Drew
@getcarter.blacksky.app
I love sports, music, writing, and science, but I'm mainly here for the jokes.
Tend your garden and let God handle the rest.
Tend your garden and let God handle the rest.
Pinned
If this isn't a metaphor for where we are, IDK what is.
That guy who got DK suspended gave a PRESS CONFERENCE and all I'm saying is he should've been punched more times and harder
December 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If this isn't a metaphor for where we are, IDK what is.
The most offensively skilled big I have ever seen and I watched Timmy, Dirk, and KG for 2 decades.
Jokic is unreal.
Jokic is unreal.
Nikola Jokic now has:
- a 20 point triple double
- a 30 point triple double
- a 50 point triple double
- a 60 point triple double
ALL AGAINST THE TIMBERWOLVES
INSANE
- a 20 point triple double
- a 30 point triple double
- a 50 point triple double
- a 60 point triple double
ALL AGAINST THE TIMBERWOLVES
INSANE
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The most offensively skilled big I have ever seen and I watched Timmy, Dirk, and KG for 2 decades.
Jokic is unreal.
Jokic is unreal.
Naps.
Mid-afternoon nap and some snacks is unadulterated bliss.
Mid-afternoon nap and some snacks is unadulterated bliss.
What's something you've appreciated as you've grown older?
December 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Naps.
Mid-afternoon nap and some snacks is unadulterated bliss.
Mid-afternoon nap and some snacks is unadulterated bliss.
Been a while, but Vegetable Fried Rice, General Tso's chicken, and 1 egg roll.
Hits every time.
Hits every time.
What is your go to Chinese takeout order?
December 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Been a while, but Vegetable Fried Rice, General Tso's chicken, and 1 egg roll.
Hits every time.
Hits every time.
She should have mailed him an invoice for wasting her time.
Y’all. I just saw a video on IG of a sista talking about a brotha who asked her on a date. He had planned a picnic for them. Which she thought was a cute idea until she got a text from him that told her to BYOF- bring your own food.
Man. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Man. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
She should have mailed him an invoice for wasting her time.
There is no place like home.🥰
December 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There is no place like home.🥰
Iconic.
The Sugar Bowl could never.
The Sugar Bowl could never.
December 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Iconic.
The Sugar Bowl could never.
The Sugar Bowl could never.
Each reservation probably comes with a complimentary bottle of absinthe.
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Each reservation probably comes with a complimentary bottle of absinthe.
Reposted by Drew
harlem nights is a perfect film.
for us by us.
every little detail, gesture, and endearing insult is understood.
and the CAST…my goodness. we were all there.
even the gender politics is something to appreciate.
just glad i came of age during this era of black film.
for us by us.
every little detail, gesture, and endearing insult is understood.
and the CAST…my goodness. we were all there.
even the gender politics is something to appreciate.
just glad i came of age during this era of black film.
a man in a tuxedo is standing next to a man in a costume .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is standing next to a man in a costume .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
harlem nights is a perfect film.
for us by us.
every little detail, gesture, and endearing insult is understood.
and the CAST…my goodness. we were all there.
even the gender politics is something to appreciate.
just glad i came of age during this era of black film.
for us by us.
every little detail, gesture, and endearing insult is understood.
and the CAST…my goodness. we were all there.
even the gender politics is something to appreciate.
just glad i came of age during this era of black film.
I am reminded of Dan Campbell's words when they lost the NFC title game to the 49ers when they blew that lead: there is no gaurantee that this isn't the closest this group ever gets.
No matter how good you are, shit happens and you might not get another shot. Climbing that mountain is HARD.
No matter how good you are, shit happens and you might not get another shot. Climbing that mountain is HARD.
Just an absolute turd sandwich of a game from the Lions tonight.
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I am reminded of Dan Campbell's words when they lost the NFC title game to the 49ers when they blew that lead: there is no gaurantee that this isn't the closest this group ever gets.
No matter how good you are, shit happens and you might not get another shot. Climbing that mountain is HARD.
No matter how good you are, shit happens and you might not get another shot. Climbing that mountain is HARD.
It's A Christmas Miracle Justin Jefferson hasn't gone up to the owner's suite and flipped all the tables yet.
Vikings have minus-3 passing yards through three quarters.
Last time a team won a game with negative passing yards through three quarters was 2006 (Texans and David Carr over Raiders).
Last time a team won a game with negative passing yards through three quarters was 2006 (Texans and David Carr over Raiders).
December 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It's A Christmas Miracle Justin Jefferson hasn't gone up to the owner's suite and flipped all the tables yet.
That is...an awfully specific number.
I know a bunch of day traders just felt a disturbance in the force between sips of egg nog.
I know a bunch of day traders just felt a disturbance in the force between sips of egg nog.
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says fear of failure is still what drives him—he runs it like it's going to go bankrupt in 33 days. trib.al/wAMv6Vi
Nvidia CEO admits he works 7 days a week, including holidays, in a constant 'state of anxiety' out of fear of going bankrupt | Fortune
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says fear of failure is still what drives him—so he runs the business like it's going to go bankrupt in 33 days
trib.al
December 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
That is...an awfully specific number.
I know a bunch of day traders just felt a disturbance in the force between sips of egg nog.
I know a bunch of day traders just felt a disturbance in the force between sips of egg nog.
Buddy is lucky she didn't build an Iron Maiden and put him in it.
This still cracks me up 🤣🤣
Merry Christmas 🎄
Merry Christmas 🎄
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Buddy is lucky she didn't build an Iron Maiden and put him in it.
Agreed. They're doing too much.
Part of the charm and draw of football is the scarcity of it. What they're doing with the schedule is akin to inflation.
Saturating the broadcast real estate during the week is playing a dangerous game in the name of short term gain.
Part of the charm and draw of football is the scarcity of it. What they're doing with the schedule is akin to inflation.
Saturating the broadcast real estate during the week is playing a dangerous game in the name of short term gain.
Just say no to the NFL on Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Agreed. They're doing too much.
Part of the charm and draw of football is the scarcity of it. What they're doing with the schedule is akin to inflation.
Saturating the broadcast real estate during the week is playing a dangerous game in the name of short term gain.
Part of the charm and draw of football is the scarcity of it. What they're doing with the schedule is akin to inflation.
Saturating the broadcast real estate during the week is playing a dangerous game in the name of short term gain.
Tryna get these kids to WFH in their feety pajamas over a bowl of Cap'n Crunch.
SMH.
SMH.
December 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Tryna get these kids to WFH in their feety pajamas over a bowl of Cap'n Crunch.
SMH.
SMH.
Her calling him a little furniture man in the middle of this was just *chef's kiss*.🤌🏾
This my favorite TT ever.
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Her calling him a little furniture man in the middle of this was just *chef's kiss*.🤌🏾
Seeing that freight train initiate and finish a fast break was like seeing an elephant run like a gazelle.
When he put his mind to it, no one could stop him. If he wanted to be the best player ever, he would have been.
When he put his mind to it, no one could stop him. If he wanted to be the best player ever, he would have been.
They are showing 1995 Shaq highlights.
My god, he was terrifyingly athletic.
You had to be there
My god, he was terrifyingly athletic.
You had to be there
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Seeing that freight train initiate and finish a fast break was like seeing an elephant run like a gazelle.
When he put his mind to it, no one could stop him. If he wanted to be the best player ever, he would have been.
When he put his mind to it, no one could stop him. If he wanted to be the best player ever, he would have been.
And again: this is such an indictment on the state of QB play and development in the NFL and college.
It feels like college has morphed offense into something so alien to the pro game, that NFL teams are having to teach QBs how to play pro-style, and all of it is making things worse for everyone.
It feels like college has morphed offense into something so alien to the pro game, that NFL teams are having to teach QBs how to play pro-style, and all of it is making things worse for everyone.
Phil Rivers has no mobility and his arm is basically throwing a wet newspaper out there, but the throws are getting to their spot and he has complete control of the offense.
Colts couldn't ask for more than what they are getting, and proves Shane Steichen was right to call him.
Colts couldn't ask for more than what they are getting, and proves Shane Steichen was right to call him.
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
And again: this is such an indictment on the state of QB play and development in the NFL and college.
It feels like college has morphed offense into something so alien to the pro game, that NFL teams are having to teach QBs how to play pro-style, and all of it is making things worse for everyone.
It feels like college has morphed offense into something so alien to the pro game, that NFL teams are having to teach QBs how to play pro-style, and all of it is making things worse for everyone.
Phil Rivers has no mobility and his arm is basically throwing a wet newspaper out there, but the throws are getting to their spot and he has complete control of the offense.
Colts couldn't ask for more than what they are getting, and proves Shane Steichen was right to call him.
Colts couldn't ask for more than what they are getting, and proves Shane Steichen was right to call him.
December 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Phil Rivers has no mobility and his arm is basically throwing a wet newspaper out there, but the throws are getting to their spot and he has complete control of the offense.
Colts couldn't ask for more than what they are getting, and proves Shane Steichen was right to call him.
Colts couldn't ask for more than what they are getting, and proves Shane Steichen was right to call him.
Charles Tillman's fist should have a display in Canton. He revolutionized the game. Bud turned forced fumbles into a science.
PUNCH THE POCKET!!! 💥💥💥
The Peanut Punch strikes again.
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The Peanut Punch strikes again.
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December 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Charles Tillman's fist should have a display in Canton. He revolutionized the game. Bud turned forced fumbles into a science.
Coming off the couch after 5 years to do this to good NFL defenses is an incredible story.
Philip Rivers on the first drive
5-of-7
73 yards
1 TD, 0 INT
5-of-7
73 yards
1 TD, 0 INT
December 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Coming off the couch after 5 years to do this to good NFL defenses is an incredible story.
Oh my.
December 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Oh my.
You really have to be a master of your craft as a comedian to be hilarious without saying a word.
Mr Bean is really legendary at physical comedy and timing. Not just slapstick, but the subtlety of facial expression
December 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
You really have to be a master of your craft as a comedian to be hilarious without saying a word.
Who needs the San Gabriel mountains and some silly sunset when you got this?
December 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Who needs the San Gabriel mountains and some silly sunset when you got this?
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December 22, 1994: Minnesota's Isaiah Rider with the "play of the decade" (according to Greg Kelser) in Sacramento.
Kings 109, Timberwolves 89.
Kings 109, Timberwolves 89.
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
December 22, 1994: Minnesota's Isaiah Rider with the "play of the decade" (according to Greg Kelser) in Sacramento.
Kings 109, Timberwolves 89.
Kings 109, Timberwolves 89.