@geordiekev.bsky.social
We are so fucking shite at transfers.
August 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
We are so fucking shite at transfers.
New plan for NUFC. Swap deals not considered for PSR but us Villa and forest all want to put cash back in. Buy a reserve from Villa for 800 million quid. Villa buy one from Forest for 800 mil and Forest buy back vlachadymos for 800 mil. Amortised over 5 years and PSR is fucked into the sun.
July 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
New plan for NUFC. Swap deals not considered for PSR but us Villa and forest all want to put cash back in. Buy a reserve from Villa for 800 million quid. Villa buy one from Forest for 800 mil and Forest buy back vlachadymos for 800 mil. Amortised over 5 years and PSR is fucked into the sun.
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I'll leave this here.
July 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'll leave this here.
@podonthetyne.bsky.social are you lot coming out for the toon game to Singapore? I only ask because Waugh needs to do proper satay. Almost limitless bbq meat on sticks with peanut sauce. Mostly it’s outdoors though I’m worried about george slowly melting in the humidity over here
July 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
@podonthetyne.bsky.social are you lot coming out for the toon game to Singapore? I only ask because Waugh needs to do proper satay. Almost limitless bbq meat on sticks with peanut sauce. Mostly it’s outdoors though I’m worried about george slowly melting in the humidity over here
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Personally I am unfamiliar with any legitimate activity that requires switching license plates, which by the way is illegal.
Masked ICE agents spotted swapping out license plates this morning in Bell Gardens, CA
June 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Personally I am unfamiliar with any legitimate activity that requires switching license plates, which by the way is illegal.
Surely the only way to settle this is a duel on the White House lawn. With Rocket Launchers. Bonus points to anyone who manages to hit Stephen Miller in the cross fire.
June 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Surely the only way to settle this is a duel on the White House lawn. With Rocket Launchers. Bonus points to anyone who manages to hit Stephen Miller in the cross fire.
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The 24/25 season was historic for #NUFC. Howe turned a rough summer into our first major domestic 🏆 in 70 years—and UCL qualification.
But success brings expectation. With PSR easing & more games in 25/26, fans & Howe expect investment.
But who to buy? Welcome to my third annual Summer Transfer 🧵
But success brings expectation. With PSR easing & more games in 25/26, fans & Howe expect investment.
But who to buy? Welcome to my third annual Summer Transfer 🧵
June 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The 24/25 season was historic for #NUFC. Howe turned a rough summer into our first major domestic 🏆 in 70 years—and UCL qualification.
But success brings expectation. With PSR easing & more games in 25/26, fans & Howe expect investment.
But who to buy? Welcome to my third annual Summer Transfer 🧵
But success brings expectation. With PSR easing & more games in 25/26, fans & Howe expect investment.
But who to buy? Welcome to my third annual Summer Transfer 🧵
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That would be awful. Don’t share this.
May 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
That would be awful. Don’t share this.
So this started happening elsewhere in the world
April 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
So this started happening elsewhere in the world
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I’ve been watching the stock market and trying to buy the dip for a week. I’ve given up today and just gone for good ol’ Hummus. ICE agents reading this hummus is a delicious garlic tahini chickpea blend and not a Palestinian terrorist org. Please do not extraordinarily rendition me.
April 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I’ve been watching the stock market and trying to buy the dip for a week. I’ve given up today and just gone for good ol’ Hummus. ICE agents reading this hummus is a delicious garlic tahini chickpea blend and not a Palestinian terrorist org. Please do not extraordinarily rendition me.
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These are a bargain to be fair. Ideal for drowning oneself in after looking at your 401k
April 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
These are a bargain to be fair. Ideal for drowning oneself in after looking at your 401k
Dear Americans I can buy you a tariff free iPhone 16 at a market competitive rate under new taffifs. By which I mean I will exchange it for your holiday home provided said holiday home is outside of US territories. The iPhone will be more expensive that the holiday home in about a week
April 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Dear Americans I can buy you a tariff free iPhone 16 at a market competitive rate under new taffifs. By which I mean I will exchange it for your holiday home provided said holiday home is outside of US territories. The iPhone will be more expensive that the holiday home in about a week
Retaliation on tariffs lets all collectively target agriculture let their chlorinated chicken rot. Also good luck getting cheaper eggs after you reciprocate fuckers
April 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Retaliation on tariffs lets all collectively target agriculture let their chlorinated chicken rot. Also good luck getting cheaper eggs after you reciprocate fuckers
US folks look on the bright side of life. At least medical bankruptcies won’t be a thing anymore there’s loads of other things will get you first before the medical bills kick in
April 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
US folks look on the bright side of life. At least medical bankruptcies won’t be a thing anymore there’s loads of other things will get you first before the medical bills kick in
Don’t you have them well regulated militias to counteract this? Go and treat these fucks as required
you can say they're not sane or their arguments don't pass constitutional muster till you're blue in the face. they have the power. they're doing it. And unless they are stopped they will keep doing it.
In the 2000s, the Supreme Court ruled time and again that even suspected terrorists captured in war zones overseas were entitled to due process.
In no sane world does Rubio's position pass constitutional muster.
In no sane world does Rubio's position pass constitutional muster.
March 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Don’t you have them well regulated militias to counteract this? Go and treat these fucks as required
@newcastleunited.com Cause this is a mighty town. Built upon a solid ground and everything they tried so hard to kill, we will rebuild
March 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
@newcastleunited.com Cause this is a mighty town. Built upon a solid ground and everything they tried so hard to kill, we will rebuild
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He's a lad, all right. He'll come to vinaigrette it.
March 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
He's a lad, all right. He'll come to vinaigrette it.
@schumer.senate.gov you can shit in your hands and clap
March 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
@schumer.senate.gov you can shit in your hands and clap
Dear Canada build the wall stop the crazies coming in. Call it the measles and guns avoider…. There’s an acronym in there somewhere
Dear United States,
Clean up your shit.
Canada
Clean up your shit.
Canada
March 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Dear Canada build the wall stop the crazies coming in. Call it the measles and guns avoider…. There’s an acronym in there somewhere
@washingtonpost.com I note with interest that editorials will only be concerning personal liberties and free markets going forward. Which would be a good day to buy your fine paper to read your anti tariff editorial given that tariffs are anti free market?
March 3, 2025 at 8:58 AM
@washingtonpost.com I note with interest that editorials will only be concerning personal liberties and free markets going forward. Which would be a good day to buy your fine paper to read your anti tariff editorial given that tariffs are anti free market?
I think I have a hillbilly allergy
March 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I think I have a hillbilly allergy
If it walks like there’s a pee tape, and quacks like there’s a pee tape and talks like there’s a pee tape…. There’s probably a pee tape. Putin’s/occam’s pee tape
March 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If it walks like there’s a pee tape, and quacks like there’s a pee tape and talks like there’s a pee tape…. There’s probably a pee tape. Putin’s/occam’s pee tape