Cookie Marie is a sleepy snuggly kitty today
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Cookie Marie is a sleepy snuggly kitty today
Baby girl what are you doing
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Baby girl what are you doing
They replaced the single lane with individual lanes at Costco food court because Americans are too stupid to queue
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
They replaced the single lane with individual lanes at Costco food court because Americans are too stupid to queue
Reposted by Josh H
Local Teen Walks In On Family Masturbating https://theonion.com/local-teen-walks-in-on-family-masturbating-1819575823/
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Local Teen Walks In On Family Masturbating https://theonion.com/local-teen-walks-in-on-family-masturbating-1819575823/
Remember when Princess Diana died and Elton John just reused a song about Marilyn Monroe to honor her passing
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Remember when Princess Diana died and Elton John just reused a song about Marilyn Monroe to honor her passing
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I MAY BE STUPID , - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I MAY BE STUPID , - dashare.zone ADMIN
Explain a film plot badly:
"Bring your child to work" day goes horribly wrong for war veteran's co-workers
"Bring your child to work" day goes horribly wrong for war veteran's co-workers
Explain a film plot badly:
Masculinity, mayhem, and a surprise HR violation.
Masculinity, mayhem, and a surprise HR violation.
Explain a film plot badly:
Rock collector swims through human waste.
Rock collector swims through human waste.
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Explain a film plot badly:
"Bring your child to work" day goes horribly wrong for war veteran's co-workers
"Bring your child to work" day goes horribly wrong for war veteran's co-workers
Dick Cheney tripped over his balls and died
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Dick Cheney tripped over his balls and died
Actual quote from Jonathan Puck, inventor of hockey:
There should be a guy one each team whose only job is to fight. Like when the queen chooses a knight to fight in her name.
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Actual quote from Jonathan Puck, inventor of hockey:
A single McDonalds hash brown is $3.69. Capitalism has failed
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
A single McDonalds hash brown is $3.69. Capitalism has failed
A jury of my peers? 12 improvisers who can't get through 90 seconds of conversation without doing bits?
a jury of my peers? 12 absolute stunners?
a jury of my peers? 12 weird loners who only want to play guitar stoned?
October 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
A jury of my peers? 12 improvisers who can't get through 90 seconds of conversation without doing bits?
It's like someone wove gray sweatpants into shoes
And they're fucking dope. No reason for them to go this hard.
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It's like someone wove gray sweatpants into shoes
If a baseball game doesn't end after 9 innings, the fans should be allowed to join the game
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If a baseball game doesn't end after 9 innings, the fans should be allowed to join the game
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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It is very funny to watch The Shield in 2025 and the police are like "We gotta take down these guys bringing in super marijuana from Vancouver"
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
It is very funny to watch The Shield in 2025 and the police are like "We gotta take down these guys bringing in super marijuana from Vancouver"
Consider this repost an endorsement
I don't want to be over the top, but I hate Joe Rogan with all my heart and wish only terrible things to happen to him for the rest of his life
Joe Rogan is confusing measles with chicken pox
October 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Consider this repost an endorsement
Just watched The Fourth Kind (2009). Bad movie! Did not enjoy it!
October 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Just watched The Fourth Kind (2009). Bad movie! Did not enjoy it!
I'm entering my Hawaiian shirt era and I'm loving it
October 25, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I'm entering my Hawaiian shirt era and I'm loving it
hey game developers it's 2025 if your game doesn't start in fullscreen mode and auto detect my extremely standard resolution i'm going to refund your game immediately without bothering
October 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
hey game developers it's 2025 if your game doesn't start in fullscreen mode and auto detect my extremely standard resolution i'm going to refund your game immediately without bothering
I can't believe anyone is talking about Graham Platner as a serious candidate. What do you mean you didn't know using 'gay' pejoratively was bad until you were 37
October 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I can't believe anyone is talking about Graham Platner as a serious candidate. What do you mean you didn't know using 'gay' pejoratively was bad until you were 37
People knew that ICE sucked even back in 2008 when Vic Mackey's ultimate punishment on The Shield was being forced to work for them for three years
October 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
People knew that ICE sucked even back in 2008 when Vic Mackey's ultimate punishment on The Shield was being forced to work for them for three years
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Goodnight everyone, and if you accidentally got an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattoo years ago and keep forgetting to get it covered up, maybe do that tomorrow and don’t spend any more extra years with an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattooed on your body
October 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Goodnight everyone, and if you accidentally got an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattoo years ago and keep forgetting to get it covered up, maybe do that tomorrow and don’t spend any more extra years with an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattooed on your body