Geonn Cannon
@geonncannon.bsky.social
He hasn't gotten to it yet, no spoilers.
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
He hasn't gotten to it yet, no spoilers.
It's a different song, obviously, but the way he sings "woke last night to the sound of thunder.... how far off, I sat and wondered" is just an amazing bit of poetry. So simple but evocative.
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
It's a different song, obviously, but the way he sings "woke last night to the sound of thunder.... how far off, I sat and wondered" is just an amazing bit of poetry. So simple but evocative.
Well, no one likes throwing their actual age around willy-nilly. 😁
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Well, no one likes throwing their actual age around willy-nilly. 😁
You don't look a day over 5-8 years younger than you actually are!
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You don't look a day over 5-8 years younger than you actually are!
Ohh I did it because I was driving MYSELF nuts. Gotta get these voices and stories out of my head. Sometimes it even works 😄
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Ohh I did it because I was driving MYSELF nuts. Gotta get these voices and stories out of my head. Sometimes it even works 😄
I only took the risk because the other customer looked stoned, and I figured the ugh was sincere and properly directed. 😁
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I only took the risk because the other customer looked stoned, and I figured the ugh was sincere and properly directed. 😁
"Aw man, we were gonna eat that wheat."
"Sorry if I've INCONVENIENCED your DINNER PLANS."
"Sorry if I've INCONVENIENCED your DINNER PLANS."
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"Aw man, we were gonna eat that wheat."
"Sorry if I've INCONVENIENCED your DINNER PLANS."
"Sorry if I've INCONVENIENCED your DINNER PLANS."
Ooh! I don't know about jays, but mockingbirds do that (flashing) to scare bugs and whatnot out of hiding. There's stripes under their wings that confuse the little critters and make them leave hiding places.
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Ooh! I don't know about jays, but mockingbirds do that (flashing) to scare bugs and whatnot out of hiding. There's stripes under their wings that confuse the little critters and make them leave hiding places.
"Liz! I'm up for an Acty!"
"They don't call it that. (looks at Jack) Tell me they don't call it that."
"People like awards that end with -y."
"God..."
"They don't call it that. (looks at Jack) Tell me they don't call it that."
"People like awards that end with -y."
"God..."
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"Liz! I'm up for an Acty!"
"They don't call it that. (looks at Jack) Tell me they don't call it that."
"People like awards that end with -y."
"God..."
"They don't call it that. (looks at Jack) Tell me they don't call it that."
"People like awards that end with -y."
"God..."
Sorry, I stopped reading after "Imagine being Cheryl Hines" and had to stop myself from jumping out a window.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Sorry, I stopped reading after "Imagine being Cheryl Hines" and had to stop myself from jumping out a window.
My favorite dueling banjos gag...
youtu.be/_IUbBcUGRDo?...
youtu.be/_IUbBcUGRDo?...
Steve Martin & Conan Play Dueling Banjos | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Team Coco
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite dueling banjos gag...
youtu.be/_IUbBcUGRDo?...
youtu.be/_IUbBcUGRDo?...
Sometimes it be that way. 😪
a woman in a pink t-shirt is standing in a hallway with her arm around another woman 's shoulder .
ALT: a woman in a pink t-shirt is standing in a hallway with her arm around another woman 's shoulder .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Sometimes it be that way. 😪
When I was like, ten, I used a hammer like this. My construction worker dad said, "Is it the hammer's day off? There's a reason the handle is that long. Let the tool do its job."
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
When I was like, ten, I used a hammer like this. My construction worker dad said, "Is it the hammer's day off? There's a reason the handle is that long. Let the tool do its job."
I hope you find other ways to enjoy it!
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I hope you find other ways to enjoy it!
"The mam," my god. ::shakes head::
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
"The mam," my god. ::shakes head::
The mam who grifted one way with his hillbilly porn until he pivoted all the way around to cuddle up with MAzis, he has no beliefs, no standards, no stance except "what lie gets me what I want, who do I have to pander to for it."
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The mam who grifted one way with his hillbilly porn until he pivoted all the way around to cuddle up with MAzis, he has no beliefs, no standards, no stance except "what lie gets me what I want, who do I have to pander to for it."
GUY: "(sees one white person approach one cow as he drives by a field) omg I'm going to be so racist about this."
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
GUY: "(sees one white person approach one cow as he drives by a field) omg I'm going to be so racist about this."
As fun as yesterday was, at the end of the day it was... stuff everyone already knew and decided wasn't a dealbreaker. We literally have Megyn Kelly splitting hairs about what counts as a pedophile. In public, knowing she's being recorded!
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
As fun as yesterday was, at the end of the day it was... stuff everyone already knew and decided wasn't a dealbreaker. We literally have Megyn Kelly splitting hairs about what counts as a pedophile. In public, knowing she's being recorded!
Oh boy, that gets EVERYONE, you're not alone. I don't think I cried watching it the first time (I think I was in an English class, maybe?) but seeing other people cry to it gets me every time.
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Oh boy, that gets EVERYONE, you're not alone. I don't think I cried watching it the first time (I think I was in an English class, maybe?) but seeing other people cry to it gets me every time.