Geonn Cannon
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Geonn Cannon
@geonncannon.bsky.social
· Nov 7
Hi everyone! I'm a writer of original fiction (with lesbians) and official Stargate novels (they also have lesbians!)
Here's your one-stop shopping for all my novels, links to watch adaptations of my work, and everywhere else you can find me on the internet. #writing
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Here's your one-stop shopping for all my novels, links to watch adaptations of my work, and everywhere else you can find me on the internet. #writing
linktr.ee/geonncannon
Earlier I saw a truck from Markwayne Mullin's plumbing company pull into the McDonald's parking lot. I flipped it off as it passed. Inside waiting for my order, the driver came in. Guy next to me saw the uniform shirt (MAGA red, of course).
"Ugh."
"I flipped off the van."
"(snort) Right on, man."
"Ugh."
"I flipped off the van."
"(snort) Right on, man."
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Earlier I saw a truck from Markwayne Mullin's plumbing company pull into the McDonald's parking lot. I flipped it off as it passed. Inside waiting for my order, the driver came in. Guy next to me saw the uniform shirt (MAGA red, of course).
"Ugh."
"I flipped off the van."
"(snort) Right on, man."
"Ugh."
"I flipped off the van."
"(snort) Right on, man."
Someone at the NYTimes got so dumped.
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Someone at the NYTimes got so dumped.
If I actually manage to stitch together the parts of this scene that work, I have 914 words. If I have to delete stuff to make the pieces fit, I have 127.
#writing
#writing
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
If I actually manage to stitch together the parts of this scene that work, I have 914 words. If I have to delete stuff to make the pieces fit, I have 127.
#writing
#writing
"Ummm the reason I like this movie is because it's my favorite movie of all time."
"Interesting. You said that last week about Frankenstein."
"Frankenstein WAS my favorite movie, but that movie is nothing to me now. That is the past. I am a new woman. Hamnet is my identity now."
"Interesting. You said that last week about Frankenstein."
"Frankenstein WAS my favorite movie, but that movie is nothing to me now. That is the past. I am a new woman. Hamnet is my identity now."
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"Ummm the reason I like this movie is because it's my favorite movie of all time."
"Interesting. You said that last week about Frankenstein."
"Frankenstein WAS my favorite movie, but that movie is nothing to me now. That is the past. I am a new woman. Hamnet is my identity now."
"Interesting. You said that last week about Frankenstein."
"Frankenstein WAS my favorite movie, but that movie is nothing to me now. That is the past. I am a new woman. Hamnet is my identity now."
Drew Carey Show: "He's a night clerk at a mini-mart in a predominantly vampire neighborhood."
I'd watch that show.
I'd watch that show.
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Drew Carey Show: "He's a night clerk at a mini-mart in a predominantly vampire neighborhood."
I'd watch that show.
I'd watch that show.
I only managed 192 replacement words today, and I'm not 100% confident with those. I can see this whole book so clearly in my head, it sucks that I can't seem to get the bricks in place. 😝
#writing
#writing
Today, as you may suspect from my earlier post about scammers, was shitty. But I did manage 400 words. Which, as I wrapped up for the day, I will have to completely erase and start over.
a man wearing a hat and a suit says i see it as a day wasted
Alt: a man wearing a hat and a suit says i see it as a day wasted
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I only managed 192 replacement words today, and I'm not 100% confident with those. I can see this whole book so clearly in my head, it sucks that I can't seem to get the bricks in place. 😝
#writing
#writing
Imagine if you brought down a whole heap of pedophiles on your first day of work.
BREAKING: Grijalva has signed the Epstein Files discharge petition. It doesn't appear that Mace or Boebert have removed their names.
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Imagine if you brought down a whole heap of pedophiles on your first day of work.
Life hack: When you buy new socks, put one pair away somewhere aside from the others. Then later, if you have a bad day or know there's a bad day coming, you have a fresh, never-worn pair of socks to pull out as a little extra comfort to get you through whatever you have to get through.
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Life hack: When you buy new socks, put one pair away somewhere aside from the others. Then later, if you have a bad day or know there's a bad day coming, you have a fresh, never-worn pair of socks to pull out as a little extra comfort to get you through whatever you have to get through.
Sometimes you have a friend you love, and a recording of that friend saying hello to you. So you make that their ringtone. They don't message you a lot so it's not a regular notification. And one day your phone is in another room in a very quiet, totally empty house, and you hear
HI GEONN, HELLOOOO
HI GEONN, HELLOOOO
a man and a woman are standing in an arcade with a sign that says ' basketball ' on it
ALT: a man and a woman are standing in an arcade with a sign that says ' basketball ' on it
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sometimes you have a friend you love, and a recording of that friend saying hello to you. So you make that their ringtone. They don't message you a lot so it's not a regular notification. And one day your phone is in another room in a very quiet, totally empty house, and you hear
HI GEONN, HELLOOOO
HI GEONN, HELLOOOO
Warren Zevon and The Killers...? Don't mind if I do. Brandon even threw in a couple "ah-oos," which I appreciated. 😁
youtu.be/tWrdK1MZEW0?...
youtu.be/tWrdK1MZEW0?...
The Killers | Lawyers, Guns And Money | Full Performance | Live @ The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame 2025
YouTube video by RemasterKingdom4K
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November 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Warren Zevon and The Killers...? Don't mind if I do. Brandon even threw in a couple "ah-oos," which I appreciated. 😁
youtu.be/tWrdK1MZEW0?...
youtu.be/tWrdK1MZEW0?...
Do you ever scroll and see the top part of an ad, and it's food that looks absolutely delicious, and you think ooo that looks great I want that, so you scroll to see the full ad and it turns out to be full-on dog food.
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Do you ever scroll and see the top part of an ad, and it's food that looks absolutely delicious, and you think ooo that looks great I want that, so you scroll to see the full ad and it turns out to be full-on dog food.
Today, as you may suspect from my earlier post about scammers, was shitty. But I did manage 400 words. Which, as I wrapped up for the day, I will have to completely erase and start over.
a man wearing a hat and a suit says i see it as a day wasted
Alt: a man wearing a hat and a suit says i see it as a day wasted
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Today, as you may suspect from my earlier post about scammers, was shitty. But I did manage 400 words. Which, as I wrapped up for the day, I will have to completely erase and start over.
I just found out that yesterday (November 10) was the 50th anniversary of the Edmund Fitzgerald sinking. So sharing this classic:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzT...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzT...
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I just found out that yesterday (November 10) was the 50th anniversary of the Edmund Fitzgerald sinking. So sharing this classic:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzT...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzT...
Spectre is revealed to have created a clone from Bond's DNA, then gave him plastic surgery so he won't be identified. But his, um, biogenetic matrix is the same, so he can access MI-5 headquarters, that's why he's a clone but looks different. A head injury makes his personality come back. Done.
A black screen. White letters fade in reading:
JAMES BOND IS DEAD.
then...
LONG LIVE JAMES BOND.
*Cue the horns*
We see our new James Bond for the first time. With the tile: LONG LIVE JAMES BOND
(There, FTFY)
JAMES BOND IS DEAD.
then...
LONG LIVE JAMES BOND.
*Cue the horns*
We see our new James Bond for the first time. With the tile: LONG LIVE JAMES BOND
(There, FTFY)
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Spectre is revealed to have created a clone from Bond's DNA, then gave him plastic surgery so he won't be identified. But his, um, biogenetic matrix is the same, so he can access MI-5 headquarters, that's why he's a clone but looks different. A head injury makes his personality come back. Done.
Why, w h y, WHYYYY am I suddenly getting emails from these marketing scams?? They give nice feedback that actually DOES match the book, then offer to promote me to their "growing community" of readers for the low-low price of $150-300. No link to the community. NO NAME. No success stories.
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Why, w h y, WHYYYY am I suddenly getting emails from these marketing scams?? They give nice feedback that actually DOES match the book, then offer to promote me to their "growing community" of readers for the low-low price of $150-300. No link to the community. NO NAME. No success stories.
get to know your mutuals! list 10 random things you like
1. Cats
2. Chicago
3. Ketchup on eggs
4. Traveling/airports
5. Books/bookstores
6. Glazed carrots/Steamed broccoli
7. The Pacific Northwest/Seattle
8. Pringles (ranch)
9. Reaction videos
10. Pepsi
11. Misunderstanding tasks
1. Cats
2. Chicago
3. Ketchup on eggs
4. Traveling/airports
5. Books/bookstores
6. Glazed carrots/Steamed broccoli
7. The Pacific Northwest/Seattle
8. Pringles (ranch)
9. Reaction videos
10. Pepsi
11. Misunderstanding tasks
get to know your mutuals! list 10 random things you like
1. Old paperback thrillers
2. Monster movies
3. The Alien/Predator literary universes
4. Hanging out with dogs
5. Walking in the woods
6. Veggie tacos
7. Dark roast coffee
8. The Clash
9. Terriers (tv show)
10. All pies
1. Old paperback thrillers
2. Monster movies
3. The Alien/Predator literary universes
4. Hanging out with dogs
5. Walking in the woods
6. Veggie tacos
7. Dark roast coffee
8. The Clash
9. Terriers (tv show)
10. All pies
get to know your mutuals! list 10 random things you like
1. Pepsi
2. fog (not driving tho)
3. siege movies
4. rock music everywhere
5. William Powell/Myrna Loy movies
6. William Powell/Kay Francis movies
7. MY MAN GODFREY
8. southern style biscuits & gravy
9. the color blue
10. Oreos
1. Pepsi
2. fog (not driving tho)
3. siege movies
4. rock music everywhere
5. William Powell/Myrna Loy movies
6. William Powell/Kay Francis movies
7. MY MAN GODFREY
8. southern style biscuits & gravy
9. the color blue
10. Oreos
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
get to know your mutuals! list 10 random things you like
1. Cats
2. Chicago
3. Ketchup on eggs
4. Traveling/airports
5. Books/bookstores
6. Glazed carrots/Steamed broccoli
7. The Pacific Northwest/Seattle
8. Pringles (ranch)
9. Reaction videos
10. Pepsi
11. Misunderstanding tasks
1. Cats
2. Chicago
3. Ketchup on eggs
4. Traveling/airports
5. Books/bookstores
6. Glazed carrots/Steamed broccoli
7. The Pacific Northwest/Seattle
8. Pringles (ranch)
9. Reaction videos
10. Pepsi
11. Misunderstanding tasks
The only praise for Pluribus I've seen that feels a bit... too much is people saying it's the best pilot ever. EVER? It was really good, but it's not even Vince's best pilot (Better Call Saul, in my book). But what about Lost, Person of Interest, West Wing, Severance, Firefly, Twin Peaks...
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The only praise for Pluribus I've seen that feels a bit... too much is people saying it's the best pilot ever. EVER? It was really good, but it's not even Vince's best pilot (Better Call Saul, in my book). But what about Lost, Person of Interest, West Wing, Severance, Firefly, Twin Peaks...
Josh Ritter wrote this during the Bush (W) administration, and ever since 2016 it's felt more and more like a eulogy for America.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwVf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwVf...
Josh Ritter - Thin Blue Flame
YouTube video by Mike
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Josh Ritter wrote this during the Bush (W) administration, and ever since 2016 it's felt more and more like a eulogy for America.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwVf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwVf...
I've spent all day trying to decide if the love interest in my next novel should be a teacher or a vet. Who am I to control someone's life just because I created her? Have free will, lady, damn.
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I've spent all day trying to decide if the love interest in my next novel should be a teacher or a vet. Who am I to control someone's life just because I created her? Have free will, lady, damn.
After eleven years of wearing the same shoe, I finally had to sacrifice. Instead of Olympian blue Puma suede, I had to switch to regular Puma in regal red. The last time I got the suede, it was weirdly over-cushioned and made the whole thing look fat. I hated them. Hopefully these are sleeker.
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
After eleven years of wearing the same shoe, I finally had to sacrifice. Instead of Olympian blue Puma suede, I had to switch to regular Puma in regal red. The last time I got the suede, it was weirdly over-cushioned and made the whole thing look fat. I hated them. Hopefully these are sleeker.
I never noticed Tara from The Chair Company (Grace Reiter) has such crazy blue eyes. Dang.
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I never noticed Tara from The Chair Company (Grace Reiter) has such crazy blue eyes. Dang.
At least the broken clock came through for a change! Congrats to people who can just... continue living their lives. And fuck kim davis and her shitty little hate bakery.
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
At least the broken clock came through for a change! Congrats to people who can just... continue living their lives. And fuck kim davis and her shitty little hate bakery.
Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.
I actually forgot I had this one! A cute little story about a newlywed couple househunting.
#ScriptSky #FiveAfterFive
#ScriptSky #FiveAfterFive
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I actually forgot I had this one! A cute little story about a newlywed couple househunting.
#ScriptSky #FiveAfterFive
#ScriptSky #FiveAfterFive