined up for the next year or so. I have been working fr on god. Realistically expect 4 or 5 tho lol im sure one ill get stuck on
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Still gonna announce the EP, date hasn't changed, but I am working on a video for the hype moment and aura. Trust.
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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It just wasn't a big, newsworthy deal like, for instance, the college applications of a mayoral candidate to a school he didn't get into or attend.
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Oh man, I sure wish Trump's extensive connections to Jeffrey Epstein had been known before the election
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
surgery in 5 days
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I forgave the virulent transphobia, but I cannot forgive his lack of leadership qualities!
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
a lot of moderates like to take the “let’s just give trans people their own bathrooms and sports!” position, seemingly not realizing that they are describing segregation
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
genius
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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love it when the paper of record puts together a panel on journalism with no journalists lmao
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
i’m ngl i’ve met some chill ass christians. initially i was surprised but i realized that they’re just actually embodying the tenants of their religion and its scripture, not the made up fake tenants that conservative fascist freaks push all day. they’re the actual christians imo
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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People in the UK aren't getting transphobia from weird niche online communities.

They're getting it from the prime minister, the BBC, politicians and the newspapers in every newsagents in the country.
when this piece of shit is asked what good phone pouches are supposed to do, shs responds glibly about online radicalisation. where else would children learn to be transphobic in the tolerant UK, after all? ridiculous
On Brianna's 19th birthday, this morning I joined @cheshirepcc.bsky.social and the Brianna Ghey Legacy Project Phone Free Education campaign at the launch at Jodrell Bank of a new £150k initiative to make Cheshire the first county in the UK where ALL state high schools have lockable phone pouches.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
how are there real adults who don’t like fruits and vegetables? why do you have the palette of a 5 year old! eat like a grown ass person!
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM