Gilles
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This is my Blue Sky account. There are many like it but this one is mine.
Can someone please explain to this bloke what this April 2025 article means about how VAR ‘currently’ adjudicates offsides before I have a stroke?
January 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Can someone please explain to this bloke what this April 2025 article means about how VAR ‘currently’ adjudicates offsides before I have a stroke?
A ‘natural line’ in the grass 😂
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
A ‘natural line’ in the grass 😂
The long-awaited autobiography from Laurence Fox.
Christ, from easy street to shitting my pants
January 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The long-awaited autobiography from Laurence Fox.
That’s the best goal I’ve ever seen an estate agents score.
January 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
That’s the best goal I’ve ever seen an estate agents score.
Here’s the bit where Slot gives everyone minutes so their parents don’t kick off.
January 4, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Here’s the bit where Slot gives everyone minutes so their parents don’t kick off.
Buzzing for 90 minutes of Liverpool knocking it around on the edge of the opposition box with no idea what to do.
January 4, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Buzzing for 90 minutes of Liverpool knocking it around on the edge of the opposition box with no idea what to do.
Mind you, Haaland was born in Yorkshire too so 😂
If you can crack the Calvert-Lewin code he’s absolutely lethal. The Yorkshire Haaland.
Only Ancelotti and Farke have managed it.
Only Ancelotti and Farke have managed it.
January 4, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Mind you, Haaland was born in Yorkshire too so 😂
If you can crack the Calvert-Lewin code he’s absolutely lethal. The Yorkshire Haaland.
Only Ancelotti and Farke have managed it.
Only Ancelotti and Farke have managed it.
January 4, 2026 at 1:07 PM
If you can crack the Calvert-Lewin code he’s absolutely lethal. The Yorkshire Haaland.
Only Ancelotti and Farke have managed it.
Only Ancelotti and Farke have managed it.
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When you’ve got Man Utd at 12:30 and a new kitchen to fit at 4.
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 PM
When you’ve got Man Utd at 12:30 and a new kitchen to fit at 4.
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Sue Smith looks like a school administrator who is a total cunt for no reason.
January 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Sue Smith looks like a school administrator who is a total cunt for no reason.
Pay £30.99 per month for TNT and after the sounds goes off for five minutes the commentators come and and sneer about people complaining on social media. Think the word you’re looking for is ‘sorry’.
January 4, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Pay £30.99 per month for TNT and after the sounds goes off for five minutes the commentators come and and sneer about people complaining on social media. Think the word you’re looking for is ‘sorry’.
Today is the 23rd anniversary of me moving to Newcastle. I’m 46 now so it’s literally half my life 😬
January 4, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Today is the 23rd anniversary of me moving to Newcastle. I’m 46 now so it’s literally half my life 😬
My 10 year anniversary at graft today. A stark reminder of the relentless march of time.
January 4, 2026 at 11:18 AM
My 10 year anniversary at graft today. A stark reminder of the relentless march of time.
One minute you’re a kid, the next you’ve got a child older than the world darts champion.
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
One minute you’re a kid, the next you’ve got a child older than the world darts champion.
The BlueSky algorithm is a curious thing. Oh, you like dogs? Then you’ll LOVE kinky men dressed as dogs!
January 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
The BlueSky algorithm is a curious thing. Oh, you like dogs? Then you’ll LOVE kinky men dressed as dogs!
Wish all football was like this old firm. Fucking hell. Throw away the tactics and get stuck in!
January 3, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Wish all football was like this old firm. Fucking hell. Throw away the tactics and get stuck in!
Aasgaard is named after Thelonious Monk and releases music under the name THXLO.
Not sure there has ever been a cooler football.
Not sure there has ever been a cooler football.
January 3, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Aasgaard is named after Thelonious Monk and releases music under the name THXLO.
Not sure there has ever been a cooler football.
Not sure there has ever been a cooler football.
Really annoying that I’ve missed a Gateshead managerial change because I’ve quit X, and also can’t easily check the weather status of today’s local fixtures.
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Really annoying that I’ve missed a Gateshead managerial change because I’ve quit X, and also can’t easily check the weather status of today’s local fixtures.
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sport getting called off is as enjoyable as watching sport, imo. rain stopping play makes tms miles better. on frosty mornings like today i love scrolling through seeing which fixtures have succumbed to the conditions. weirdly, some of my most vivid city memories are of abandoned or postponed games.
January 3, 2026 at 10:54 AM
sport getting called off is as enjoyable as watching sport, imo. rain stopping play makes tms miles better. on frosty mornings like today i love scrolling through seeing which fixtures have succumbed to the conditions. weirdly, some of my most vivid city memories are of abandoned or postponed games.
And if Bari Weiss saved your life, or got you back with your ex-wife 🎶
Bari Weiss’s CBS News directly attacking academics, subject matter experts, in the promo for her new CBS Evening News.
January 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
And if Bari Weiss saved your life, or got you back with your ex-wife 🎶
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🎵In the Jungle, The Mighty Jungle🎵
January 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
🎵In the Jungle, The Mighty Jungle🎵
Call me a basic bitch but I love a Harlan Coben.
January 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Call me a basic bitch but I love a Harlan Coben.