Ged Yates
gedyates.bsky.social
Ged Yates
@gedyates.bsky.social
Writer.
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January 17, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Disappointing lack of dildoes, dead bodies or inappropriate wildlife in the reflections there.
January 16, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Except that bloke who took out a court order to stop The Clash’s singer using them. He tried to ban Joe’s banjos.
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
“They injected a light into me, a really bright light. The brightest.”
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Putting the ‘dick’ in dictator.

I wish I hadn’t typed that now. I feel like I’ve sullied myself.
January 15, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Where do I sign up?
January 15, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Snail Mewl Print Club?

Or would that mean they all have to be kittens?
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
It’s ridiculous (and disgraceful, and depressing) that a company supposedly aimed at encouraging reading would even countenance the inclusion of AI work.
January 14, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Reposted by Ged Yates
To Kajagoogoo first you must Thinklikeagoogoo.
January 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Warringtonandonandon
January 14, 2026 at 12:21 PM
January 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Lord have Mersey.
January 13, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Mine are mostly controlled by the Sprout, Stout, Cabbage and Leek, but I prefer the Haudenosaunee folklore…
In Haudenosaunee mythology, the winds are controlled by the giant Gaoh, who lives in a lodge in the Western Sky. He set the Bear, Moose, Panther & Fawn in charge of the 4 directional winds.
January 12, 2026 at 5:29 PM
It’s a web of lies.
January 12, 2026 at 12:20 PM
It’s just a con by Big Weather.
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Four days now and I’m still laughing at these. Brilliant work.
January 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
It only adds to the appal.
January 8, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Meditation. In the morning and just before bed. Doesn’t half help with sleep quality.
January 8, 2026 at 12:49 PM
It’ll pitta out before it hits us.
January 8, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Eric Clapton is in that word search but not in the list of names.

#nerdalert
January 7, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Wartime Popaganda.
January 7, 2026 at 11:41 AM
‘The past is another country. They go to work on an egg there.’
‘The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. Should have gone to Radio Rentals!’
reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
January 7, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Why would you want to freeze peaches?
January 7, 2026 at 10:07 AM
This is so completely on the nose it makes your eyes water.

I have no idea what Keir Starmer thinks of the arts and culture (and the ‘creative industries’ if you want to make it all about the economy) but the actions of his government would indicate it’s absolutely fuck all.
If the UK government had a Culture Secretary, that person would be in a position to take a view about whether child porn on demand was a good thing, or a bad thing. thecritic.co.uk/brin...
January 7, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Madge will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
January 7, 2026 at 8:16 AM