Femdom Earle
@gerperga.bsky.social
Fiber artist, historian, besotted wife and mother, bone collector.
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As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
My mother in law recently told me I was silly to stop reading The Atlantic because of a Caitlin Flanagan thing they printed
January 17, 2026 at 6:05 AM
My mother in law recently told me I was silly to stop reading The Atlantic because of a Caitlin Flanagan thing they printed
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A nice crisp pickle spear is a joy without measure
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
A nice crisp pickle spear is a joy without measure
Excited to be the 37th person to tag @wtyppod.bsky.social about this
January 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Excited to be the 37th person to tag @wtyppod.bsky.social about this
It's looking more and more like I'm going to have to explain to my mom what "foids" means and it's making me feel like we as a species need better supervision
January 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
It's looking more and more like I'm going to have to explain to my mom what "foids" means and it's making me feel like we as a species need better supervision
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
We've had first oil wars, yes
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
We've had first oil wars, yes
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Cultural historians have over thirty names for C.P.Snow.
December 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Cultural historians have over thirty names for C.P.Snow.
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Nosferatu is a movie about the universal fear that your wife wants to be jacked off by a Central European dude.
December 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Nosferatu is a movie about the universal fear that your wife wants to be jacked off by a Central European dude.
Our child, who is ten months old this week, really fucking loves @themountaingoats.bsky.social.
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Our child, who is ten months old this week, really fucking loves @themountaingoats.bsky.social.
Weird perk of working with general surgeons and a colorectal surgeon is that I get to say "butt stuff" at work in a professional context.
It’s the little things.
It’s the little things.
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Weird perk of working with general surgeons and a colorectal surgeon is that I get to say "butt stuff" at work in a professional context.
It’s the little things.
It’s the little things.
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Beware anyone who loudly labels themselves a "truth-teller."
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Beware anyone who loudly labels themselves a "truth-teller."
Rereading The Sick Rose and suspecting that @realgdt.bsky.social owns and possibly consults a copy.
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Rereading The Sick Rose and suspecting that @realgdt.bsky.social owns and possibly consults a copy.
Sitting in bed watching historical sewing videos with my baby daughter, feeding her yogurt melts, watching her learn to pass a small and light object from hand to hand, living a life that feels indescribably special.
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Sitting in bed watching historical sewing videos with my baby daughter, feeding her yogurt melts, watching her learn to pass a small and light object from hand to hand, living a life that feels indescribably special.
Do not! Entangle me! In mean girl bullshit! 66% of my big three is in Virgo and it doesn't have to be your problem but it can be!!!
November 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Do not! Entangle me! In mean girl bullshit! 66% of my big three is in Virgo and it doesn't have to be your problem but it can be!!!
When will someone buy me the Moschino corgi bag
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
When will someone buy me the Moschino corgi bag
Baby just tickled me, licked my knee, and then puked a tiny bit in my lap. 11/10, I fucking love being a mom
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Baby just tickled me, licked my knee, and then puked a tiny bit in my lap. 11/10, I fucking love being a mom
I love it so much when people are excited about a nice thing
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I love it so much when people are excited about a nice thing
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transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.
Someone else noticed that Mia Goth as Claire Frankenstein looks like Cole Escola and I feel so validated
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Someone else noticed that Mia Goth as Claire Frankenstein looks like Cole Escola and I feel so validated
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
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just turned the corner to find my one year old daughter holding an entire hotdog
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
just turned the corner to find my one year old daughter holding an entire hotdog
Zohran Mamdani is going to implement Shart Law. You're gonna poop your pants.
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Zohran Mamdani is going to implement Shart Law. You're gonna poop your pants.
I thought I had just about mastered not belching openly in public and then I had a baby and spent 9 months at home praising and encouraging my child's eructations. Now that I'm back at work I must retrain myself for polite society.
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I thought I had just about mastered not belching openly in public and then I had a baby and spent 9 months at home praising and encouraging my child's eructations. Now that I'm back at work I must retrain myself for polite society.