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Geonn Cannon
@geonncannon.bsky.social
old-school village idiot.
innocent bystander.
writer.

He/him
https://linktr.ee/geonncannon
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Hi everyone! I'm a writer of original fiction (with lesbians) and official Stargate novels (they also have lesbians!)
Here's your one-stop shopping for all my novels, links to watch adaptations of my work, and everywhere else you can find me on the internet. #writing
linktr.ee/geonncannon
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It was Downey who coined the phrase in the LEVERAGE writers room “future episodes do not win out over present episodes”. Trust me, you’ll have more ideas. You’ll die full of them.
WRITING TIP, something simple but it catches many of us out: if you have a great/fun idea for your story, *use it now*.

Don’t save your ideas for some nebulous other story you might write tomorrow. I promise you’ll have more.

Break your story’s status quo. Go a step further. Use the big idea.
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If you're looking for gifts for someone who enjoys stories with lesbian leads solving/doing crimes, consider buying one of my books! Digital and paperback available for most (at the linktree in my bio). If you're in the US and want a signed copy, you can get in touch and we'll work it out. 😁
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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apparently the two turkeys pardoned by Trump have been arrested for committing a number of other crimes
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I said I was watching Inside No 9 in the hopes of inspiring my own writing. And I DID dream an entire IN9 episode but starring women (sorry, Reece and Steve)... but... the twist is actually really dark, and on a topic I'm not sure I'm the right writer to tackle...
#writing
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Benoit Blanc is the new Indiana Jones.
First: Classic.
Second: ....Okay maybe a misstep but fun, and people like it.
Third one: Locked in. Character firmly established, fantastic story, could outshadow the first.

Hopefully Benny's fourth outing will be better than Indy's.
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I was watching a Drew Carey episode this morning and spotted an uncredited pre-Always Sunny Kaitlin Olson in the background. I checked IMDB and discovered that she gets upgraded to a recurring character two episodes later.
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Y'know. If you wanna.

alterici.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I doubt I'm going to watch another series worthy of inclusion to this list over the next month, so! My top 10 favorite shows of 2025. I tried not to do repeats, just new stuff, but sometimes you just gotta. Taskmaster this year was s19 and 20, which were two of my favorite series ever. So...
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"You're not supposed to feel that way about your own script. You're supposed to be protective of it. I want a writer who totally believes in their work."
"But I am, I do! But equally, I don't mind completely changing it if it means it'll get made."
- Noel Clarke and Reece Shearsmith, Inside No 9
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My official Blanc ranking. I think KO flowed the best, and WUDM gave us a better feel for him as a character. GO felt like they leaned way too far into the comedy/slapstick of the series instead of just letting the humor happen. Also ZERO Gothic elements.

Knives Out
Wake Up Dead Man
Glass Onion
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"I'M SCARED ABOUT HOW MUCH I NEED WINE."
thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
These lazy AI motherfuckers are bringing laziness to new heights now. I'm surprised he's still willing to hit the damn button.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I love to see a petty victory lap from someone who was right the entire time and never backed down. 😄
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
1990s: "Oh my gosh, Liz Vassey is in this episode! I love her!"
2010s: "Oh my gosh, Liz Vassey knows who I am! And is my friend? And will be in my webseries??"

We were DMing about something she didn't think was quite right. We went back and forth until I suggested something she loved. And:
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Fortunately wrongly delivered (same number, wrong street) but I'm really annoyed for the recipient.

This was left on my door today between 2-3pm. City shuts down for Thanksgiving at 5pm. They're always closed on the weekend, so the first day these people can do anything is Monday. Literally 12/1.
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I joked about breaking the bot's brain here, but this was literally the last of these marketing scams when I was getting 3-4 a day up to this point. I think I really did finally break it.
I bullied a marketing scam bot so bad I think I broke something vital in its programming. "Stupid Human Being." 😂
#writing
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Motherfucker had the power to give us The Nice Guys 2 and he does this instead. He truly is a brain-dead monster.

Also, it would be hilarious if he dies before it comes out and he can never see it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
PSA, since we don't have a hive mind: Pluribus is on a day earlier this week for Americans celebrating food, and as a fun random surprise for the rest of the world.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If you haven't seen Spirited, maybe consider checking it out this season. Will Ferrell is great, Ryan Reynolds tips the scales toward charming instead of annoying. It's probably a little too long, but this song is just one of several things making me cry tonight.

open.spotify.com/track/0pIKUy...
Unredeemable
open.spotify.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Plot twist: the This is Fine dog is a time traveler, and all these years we've been using it to make fun of how bad things are, he's just being sincere. Remember how bad 2017 was? 2018?

He went back there and, compared to now? That WAS fine.
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well, I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Charlie Brown.
That's how they get you. They're under the goddamned ground, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM