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He should’ve just stayed with Fergie. Thank god she went out to have such an illustrious career as Manchester United manager for all those years.
October 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Sadly knocked down and converted into a pizza express with very very strong air conditioning
October 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Have you hacked my camera again? I was just trying something new ok. Less hot sauce next time I think
October 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Sadly there’s a missing bit in the translation of Matthew 19:24 it is harder for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle etc. unless the rich guy has a property portfolio and a large crypto wallet. Direct quote from big JC
October 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
And Nufc just discovered it’s got dysentery and had ten pints and a phal last night
August 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
We should bid 5 mil more up front and pay 50% up front but also tell Leipzig they have till midnight to decide or we withdraw the offer
August 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Just to confirm I’ve seen the Man U bid for Sesko. Double cyanide pill please. Get Malcom in quick I may double drop
August 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
@charlotterob.bsky.social if we sign Sesko and a centre half… can I just do a cheeky half of the cyanide pill. I still want a cuddle off super mac
August 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
He wants Liverpool and with all of Steve parish’s bull shit last year I’ve absolute zero interest in Nufc getting involved in bidding to help them get the price up. They can get absolutely rinsed on the price
August 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
And Sir Jim wept for there were no more tea ladies to sack
August 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Agree but they are trying to flog Hjoiland their only striker for 30m to pay for the deal in this market. They’re skint unless they sell I think. Extra upfront money and hard bargaining and we might get this one. Leipzig sure as shit don’t want less money, more waiting and extended payment terms
August 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Basically yes from what I’ve seen. I think Eddy will coach him to shoot from better positions provided we get him of course.
August 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Always liked him I think a less injury plagued Wilson earlier in his career would’ve meant he wouldn’t have touched us with a barge pole in the Ashley era. Great servant and seemingly a very likeable bloke. I think he’s gonna be well received whenever he comes back
August 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Hope you’re right. I know he’s a bit raw but a big quick 6’5 lad smashing in thunderbastards and headers at the Gallowgate will do for me
August 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
110 mil. We should’ve agreed it and sent Hayden 😂
August 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Absolute fucking whoppers
August 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Don’t get me wrong I want him gone but not without a replacement and not for under 150 gotta have balls of steel in this negotiation. Selling for under 150 does us no good at all as we appear to have zero competence in signing folk
August 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Oh I agree on that one but selling cheap because of a lad being a fanny sends the wrong message which I think is just a shade more damaging. Let him rot or expect Gordon, tonali livramento repeats. Teach the real sales targets to avoid being cunts and take a temporary financial hit
August 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
He’s got three years left. Our PSR money doesn’t enable shit I’m all for letting him rot
August 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Thank you Charlotte no last minute substitutes mind and get a restraining order against Sunderland players I’ve heard the rumours about Julio Arca
August 1, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I’m in Singapore I’ll fly in. My folks live in the north east so no meed to even repatriate the body. I’m really cheap. I’ll pay an extra patreon tier if you can get Malcolm McDonald to give me a little hug as I shuffle off this mortal coil.
August 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
If I get a free cyanide pill for a premium order I’ll join the patreon
August 1, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The question at this point becomes who are they? As everyone associated with the club seems to fall in a barrel of tits and come out sucking their thumb
August 1, 2025 at 9:22 AM
They can all fuck the fuck off or bid a silly amount. At this point no money is life changing PSR wise better to send a message to agents to build in target driven releases or fuck off with this nonsense. He can resume his career in 3 years
August 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM