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21M, He/Him/They; Gay🏳️‍🌈, College Student who’s pretty based, but pretty progressive. I also love art and photography. Also, I’m a pretty goofy birb.


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dandychilla.bsky.social
Got an incredibly awesome "Mini" commission of my Quaquaval by the amazing @shrimposaurus.bsky.social!!!

Ready for a good time~
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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npr.org
The information contradicts the Trump administration's narrative that it is targeting the "worst of the worst" when conducting immigration enforcement. and seems to violate a 2022 federal consent decree that puts strong conditions on warrantless arrests. n.pr/4i6rNLX
DOJ records show hundreds of immigrants arrested in Chicago had no criminal records
The information contradicts the Trump administration's narrative that it is targeting the "worst of the worst" when conducting immigration enforcement. and seems to violate a 2022 federal consent decree that puts strong conditions on warrantless arrests.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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taiga080521.bsky.social
ぽこポケ楽しみFA🌳
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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taiga080521.bsky.social
ボツ案
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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tablespoonart.bsky.social
Playing through Burrows and it keeps cracking me up cause this will constantly be Grey's contribution to a scene LOL 😭
Grey from Burrows as #notverywokeofyou homelander LOL
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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patto.ca
Heeeeer'es KRAMPUS for Docordog!
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
How to Food - Gator Days
How to Food - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 August has a variety of ingredients on the kitchen counter. Including "Meaty Sodium Strips", cheese, eggs, an onion, a tomato, and what one might assume is olive oil but the bottle says "All of Oil" so honestly, I don't know what it is. Gustopher is unsure what this is all about. August is wearing his "COOKING PAPA" apron. Gustopher: Are you making omelettes? August: I'm teaching you how to make them. Panel 2 Gustopher is surprised. His Dad has always taken care of the majority of cooking. The Meaty Sodium Strips are just chilling on the counter. Gustopher: Really? You always make breakfast. August: I won't always be around to make it. Panel 3 Suddenly, Gustopher is hit with an overwhelming sense of dread. He's not really registering what his dad is saying. The Meaty Sodium Strips sit menacingly on the counter. August: And learning to cook is important. First we should- Panel 4 Gustopher flings his arms in the air and yells out- Gustopher: I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE! It occurs to August that he probably could have phrased his comment about not being around to make breakfast a little better. The Meaty Sodium Strips want you to know that one strip contains five hundred times your recommended daily allotment of sodium.
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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reishusky.bsky.social
The sun in your eyes

🎨:Jocial
October 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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dailybunnies.bsky.social
A white bunny with gray spots is snuggled in an orange pet bed, covered with a yellow towel.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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gbbranstetter.bsky.social
The ICAO is who you need to lobby if you want to remove gender from all passports altogether, which is why American trans activists have largely focused on the ability to update/change your gender marker
erininthemorning.com Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 1d
In somewhat good news, today the state department website has changed the answer to this question to defer to ICAO policy. Sources still tell me that there is some appetite for invalidation/reversion of passports issued under the injunction, but this message will be welcome to many trans people.
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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corrsk.bsky.social
Oh you know that guy (from 2022) is coming back with his infinite CEO wisdom.
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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guacy900.bsky.social
Early bird
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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birbpan.bsky.social
Pan going to the market
He doesn't get why they're staring!
Just wearing some traditional garbs!
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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plorbo.gay
人们永远不会理解那些“Cringe ass Nae Nae Baby”跑到你面前，当着所有人的面踢你屁股，而你的母亲却在后面哭泣的痛苦。

我的勃起功能障碍将永远让我在马里奥赛车游戏中表现糟糕。
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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kobolddragon.bsky.social
dragon: kobold did you eat the glowing cave mushrooms 
kobold: uuuuh no 
dragon: why is there bite marks in them 
kobold: sega playstation
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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madamekatacomb.bsky.social
IT BEGINS 🐦
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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bbud.bsky.social
Be wary of lingering spirits
A comic featuring the possum Kacie Kibler and an overly-friendly spirit: Panel 1: Kacie waves to the green orb in front of him. "Oh, hey there, ghost. Sorry, but Halloween's over now! Time to go haunt someplace else!" Panel 2: The ghost zips straight into the possum's crotch. Kacie looks surprised and exclaims "Uhhwhuh?!" Panel 3: Kacie unbuttons his pants and reveals his flaccid cock, which is now eminating the same green glow as the ghost. "Uhh, lil' dude? I didn't mean me! I meant like an old mansion or a graveyard or-" Panel 4: Kacie stops midsentence as his penis immediately hardens, growing to twice its size. He arches his back and lets out a surprised yelp as his cock shoots a rope of cum freely into the air.
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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junlper.beer
i think transphobia will continue to not really take off in the united states as an electoral issue simply because it feels intensely british
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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handle.invalid
A party that couldn't endorse Mamdani. . . has room for Marjorie Taylor Greene

The party can burn in hell
acyn.bsky.social Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 2d
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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theonion.com
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring an end to what he described as an anti-American trend in filmmaking, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday imposing a 100% tax on the profits of movi...
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November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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nastybatty.bsky.social
kass please call me i need you so bad......
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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acute.dog
You have seen a coyote. Your Monday is now improved.

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a coyote fursuiter lying on a bench
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
gayflamingo.bsky.social
Dodging a Cursed December with this one
Please Do Not Touch Unless You Are Nude. Buckles, Buttons, Zippers, and Jewelry all scratch
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM