MJ
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I think there was some Lord of the Flies in it. The piggy thing. He wasn't enough of a reader to fully understand the taunt.
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I think there was some Lord of the Flies in it. The piggy thing. He wasn't enough of a reader to fully understand the taunt.
Times like this I miss Jason Steen in #Nashville TN
So many of the things he did were vile but he would have dug up Kash dirty #ScoopNashville
So many of the things he did were vile but he would have dug up Kash dirty #ScoopNashville
🚨FBI SWAT agents were reassigned to guard Director Kash Patel’s romantic partner, country singer Alexis Wilkins, a move experts say has no known precedent and one that raises urgent concerns about diverted crisis response.
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
FBI Director Faces Questions Over SWAT Agents Assigned to Protect Romantic Partner
Elite FBI SWAT agents assigned to protect Director Kash Patel’s partner—a move with no known precedent—raise urgent concerns about diverted crisis-response capacity and leadership judgment.
open.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Times like this I miss Jason Steen in #Nashville TN
So many of the things he did were vile but he would have dug up Kash dirty #ScoopNashville
So many of the things he did were vile but he would have dug up Kash dirty #ScoopNashville
Famous speech by the lesser known 4th King this holiday season.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Famous speech by the lesser known 4th King this holiday season.
Be interesting to read what special features BNA is offering the rich - #JustOutsideOfNashville has become a constant swoosh of jets over my head for the Bachelorettes & the private school families. Nashville does not allow celebs to be sighted.
"The ultrawealthy are wielding their growing fortunes to glide through a rarefied realm unencumbered by the inconveniences of ordinary life. They don’t wait in lines. They don’t jostle with airport crowds or idle unnecessarily in traffic."
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/tr...
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/tr...
The Ultrarich Are Spending a Fortune to Live in Extreme Privacy
In Miami and elsewhere, the wealthy are moving in increasingly private spheres, shelling out big money to bypass the indignities of public life.
www.wsj.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Be interesting to read what special features BNA is offering the rich - #JustOutsideOfNashville has become a constant swoosh of jets over my head for the Bachelorettes & the private school families. Nashville does not allow celebs to be sighted.
How are we less than a generation away from medical bankruptcy destroying lives at exponential rates & back here again?
2026 is fixing to introduce a bunch of people to pre-existing conditions in whole new ways.
2026 is fixing to introduce a bunch of people to pre-existing conditions in whole new ways.
Cassidy: "The president is proposing that we take the $26b that would be going to insurance companies if we just do an extension and give it directly to the American people in which 100% of the money is used for them to purchase healthcare on their own terms. That makes them an informed consumer."
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
How are we less than a generation away from medical bankruptcy destroying lives at exponential rates & back here again?
2026 is fixing to introduce a bunch of people to pre-existing conditions in whole new ways.
2026 is fixing to introduce a bunch of people to pre-existing conditions in whole new ways.
Here's the thing - how did this many ppl with no legal documentation have the ability to purchase American soil? W/ financing? Who vetted them? Who was paying their qualifying wages?
AND - who is keeping this supposed property as we violate the rights of humans & ship them off to secret prisons? 👁️👁️
AND - who is keeping this supposed property as we violate the rights of humans & ship them off to secret prisons? 👁️👁️
Oh come on
FOX NEWS: Do you believe that the number of people who came into the country illegally is one of the major factors that drove up housing prices?
FED GOV STEPHAN MIRAN: I absolutely believe that's the case
FED GOV STEPHAN MIRAN: I absolutely believe that's the case
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Here's the thing - how did this many ppl with no legal documentation have the ability to purchase American soil? W/ financing? Who vetted them? Who was paying their qualifying wages?
AND - who is keeping this supposed property as we violate the rights of humans & ship them off to secret prisons? 👁️👁️
AND - who is keeping this supposed property as we violate the rights of humans & ship them off to secret prisons? 👁️👁️
Olivia Nuzzi is only special because she had a byline. She tripped. She spit on marriages. She destroyed her professional reputation because her libido was unchecked; it's unfortunate but it happens to a bunch of people.
I liked her but she rode her hot reporter ticket too hard & put it away wet.
I liked her but she rode her hot reporter ticket too hard & put it away wet.
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Olivia Nuzzi is only special because she had a byline. She tripped. She spit on marriages. She destroyed her professional reputation because her libido was unchecked; it's unfortunate but it happens to a bunch of people.
I liked her but she rode her hot reporter ticket too hard & put it away wet.
I liked her but she rode her hot reporter ticket too hard & put it away wet.
Also, while I'm being irritated - STOP with the wood fire pizza. It's a lesser form. People stopped cooking it in a wood oven because they got a real oven that heats semi-evenly & doesn't make things taste like burned bread.
If you think you like it, no you don't - your mom was a bad cook.
If you think you like it, no you don't - your mom was a bad cook.
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Also, while I'm being irritated - STOP with the wood fire pizza. It's a lesser form. People stopped cooking it in a wood oven because they got a real oven that heats semi-evenly & doesn't make things taste like burned bread.
If you think you like it, no you don't - your mom was a bad cook.
If you think you like it, no you don't - your mom was a bad cook.
It's absolutely ridiculous. That is all you need to know. A 20 year old would be 70 when it's paid off - math is hard but it is not that hard.
Someone needs to save this damned generation of kids home schooled by morons.
Someone needs to save this damned generation of kids home schooled by morons.
Experts in the mortgage industry are skeptical. Buyers would pay less each month, but would end up paying more over time. Here's what to know about the proposed 50-year mortgages.
3 questions about Trump's 50-year mortgage plan
Experts in the mortgage industry are skeptical. Buyers would pay less each month, but would end up paying more over time. Here's what to know about the proposed 50-year mortgages.
n.pr
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It's absolutely ridiculous. That is all you need to know. A 20 year old would be 70 when it's paid off - math is hard but it is not that hard.
Someone needs to save this damned generation of kids home schooled by morons.
Someone needs to save this damned generation of kids home schooled by morons.
You guys sound dumb - making fun of casual emails sent between the filthy rich.
You are so right Clarice, your grasp of grammar is what makes you the better person, not the lack of human trafficking history... 🙄
You are so right Clarice, your grasp of grammar is what makes you the better person, not the lack of human trafficking history... 🙄
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You guys sound dumb - making fun of casual emails sent between the filthy rich.
You are so right Clarice, your grasp of grammar is what makes you the better person, not the lack of human trafficking history... 🙄
You are so right Clarice, your grasp of grammar is what makes you the better person, not the lack of human trafficking history... 🙄
Turns out you can be collectively too poor to play the lottery (plus sports betting 🙄)
President of the Tennessee Lottery proposes allowing debit card ticket purchases after revenue hits 6-year low
President of the Tennessee Lottery proposes allowing debit card ticket purchases after revenue hits 6-year low
A recent decline in customers trying to win big has the Tennessee Lottery seeing their lowest level of revenue in the past six years.
www.wkrn.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Turns out you can be collectively too poor to play the lottery (plus sports betting 🙄)
Thank you again Oprah.
Imagine acting like the plans to keep your family alive in the year to come needs to be closely guarded so the other guys don't steal it...
Imagine acting like the plans to keep your family alive in the year to come needs to be closely guarded so the other guys don't steal it...
BARTIROMO: How do you want this to play out once the ACA subsidies expire?
DR OZ: We have lots of great ideas, but I don't want to show our cards. As the president often says, why would I telegraph to you what we're gonna do?
DR OZ: We have lots of great ideas, but I don't want to show our cards. As the president often says, why would I telegraph to you what we're gonna do?
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Thank you again Oprah.
Imagine acting like the plans to keep your family alive in the year to come needs to be closely guarded so the other guys don't steal it...
Imagine acting like the plans to keep your family alive in the year to come needs to be closely guarded so the other guys don't steal it...
I already understood how the Witch Trials happened but now I'm 100% utterly shocked they ever stopped.
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I already understood how the Witch Trials happened but now I'm 100% utterly shocked they ever stopped.
Dear Grandma
They've offered us a 50-year mortgage to aquire a family home for your future great-grandchildren. We hope our future children love it since their kids will also be paying for it. Living your American dream!
❤️ - MJ
*stares off blindly into the abyss, continuing to gnaw at her own wrist.
They've offered us a 50-year mortgage to aquire a family home for your future great-grandchildren. We hope our future children love it since their kids will also be paying for it. Living your American dream!
❤️ - MJ
*stares off blindly into the abyss, continuing to gnaw at her own wrist.
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Dear Grandma
They've offered us a 50-year mortgage to aquire a family home for your future great-grandchildren. We hope our future children love it since their kids will also be paying for it. Living your American dream!
❤️ - MJ
*stares off blindly into the abyss, continuing to gnaw at her own wrist.
They've offered us a 50-year mortgage to aquire a family home for your future great-grandchildren. We hope our future children love it since their kids will also be paying for it. Living your American dream!
❤️ - MJ
*stares off blindly into the abyss, continuing to gnaw at her own wrist.
Trouble in America rhetoric - we made generosity reliant on a christian ideal instead of an evolved human ideal.
We know you are smart enough to starve other people to have more - we don't need a deity to tell us we don't want to do that in the here & now.
We know you are smart enough to starve other people to have more - we don't need a deity to tell us we don't want to do that in the here & now.
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Trouble in America rhetoric - we made generosity reliant on a christian ideal instead of an evolved human ideal.
We know you are smart enough to starve other people to have more - we don't need a deity to tell us we don't want to do that in the here & now.
We know you are smart enough to starve other people to have more - we don't need a deity to tell us we don't want to do that in the here & now.
So many AI & weird tech comvos end for me at 'we covered this on a Twilight Zone epiaode'.
I'm not a follower of much but I'm overly confident in Rod Serling. The Twilight Zone is simply life lessons to be studied folks. 👁️
I'm not a follower of much but I'm overly confident in Rod Serling. The Twilight Zone is simply life lessons to be studied folks. 👁️
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
So many AI & weird tech comvos end for me at 'we covered this on a Twilight Zone epiaode'.
I'm not a follower of much but I'm overly confident in Rod Serling. The Twilight Zone is simply life lessons to be studied folks. 👁️
I'm not a follower of much but I'm overly confident in Rod Serling. The Twilight Zone is simply life lessons to be studied folks. 👁️
Everyone likes to talk about employees qualifying for SNAP but it's the sheer usage of EBT dollars at their organization that truly matter. All of the major grocery chains own a slice but when SNAP isn't spent, they don't earn.
Amazon and Walmart are two of the biggest recipients of SNAP and Medicaid funds because they don't take care of their employees. Families working 40+ hours a week requiring gov subsistence. In Canada they go to food pantries to make ends meet.
Corporations are the real "welfare queens" of society
Corporations are the real "welfare queens" of society
November 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Everyone likes to talk about employees qualifying for SNAP but it's the sheer usage of EBT dollars at their organization that truly matter. All of the major grocery chains own a slice but when SNAP isn't spent, they don't earn.
What people buy on EBT is a lot like abortion care -mind your business.
Just mind your business. It stings when you don't get to weigh in but it's absolutely not your business what food is consumed by others even if you chip in to the pantry.
Let folks eat cookies, the world sucks.
Just mind your business. It stings when you don't get to weigh in but it's absolutely not your business what food is consumed by others even if you chip in to the pantry.
Let folks eat cookies, the world sucks.
Why do people buy pizza with EBT?
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
What people buy on EBT is a lot like abortion care -mind your business.
Just mind your business. It stings when you don't get to weigh in but it's absolutely not your business what food is consumed by others even if you chip in to the pantry.
Let folks eat cookies, the world sucks.
Just mind your business. It stings when you don't get to weigh in but it's absolutely not your business what food is consumed by others even if you chip in to the pantry.
Let folks eat cookies, the world sucks.
Feel none of these folks understand the bulk of the media they purport to admire.
It's how we got surrounded by cars sporting both Stormtrooper families & Jesus fish.
It's how we got surrounded by cars sporting both Stormtrooper families & Jesus fish.
So trumps probably never read the great Gatsby, but is it possible that no one at mar-a-lago has read the great Gatsby?
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Feel none of these folks understand the bulk of the media they purport to admire.
It's how we got surrounded by cars sporting both Stormtrooper families & Jesus fish.
It's how we got surrounded by cars sporting both Stormtrooper families & Jesus fish.
Had a trick o' treater at 6:33 so stamp it official - Happy Halloween! 👻🎃☠️💀🎃
Bring on the candy beggars ❤️🖤❤️🎃
Bring on the candy beggars ❤️🖤❤️🎃
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Had a trick o' treater at 6:33 so stamp it official - Happy Halloween! 👻🎃☠️💀🎃
Bring on the candy beggars ❤️🖤❤️🎃
Bring on the candy beggars ❤️🖤❤️🎃
Imagine if everyone read (or watched) A Christmas Carol & thought - Bob Cratchit's lazy ass should get a better job & pray harder.
Maybe, just maybe, Scrooge wasn't the bad guy.
Maybe, just maybe, Scrooge wasn't the bad guy.
October 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Imagine if everyone read (or watched) A Christmas Carol & thought - Bob Cratchit's lazy ass should get a better job & pray harder.
Maybe, just maybe, Scrooge wasn't the bad guy.
Maybe, just maybe, Scrooge wasn't the bad guy.
Writes *that's not how any of this works* on a piece of paper.
Tapes the sign to the wall.
Taps the sign.
Taps the sign again.
Taps the sign again and again and again & again & again.
Stares.
Points at the sign. Taps. Taps. Taps.
Tapes the sign to the wall.
Taps the sign.
Taps the sign again.
Taps the sign again and again and again & again & again.
Stares.
Points at the sign. Taps. Taps. Taps.
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Writes *that's not how any of this works* on a piece of paper.
Tapes the sign to the wall.
Taps the sign.
Taps the sign again.
Taps the sign again and again and again & again & again.
Stares.
Points at the sign. Taps. Taps. Taps.
Tapes the sign to the wall.
Taps the sign.
Taps the sign again.
Taps the sign again and again and again & again & again.
Stares.
Points at the sign. Taps. Taps. Taps.
I've no doubt Stephen Miller would steal a lifejacket from his own toddler even if he didn't need it.
I’m pretty sure Stephen Miller would steal a lifejacket from a toddler.
October 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I've no doubt Stephen Miller would steal a lifejacket from his own toddler even if he didn't need it.
Be ready to give what you're able to your local orgs over next few months, even if it's time. Don't hesitate to use the help your local orgs have to offer if you need it or can provide it to someone else that needs it that won't help themselves.
Trying to make us cruel to each other is the point.
Trying to make us cruel to each other is the point.
October 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Be ready to give what you're able to your local orgs over next few months, even if it's time. Don't hesitate to use the help your local orgs have to offer if you need it or can provide it to someone else that needs it that won't help themselves.
Trying to make us cruel to each other is the point.
Trying to make us cruel to each other is the point.