shane
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NUFC/Utes/Jazz
just here for the zipline
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NUFC/Utes/Jazz
just here for the zipline
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Anyone want to go get breakfast at Sears?
February 8, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Anyone want to go get breakfast at Sears?
All I want is a smoothie to help soothe my sore throat. There is 1 smoothie place in my area and they aren’t on any delivery apps.
Why does god give his toughest battles to his sickest soldiers?
Why does god give his toughest battles to his sickest soldiers?
February 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
All I want is a smoothie to help soothe my sore throat. There is 1 smoothie place in my area and they aren’t on any delivery apps.
Why does god give his toughest battles to his sickest soldiers?
Why does god give his toughest battles to his sickest soldiers?
Day 5 of the flu and I was ready to die but then I remembered I have to outlive the orange guy
February 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Day 5 of the flu and I was ready to die but then I remembered I have to outlive the orange guy
I had a Teams call with someone named Ilya today. Yes, we talked about it.
February 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I had a Teams call with someone named Ilya today. Yes, we talked about it.
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Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
Dammit. Take me instead
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Dammit. Take me instead
I’ve been telling people I’m 5’11” my entire adult life. It’s on my drivers license as 5’11”. I got measured without shoes at the doctors office last week and I’m actually 6’ exactly! I am so proud of myself.
just say you're 5'11"
sincerely, a person who is actually 5'11 and 1/2
sincerely, a person who is actually 5'11 and 1/2
6'0" person here. People always wanna break out the tape when they ask me how tall I am, and I tell them I'm exactly 6'0" "nUh uH! yOu'Re 5'11!" THEN WHY'D YOU £UCKIN ASK?😡
January 26, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I’ve been telling people I’m 5’11” my entire adult life. It’s on my drivers license as 5’11”. I got measured without shoes at the doctors office last week and I’m actually 6’ exactly! I am so proud of myself.
This is the most disgustingly awful take I’ve seen on what happened. I need this guy to get mauled by a grizzly.
BASH: It feels as though you're blaming the victim here
BOVINO: The victims are the Border Patrol agents. I'm not blaming the Border Patrol agents. The victims are the Border Patrol agents.
BOVINO: The victims are the Border Patrol agents. I'm not blaming the Border Patrol agents. The victims are the Border Patrol agents.
January 25, 2026 at 2:40 PM
This is the most disgustingly awful take I’ve seen on what happened. I need this guy to get mauled by a grizzly.
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i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
I think we had an earthquake? My chair just started rocking lmaooooo
January 22, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I think we had an earthquake? My chair just started rocking lmaooooo
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I am once again raising money for Suicide Prevention. This copied post explains why. Please read it, I did this instead of 15 posts clogging your timeline. I need your help!
www.theovernight.org/participant/...
Suicide is preventable
IF YOU ARE STRUGGLING, PLEASE GET HELP!
www.theovernight.org/participant/...
Suicide is preventable
IF YOU ARE STRUGGLING, PLEASE GET HELP!
January 21, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I am once again raising money for Suicide Prevention. This copied post explains why. Please read it, I did this instead of 15 posts clogging your timeline. I need your help!
www.theovernight.org/participant/...
Suicide is preventable
IF YOU ARE STRUGGLING, PLEASE GET HELP!
www.theovernight.org/participant/...
Suicide is preventable
IF YOU ARE STRUGGLING, PLEASE GET HELP!
17 million, but who’s counting?
Trump: "World War 1 -- they lost 100 million people. It actually ended World War 1. A lot of people don't know. The Spanish flu in World War 1 ended the war."
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
17 million, but who’s counting?
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Last night I finished up my image of the Lobster Claw Nebula!
Located 11,000 light-years away in the constellation Cassiopeia, the Lobster Claw is a massive H-II emission nebula spanning roughly 100 light-years across.
Located 11,000 light-years away in the constellation Cassiopeia, the Lobster Claw is a massive H-II emission nebula spanning roughly 100 light-years across.
January 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Last night I finished up my image of the Lobster Claw Nebula!
Located 11,000 light-years away in the constellation Cassiopeia, the Lobster Claw is a massive H-II emission nebula spanning roughly 100 light-years across.
Located 11,000 light-years away in the constellation Cassiopeia, the Lobster Claw is a massive H-II emission nebula spanning roughly 100 light-years across.
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Presenting my latest Astro photo- Jellyfish Nebula! I spent nearly 2 months collecting the data for this one.
What you’re seeing is the glowing aftermath of a massive star that exploded thousands of years ago, sending shockwaves rippling through space.
What you’re seeing is the glowing aftermath of a massive star that exploded thousands of years ago, sending shockwaves rippling through space.
January 18, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Presenting my latest Astro photo- Jellyfish Nebula! I spent nearly 2 months collecting the data for this one.
What you’re seeing is the glowing aftermath of a massive star that exploded thousands of years ago, sending shockwaves rippling through space.
What you’re seeing is the glowing aftermath of a massive star that exploded thousands of years ago, sending shockwaves rippling through space.
Presenting my latest Astro photo- Jellyfish Nebula! I spent nearly 2 months collecting the data for this one.
What you’re seeing is the glowing aftermath of a massive star that exploded thousands of years ago, sending shockwaves rippling through space.
What you’re seeing is the glowing aftermath of a massive star that exploded thousands of years ago, sending shockwaves rippling through space.
January 18, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Presenting my latest Astro photo- Jellyfish Nebula! I spent nearly 2 months collecting the data for this one.
What you’re seeing is the glowing aftermath of a massive star that exploded thousands of years ago, sending shockwaves rippling through space.
What you’re seeing is the glowing aftermath of a massive star that exploded thousands of years ago, sending shockwaves rippling through space.
Last night I finished up my image of the Lobster Claw Nebula!
Located 11,000 light-years away in the constellation Cassiopeia, the Lobster Claw is a massive H-II emission nebula spanning roughly 100 light-years across.
Located 11,000 light-years away in the constellation Cassiopeia, the Lobster Claw is a massive H-II emission nebula spanning roughly 100 light-years across.
January 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Last night I finished up my image of the Lobster Claw Nebula!
Located 11,000 light-years away in the constellation Cassiopeia, the Lobster Claw is a massive H-II emission nebula spanning roughly 100 light-years across.
Located 11,000 light-years away in the constellation Cassiopeia, the Lobster Claw is a massive H-II emission nebula spanning roughly 100 light-years across.
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Thinking about a new Alabama alt - pure houndstooth.
January 14, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Thinking about a new Alabama alt - pure houndstooth.
Just a PSA. Don’t take anything too serious from chatgpt.
January 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Just a PSA. Don’t take anything too serious from chatgpt.
Scalley will never lose a game!
December 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Scalley will never lose a game!
What if Morgan Scalley was the brain behind whitts coaching the whole time
December 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
What if Morgan Scalley was the brain behind whitts coaching the whole time
Imagine being a famous rich coach and you make a brisket so dry that some random guy in Utah remembers it years later.
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Imagine being a famous rich coach and you make a brisket so dry that some random guy in Utah remembers it years later.
Matt Rhule is a dork! Jk, I don’t really know anything about him. Other than he eats a lot of corn which is honestly fine. And I’m sure he barbecues better than Lincoln Riley. Remember his brisket? He nearly broke the internet!
December 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Matt Rhule is a dork! Jk, I don’t really know anything about him. Other than he eats a lot of corn which is honestly fine. And I’m sure he barbecues better than Lincoln Riley. Remember his brisket? He nearly broke the internet!
I do NOT want to lose the SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl to a team named after corn husks. I simply will not be ok with this.
December 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I do NOT want to lose the SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl to a team named after corn husks. I simply will not be ok with this.
Just made this for dinner!
December 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Just made this for dinner!