Gareth Green
@garethgreen.bsky.social
He/Him. Thinks ALIEN 3 is the second best Alien film. Part time writer about films (Starburst Magazine, ZombieHamster, and Popcorn Digest). Full time Ridley Scott-stan. Always on the lookout for film writing work!
Watching The X Files and this police sketch is giving Sexy Squidward meets Jeffrey Epstein
February 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Watching The X Files and this police sketch is giving Sexy Squidward meets Jeffrey Epstein
Rare that a film argues in favour of suicide as the answer to emotional trauma, but Return to Silent Hill takes a good run at it.
January 28, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Rare that a film argues in favour of suicide as the answer to emotional trauma, but Return to Silent Hill takes a good run at it.
In the coming days, weeks, months and years, there will be a number of people who come forward talking about how they were wrong for joining ICE. How they fell in with a bad crowd or they were duped by an ideal. They will want to apologise.
Don’t fucking let them. Let them drown in their shame.
Don’t fucking let them. Let them drown in their shame.
January 26, 2026 at 9:11 PM
In the coming days, weeks, months and years, there will be a number of people who come forward talking about how they were wrong for joining ICE. How they fell in with a bad crowd or they were duped by an ideal. They will want to apologise.
Don’t fucking let them. Let them drown in their shame.
Don’t fucking let them. Let them drown in their shame.
Listening to the latest Smersh pod episode and @johnrain.co.uk is talking about 'his pet monster that he keeps in a cage'.
The chastity cage community is delighted with this!
The chastity cage community is delighted with this!
January 26, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Listening to the latest Smersh pod episode and @johnrain.co.uk is talking about 'his pet monster that he keeps in a cage'.
The chastity cage community is delighted with this!
The chastity cage community is delighted with this!
Paused this youtube video at the wrong time, while taking calls at work. Makes it look like I was watching the Pain Olympics.
January 26, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Paused this youtube video at the wrong time, while taking calls at work. Makes it look like I was watching the Pain Olympics.
I want to share something a little bright in this hopeless world, but it starts a little sad.
Last weekend we lost my forever pup Holly after a short but devastating illness. As a family we are broken, but I found this in my daughter’s bag, given to her by a friend at school and it is so healing.
Last weekend we lost my forever pup Holly after a short but devastating illness. As a family we are broken, but I found this in my daughter’s bag, given to her by a friend at school and it is so healing.
January 21, 2026 at 11:21 AM
I want to share something a little bright in this hopeless world, but it starts a little sad.
Last weekend we lost my forever pup Holly after a short but devastating illness. As a family we are broken, but I found this in my daughter’s bag, given to her by a friend at school and it is so healing.
Last weekend we lost my forever pup Holly after a short but devastating illness. As a family we are broken, but I found this in my daughter’s bag, given to her by a friend at school and it is so healing.
Cutter's Way is one of my favourite first-time-watches from the past year. John Heard's as the titular tortured soul is the defining of his career. Bridges is great as the moody lead, unsure of the journey he's on every step of the way. And Lisa Eichhorn is particularly heartbreaking as Mo.
"all anti-heroic character studies, unresolved narratives, and introspective examinations of the damaged American psyche": Ivan Passer's superb, elliptical, belated neo-noir CUTTER'S WAY (1980) screens 6.30pm tonight at @thenickelcinema.bsky.social, London. projectedfigures.com/2016/04/23/c...
Cutter's Way (1981) - Projected Figures
Exceptional script, direction and performances make Ivan Passer's elliptical, belated neo-noir CUTTER'S WAY a forgotten classic.
projectedfigures.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Cutter's Way is one of my favourite first-time-watches from the past year. John Heard's as the titular tortured soul is the defining of his career. Bridges is great as the moody lead, unsure of the journey he's on every step of the way. And Lisa Eichhorn is particularly heartbreaking as Mo.
TLDR version: 'When I found out Ardal O'Hanlon called me angry and confrontational I immediately called him, as I do anyone who criticises me, and shouted at him for a while.'
Love the bit where he literally said to him 'you've made my shit list'
Love the bit where he literally said to him 'you've made my shit list'
Graham Linehan has such little self-awareness he *really* doesn’t understand how totally unhinged he seems in his ‘woe is me’ batshit crazy ranting! 😬
He’s the ‘cautionary tale’ of what obsessive ‘gender critical’ transphobia leads to: no friends, no life, and spaghetti carbonara for one!
He’s the ‘cautionary tale’ of what obsessive ‘gender critical’ transphobia leads to: no friends, no life, and spaghetti carbonara for one!
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
TLDR version: 'When I found out Ardal O'Hanlon called me angry and confrontational I immediately called him, as I do anyone who criticises me, and shouted at him for a while.'
Love the bit where he literally said to him 'you've made my shit list'
Love the bit where he literally said to him 'you've made my shit list'
I'm honestly not taking the piss when I say this but Den of Thieves 2: Pantera is comfortably one of my favourite films of the year.
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm honestly not taking the piss when I say this but Den of Thieves 2: Pantera is comfortably one of my favourite films of the year.
The Kier Starmer 'Lad Lawyer' impressions shift so gradually to Brian Butterfield impressions that I didn't realise it was happening.
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The Kier Starmer 'Lad Lawyer' impressions shift so gradually to Brian Butterfield impressions that I didn't realise it was happening.
The 'QT, please shut the fuck up' challenge will unfortunately continue.
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The 'QT, please shut the fuck up' challenge will unfortunately continue.
Saw this and thought of @johnrain.co.uk
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Saw this and thought of @johnrain.co.uk
Tarantino really is my least-favourite favourite-Director.
Dude, just shut up.
Dude, just shut up.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Tarantino really is my least-favourite favourite-Director.
Dude, just shut up.
Dude, just shut up.
Jesus, what a grotesque headline.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Jesus, what a grotesque headline.
The Aftersun mix of Under Pressure just popped up on my youtube music feed and it has left me wanting to revisit the film.
But I honestly don't know if I can take being emotionally hollowed-out like that again. I carried that film around with me for weeks after watching it last.
But I honestly don't know if I can take being emotionally hollowed-out like that again. I carried that film around with me for weeks after watching it last.
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The Aftersun mix of Under Pressure just popped up on my youtube music feed and it has left me wanting to revisit the film.
But I honestly don't know if I can take being emotionally hollowed-out like that again. I carried that film around with me for weeks after watching it last.
But I honestly don't know if I can take being emotionally hollowed-out like that again. I carried that film around with me for weeks after watching it last.
Monday Moring Mayhem on DBD! www.twitch.tv/gazzofthegreen
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Which One Of Youse Dropped Shack Pallet? Disgustang! - 2v8 Mayhem on DeeBeeDee
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November 17, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Monday Moring Mayhem on DBD! www.twitch.tv/gazzofthegreen
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well well well
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
well well well
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You're Gonna Need A Bigger Loop! More 2V8 mayhem!
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November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Logged on facebook.
First post I saw was about how all adoption is tantamount to human trafficking, followed by a LOT of comments in agreement.
Logged out of facebook.
First post I saw was about how all adoption is tantamount to human trafficking, followed by a LOT of comments in agreement.
Logged out of facebook.
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Logged on facebook.
First post I saw was about how all adoption is tantamount to human trafficking, followed by a LOT of comments in agreement.
Logged out of facebook.
First post I saw was about how all adoption is tantamount to human trafficking, followed by a LOT of comments in agreement.
Logged out of facebook.
Fan of the Badlands' diet-Dune/ elevated-Riddick/ Conan the Hunter of Trophies take on the Predator. Glad it's getting the recognition it deserves. Also worth acknowledging just how much Prey rescued the reputation of the series and set the stage for Badlands. Tratchenberg really can do it all.
November 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Fan of the Badlands' diet-Dune/ elevated-Riddick/ Conan the Hunter of Trophies take on the Predator. Glad it's getting the recognition it deserves. Also worth acknowledging just how much Prey rescued the reputation of the series and set the stage for Badlands. Tratchenberg really can do it all.
Reposted by Gareth Green
Given the current climate on the stage of world politics, we need this generations Threads, Fail Safe or The Day After. I thought A House of Dynamite could be that, but after a blisteringly paced opening 30mins it's so corny & cowardly in execution that it feels like a complete waste of a good point
October 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Given the current climate on the stage of world politics, we need this generations Threads, Fail Safe or The Day After. I thought A House of Dynamite could be that, but after a blisteringly paced opening 30mins it's so corny & cowardly in execution that it feels like a complete waste of a good point
'One ticket for Guillermo Del Toro's Monster Fucker movie please.'
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
'One ticket for Guillermo Del Toro's Monster Fucker movie please.'