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Pat Scaramuzza
@genocideman.bsky.social
Scientist, author, artist, madman. He/Him.

Creator of the comic 'Genocide Man', which is a celebration of life, believe it or not.

Day job is a calibration physicist for the USGS Landsat program. But here I'm mostly about art, writing, and politics.
If you're from Minnesota, this article is a great pat on the back. My favorite paragraph:
January 27, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Huh. Midwinter is not the time you'd expect to see cracks in the ICE. 😊
January 27, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I find it intriguing, in mythic terms, that the agents of darkness have so far unleashed their violence against that which was Good and Pretti.
January 24, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Well, I almost got into a fistfight at Chuck E. Cheese because I was wearing a mask around a horde of coughing kids.

Great start to 2026, everyone! 😁
January 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
What am I doing on New Year's Day, you ask? Well, we have the grandchild so, you know...I'm in hell.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
It's not official that we have a new dog yet, but my granddaughter has grown unreasonably fond of this one.

For those not keeping track, the scrawny white one is new. He's a foster that we are considering keeping.
December 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I was interviewed by Konstantine Paradias as part of his author interview series on YouTube! Konstantine is a short story and game writer who has worked on Raft and many other things. We geeked out a lot about sci-fi and the process of writing. Check it out!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyQM...
An Interview with Author Pat Scaramuzza
YouTube video by Συγγραφικό Στέκι
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Woke up in afib, I guess;
heart rate 154, pain in my chest.
Got it to 50, then normal 75,
so I guess I'm still alive.

Should sleep some more, I guess.
Hard to do when death's within your chest.
Two steps forward and I'll be fine.
When I take a step back, forgive my whine.
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I know I'm going to make enemies of people I admire, but I think this is the precisely wrong take on generative AI. 🧵
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Breaking news: I'm hearing reports that Ghislane Maxwell had a horse named Bubba, and I can't stop laughing about it. 😆 #Bubba #WhoisBubba
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Convincing you to read my novel by the first sentence. Share yours if you want!
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I'm honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Errata is never published.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

The drives were clicking.
October 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I've just been cocooning in games lately, and I made a mistake with Rimworld. It's a fine game, but if you've played Dwarf Fortress then Rimworld is deeply boring. Yes, lots of things can happen but you'll never see anything like that insanity of a dwarf fortress spiral.
September 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.

Hahahaha! I think I was eleven when I read this. Soft porn -- and *weird* porn -- definitely had an effect on this young boy's development.
August 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Someone -- and her grandmother -- is getting her first pedicure.

Hey grandfather, namely me, does not need anyone touching his feet, thank you.
August 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Just wanted to point out that we are on the timeline that now has an 'Official Porn Bot of the United States Government'.

So that's FUN.
July 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
You all know that I'm avoiding the news,
and I fell into a hole of Rap Battles on YouTube.
The flows are pretty good and the disses are fine,
but I'm worried that these songs are affecting my mind.
I'm talking in a rhythm and what's even worse,
everything I say is in two-line rhyme verse! 😁
July 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Post a picture of when your pet was little.
June 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My second submission. I think I prefer this one. Graphics can be misunderstood; words are clearer, and being a quote from a famous advocate of liberty gives a strong impression.
June 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Pour a bottle out for Landsat 7. At 1808z today, they switched my boy off.

L7 was the first satellite program I worked in and the first space launch I attended. While L7 had its problems I'm proud of the work we did calibrating it into the most accurate land cover satellite of its era. Vale, L7!
June 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This kid is just weird, and I approve!
May 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Here are two versions of a promo I made for Narrativity, the best little writing convention in the Midwest. Which one do you like better?

Narrativity is June 26-29 in Minneapolis this year! Hope to see some of you there! www.narrativity.fun
May 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
You can hate the MCU movies all you like, but Thunderbolts* was an excellent film that was the most emotional sci-fi work I've seen a long while. Thoughtful, timely (since everyone is depressed these days), and with fantastic emotive acting. Gotta give the MCU makers credit on this one!
May 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It's the First of May, and you all know what that means! Passing around this song is mandatory:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1GD...
Jonathan Coulton - First of May (Lyrics)
YouTube video by Jonathan SK
www.youtube.com
May 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I call this composition, "Grandpa is watching me this morning."
April 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM