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@geniushimbo.bsky.social
He/Him
I'm many things but most of all I'm a hater.
Part nerd, part meathead, aspiring himbo
Life hard and cold
I'm many things but most of all I'm a hater.
Part nerd, part meathead, aspiring himbo
Life hard and cold
Everything is terrible but amongst it all we are so back
February 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Everything is terrible but amongst it all we are so back
Today in "is trying to have muscles really worth it" I genuinely meant this text and then hated that I meant it
January 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Today in "is trying to have muscles really worth it" I genuinely meant this text and then hated that I meant it
Hilariously @leiahuttslayer.bsky.social got me a One piece blind bag clip and lo and behold, Gumby with titties
December 25, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Hilariously @leiahuttslayer.bsky.social got me a One piece blind bag clip and lo and behold, Gumby with titties
POV: At gym listening to my own Spotify top 100 and thinking about how immaculate of a playlist it is.
December 8, 2024 at 3:50 PM
POV: At gym listening to my own Spotify top 100 and thinking about how immaculate of a playlist it is.
Inside you are two wolve
Neither of them are actually wolves
One is a pilates princess the other is a plane lifting Mammoth
Neither of them are actually wolves
One is a pilates princess the other is a plane lifting Mammoth
December 6, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Inside you are two wolve
Neither of them are actually wolves
One is a pilates princess the other is a plane lifting Mammoth
Neither of them are actually wolves
One is a pilates princess the other is a plane lifting Mammoth
Questionable photography sure but actually felt big(in a good way) for the first time in a minute
December 3, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Questionable photography sure but actually felt big(in a good way) for the first time in a minute
Pro Marriage tip: If your wife is having a problem, remind her that it's not something you'd have a problem with.
Follow for more marriage advice
Follow for more marriage advice
November 29, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Pro Marriage tip: If your wife is having a problem, remind her that it's not something you'd have a problem with.
Follow for more marriage advice
Follow for more marriage advice
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 14, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Don't forget to track your weekly/biweekly/quarterly menstrual cycle
November 12, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Don't forget to track your weekly/biweekly/quarterly menstrual cycle
My pronouns are he
Not him
Because I'll never be him
Not him
Because I'll never be him
February 18, 2024 at 5:24 PM
My pronouns are he
Not him
Because I'll never be him
Not him
Because I'll never be him
Pardon me pizza hut!?
February 14, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Pardon me pizza hut!?
In the tone of captain Holt's "Bone"
Gloom!
GLOOM?
GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!?!?!?
Gloom!
GLOOM?
GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!?!?!?
February 13, 2024 at 7:57 PM
In the tone of captain Holt's "Bone"
Gloom!
GLOOM?
GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!?!?!?
Gloom!
GLOOM?
GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!?!?!?
So why'd you marry your wife?
External monologue: I've never met a more caring and loving person who's sure enough of themselves to always be proud to like what they like
Internal monologue:
External monologue: I've never met a more caring and loving person who's sure enough of themselves to always be proud to like what they like
Internal monologue:
February 12, 2024 at 7:24 PM
So why'd you marry your wife?
External monologue: I've never met a more caring and loving person who's sure enough of themselves to always be proud to like what they like
Internal monologue:
External monologue: I've never met a more caring and loving person who's sure enough of themselves to always be proud to like what they like
Internal monologue:
"Guys literally only want one thing and it's disgusting"
The one thing:
The one thing:
November 10, 2023 at 4:56 PM
"Guys literally only want one thing and it's disgusting"
The one thing:
The one thing:
Why does the gym lighting go so hard until I try to take a picture?
Inb4 large shoulder the size of small boulder
Inb4 large shoulder the size of small boulder
October 28, 2023 at 8:16 PM
Why does the gym lighting go so hard until I try to take a picture?
Inb4 large shoulder the size of small boulder
Inb4 large shoulder the size of small boulder