Gage
@gayjolsen.bsky.social
Currently recording the first ever rock ‘n’ roll album by a middle-aged white man.
He/Him
Ha’way the lads.
He/Him
Ha’way the lads.
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Gage
@gayjolsen.bsky.social
· Dec 26
Just gonna workshop lyrics right here in front of everyone when I’m feeding my baby in the middle of the night that is super chill and cool content people like.
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the thing about the roblox interview is that he's more or less just saying out loud what every social media & gacha CEO has been doing for the last 10+ years. selling kids gambling with the minimal legally allowed guardrails is hot profits rn
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
the thing about the roblox interview is that he's more or less just saying out loud what every social media & gacha CEO has been doing for the last 10+ years. selling kids gambling with the minimal legally allowed guardrails is hot profits rn
Been on macOS for nine months and finally I’m ready to just say it:
This shit sucks.
This shit sucks.
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Been on macOS for nine months and finally I’m ready to just say it:
This shit sucks.
This shit sucks.
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The center of the sports world tonight is Las Vegas (F1 quali and Hawaii/UNLV obvs)
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The center of the sports world tonight is Las Vegas (F1 quali and Hawaii/UNLV obvs)
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“By number 77 of the Lakers”
😂 Billy is wild tonight
😂 Billy is wild tonight
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
“By number 77 of the Lakers”
😂 Billy is wild tonight
😂 Billy is wild tonight
Sufjan Stevens apparently can't be expected to record 50 albums for every state yet somehow the "Strange Planet" guy can make content for all 50 states like once a week.
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sufjan Stevens apparently can't be expected to record 50 albums for every state yet somehow the "Strange Planet" guy can make content for all 50 states like once a week.
Every bus driver I know in my personal life should be Mayor.
My bus driver just called out the people watching videos on speaker and I think we should make him mayor
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Every bus driver I know in my personal life should be Mayor.
I do legitimately feel for the Jazz organization on one thing, Laurie Markkanen really is that good, they cannot tank with him. But there has never been a rumored trade package offered that wouldn’t have been insulting for what he is.
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I do legitimately feel for the Jazz organization on one thing, Laurie Markkanen really is that good, they cannot tank with him. But there has never been a rumored trade package offered that wouldn’t have been insulting for what he is.
I’ll say it, I’m glad the Jazz are past the highlighter phase, but the current aesthetic is still below everything we wore during the Gobert era except the mustard jerseys
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I’ll say it, I’m glad the Jazz are past the highlighter phase, but the current aesthetic is still below everything we wore during the Gobert era except the mustard jerseys
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jazz bulls 2OT feels like a punishment somehow
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
jazz bulls 2OT feels like a punishment somehow
The Jazz are exactly good enough this year to make sure no one has fun
What on earth is this Bulls/Jazz game
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The Jazz are exactly good enough this year to make sure no one has fun
Ace Bailey at five fouls, time for him to start becoming a superstar and begin mauling everyone and having the refs swallow their whistle because they don’t wanna foil him out.
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Ace Bailey at five fouls, time for him to start becoming a superstar and begin mauling everyone and having the refs swallow their whistle because they don’t wanna foil him out.
I love that the Zions bank commercial still skips the black and highlighter yellow era
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I love that the Zions bank commercial still skips the black and highlighter yellow era
Even now seeing the bulls playing against the Jazz stirs up deep sports trauma
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Even now seeing the bulls playing against the Jazz stirs up deep sports trauma
Some Things Last a Long Time by Built to Spill on Apple Music
Song · 1996 · Duration 5:11
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November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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My newest image of the Elephant Trunk Nebula and the IC 1396 region is built from nearly 1000 individual deep-sky exposures totaling 81 hours of integration time.
The long integration reveals the full structure of a collapsing molecular cloud inside a giant H II region about 2,400 light-years away.
The long integration reveals the full structure of a collapsing molecular cloud inside a giant H II region about 2,400 light-years away.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My newest image of the Elephant Trunk Nebula and the IC 1396 region is built from nearly 1000 individual deep-sky exposures totaling 81 hours of integration time.
The long integration reveals the full structure of a collapsing molecular cloud inside a giant H II region about 2,400 light-years away.
The long integration reveals the full structure of a collapsing molecular cloud inside a giant H II region about 2,400 light-years away.
LeBron retiring will be weirder, but Steph retiring will be sadder
I don't really ever get sick of Stephen Curry
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
LeBron retiring will be weirder, but Steph retiring will be sadder
Playing hide and go seek and learning my sons are fuckin snitches. 😓
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Playing hide and go seek and learning my sons are fuckin snitches. 😓
This is almost as bad as when Brandon Davies had consensual sex with his girlfriend.
a BYU basketball player got cited for a DUI.....at 11:50 AM? Man got a DUI at lunchtime?!?
www.ksl.com/article/5140...
www.ksl.com/article/5140...
BYU basketball's Kennard Davis Jr. arrested, cited for DUI following crash
A BYU basketball player was arrested following a car crash at the intersection of 900 West and Center Street in Provo, according to a statement from Provo police Thursday night.
www.ksl.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This is almost as bad as when Brandon Davies had consensual sex with his girlfriend.
@thirstinmore.bsky.social ur thoughts friendo?
did you hear the new robyn
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
@thirstinmore.bsky.social ur thoughts friendo?
OK, so I know drain the swamp was the rally and cry for tacit fascists but damn centrist Democrats really need to spend some time in front of the mirror to learn about what might be driving that being so resonant.
NEW: Before the recent Epstein disclosures, Larry Summers was poised to lead the economic policy plank for the Democrats' "Project 2029" effort at the Center for American Progress. He signed off on a housing policy paper CAP was prepping for next week.
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Epstein Confidant Larry Summers Guiding Democrats’ ‘Project 2029’ - The American Prospect
Summers was overseeing the economic policy plank of the Center for American Progress’s effort. Emails released this week show him in regular contact with Jeffrey Epstein.
prospect.org
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
OK, so I know drain the swamp was the rally and cry for tacit fascists but damn centrist Democrats really need to spend some time in front of the mirror to learn about what might be driving that being so resonant.
Jazz legit would’ve been a play-in team if Kessler stayed healthy.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Jazz legit would’ve been a play-in team if Kessler stayed healthy.
Biggest bag fumble in sports marketing history by Under Armour. They had the most popular player in the league, a once in a lifetime opportunity to eat into the basketball market share and they couldn’t make a decent looking shoe for him.
Stephen Curry and Under Armour have mutually agreed to part ways, ending a partnership that began when Curry signed away from Nike in 2013.
Curry is now a sneaker free agent and can find a new retail partner for his Curry Brand.
Curry is now a sneaker free agent and can find a new retail partner for his Curry Brand.
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Biggest bag fumble in sports marketing history by Under Armour. They had the most popular player in the league, a once in a lifetime opportunity to eat into the basketball market share and they couldn’t make a decent looking shoe for him.