Cam
@geniushimbo.bsky.social
He/Him
I'm many things but most of all I'm a hater.
Part nerd, part meathead, aspiring himbo
Life hard and cold
I'm many things but most of all I'm a hater.
Part nerd, part meathead, aspiring himbo
Life hard and cold
Kiddo (2): *puts sock on hand* it's puppet!
Me: oh what's the puppets name?
Kiddo: Sock (you idiot what else would it be?)
She didn't say that last part but it was heavily implied by her tone.
Me: oh what's the puppets name?
Kiddo: Sock (you idiot what else would it be?)
She didn't say that last part but it was heavily implied by her tone.
February 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Kiddo (2): *puts sock on hand* it's puppet!
Me: oh what's the puppets name?
Kiddo: Sock (you idiot what else would it be?)
She didn't say that last part but it was heavily implied by her tone.
Me: oh what's the puppets name?
Kiddo: Sock (you idiot what else would it be?)
She didn't say that last part but it was heavily implied by her tone.
Everything is terrible but amongst it all we are so back
February 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Everything is terrible but amongst it all we are so back
And I've always said that
They say before you embark on revenge to dig two graves. That's in case you get Super Revenge, where you kill a guy and get his buddy too
February 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
And I've always said that
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If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.
January 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.
open.spotify.com/track/03g8UU...
This song fucking rips and I will bump this as if I have real existential crises as I walk into my email and spread sheet job
This song fucking rips and I will bump this as if I have real existential crises as I walk into my email and spread sheet job
Caffeine
open.spotify.com
January 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
open.spotify.com/track/03g8UU...
This song fucking rips and I will bump this as if I have real existential crises as I walk into my email and spread sheet job
This song fucking rips and I will bump this as if I have real existential crises as I walk into my email and spread sheet job
Today in "is trying to have muscles really worth it" I genuinely meant this text and then hated that I meant it
January 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Today in "is trying to have muscles really worth it" I genuinely meant this text and then hated that I meant it
I've said plenty of dramatic things over my life but yesterday vowing to my mother that I will outlive my younger brother so that I can piss on his grave may be the top of the list.
Yes I have gotten back into reading fantasy why do you ask?
Yes I have gotten back into reading fantasy why do you ask?
January 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I've said plenty of dramatic things over my life but yesterday vowing to my mother that I will outlive my younger brother so that I can piss on his grave may be the top of the list.
Yes I have gotten back into reading fantasy why do you ask?
Yes I have gotten back into reading fantasy why do you ask?
A year and change ago my wife's best friend said "other than your wife you're the nerdiest person I know" and I was deeply offended because in my mind I'm in the gym as much or more than everyone you know.
January 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
A year and change ago my wife's best friend said "other than your wife you're the nerdiest person I know" and I was deeply offended because in my mind I'm in the gym as much or more than everyone you know.
You ever feel like today's the day I fix everything in my life and then you have to take a step back and ask "Am I having a manic episode or did I actually time protein and caffeine intake right for once?"
January 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You ever feel like today's the day I fix everything in my life and then you have to take a step back and ask "Am I having a manic episode or did I actually time protein and caffeine intake right for once?"
Every once in a while I remember that as a kid I wanted to grow up to be "the strong silent type" only for my only employable skill for the last 10 years to be talking pretty good and listening slightly better.
January 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Every once in a while I remember that as a kid I wanted to grow up to be "the strong silent type" only for my only employable skill for the last 10 years to be talking pretty good and listening slightly better.
Sometimes that I make a meal that is so visually appalling that I question, are the muscles you want worth this? Unfortunately wanting muscles is a top 3 priority and so here I am eating slop
January 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Sometimes that I make a meal that is so visually appalling that I question, are the muscles you want worth this? Unfortunately wanting muscles is a top 3 priority and so here I am eating slop
Hilariously @leiahuttslayer.bsky.social got me a One piece blind bag clip and lo and behold, Gumby with titties
December 25, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Hilariously @leiahuttslayer.bsky.social got me a One piece blind bag clip and lo and behold, Gumby with titties
This morning when I brought my daughter downstairs she looked at the lit Christmas tree in our living room and said softly "I love Christmas" and suddenly this tree is the best $150 I've ever spent.
December 15, 2024 at 2:20 PM
This morning when I brought my daughter downstairs she looked at the lit Christmas tree in our living room and said softly "I love Christmas" and suddenly this tree is the best $150 I've ever spent.
Took a sick day. Watching one piece.
Wife is also off today.
"Why the noodle arms? Oda, why the noodle arms and mommy milkers? It's giving Gumby with titties"
Wife is also off today.
"Why the noodle arms? Oda, why the noodle arms and mommy milkers? It's giving Gumby with titties"
December 13, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Took a sick day. Watching one piece.
Wife is also off today.
"Why the noodle arms? Oda, why the noodle arms and mommy milkers? It's giving Gumby with titties"
Wife is also off today.
"Why the noodle arms? Oda, why the noodle arms and mommy milkers? It's giving Gumby with titties"
My private school education didn't give me much but it did teach me the chorus of 'Oh Come All Yee Faithful' in Latin. It turns out that this is a life skill because if you sing it to a toddler they will be so sick of you they will go to bed without fighting you.
December 12, 2024 at 12:23 AM
My private school education didn't give me much but it did teach me the chorus of 'Oh Come All Yee Faithful' in Latin. It turns out that this is a life skill because if you sing it to a toddler they will be so sick of you they will go to bed without fighting you.
Starting from scratch on bluesky has really allowed me to get back to my nonsense shit posting roots
December 8, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Starting from scratch on bluesky has really allowed me to get back to my nonsense shit posting roots
POV: At gym listening to my own Spotify top 100 and thinking about how immaculate of a playlist it is.
December 8, 2024 at 3:50 PM
POV: At gym listening to my own Spotify top 100 and thinking about how immaculate of a playlist it is.
Inside you are two wolve
Neither of them are actually wolves
One is a pilates princess the other is a plane lifting Mammoth
Neither of them are actually wolves
One is a pilates princess the other is a plane lifting Mammoth
December 6, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Inside you are two wolve
Neither of them are actually wolves
One is a pilates princess the other is a plane lifting Mammoth
Neither of them are actually wolves
One is a pilates princess the other is a plane lifting Mammoth
Had a dream I ran into my ex-girlfriend from highschool who I was friends with until her then-boyfriend now-husband didn't like our friendship and I let it be.
In the dream immediately called him out for having a bad handshake.
Glad to see I'm consistent even in my subconscious.
In the dream immediately called him out for having a bad handshake.
Glad to see I'm consistent even in my subconscious.
December 6, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Had a dream I ran into my ex-girlfriend from highschool who I was friends with until her then-boyfriend now-husband didn't like our friendship and I let it be.
In the dream immediately called him out for having a bad handshake.
Glad to see I'm consistent even in my subconscious.
In the dream immediately called him out for having a bad handshake.
Glad to see I'm consistent even in my subconscious.
Spotify wrapped slack thread at work. Only one person has more minutes than me and we both double the average person's listening time.
I listen to more podcasts than most people do cumulatively.
I'm starting to think marrying a yapper is part of a pathological avoidance of quiet
I listen to more podcasts than most people do cumulatively.
I'm starting to think marrying a yapper is part of a pathological avoidance of quiet
December 4, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Spotify wrapped slack thread at work. Only one person has more minutes than me and we both double the average person's listening time.
I listen to more podcasts than most people do cumulatively.
I'm starting to think marrying a yapper is part of a pathological avoidance of quiet
I listen to more podcasts than most people do cumulatively.
I'm starting to think marrying a yapper is part of a pathological avoidance of quiet
Every time I give Little Caesars a chance I'm reminded how much I hate Little Caesars
And I'd say that to his face if he got on a step stool and faced me like a man
And I'd say that to his face if he got on a step stool and faced me like a man
December 3, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Every time I give Little Caesars a chance I'm reminded how much I hate Little Caesars
And I'd say that to his face if he got on a step stool and faced me like a man
And I'd say that to his face if he got on a step stool and faced me like a man
Questionable photography sure but actually felt big(in a good way) for the first time in a minute
December 3, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Questionable photography sure but actually felt big(in a good way) for the first time in a minute
Pro Marriage tip: If your wife is having a problem, remind her that it's not something you'd have a problem with.
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November 29, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Pro Marriage tip: If your wife is having a problem, remind her that it's not something you'd have a problem with.
Follow for more marriage advice
Follow for more marriage advice