Garden of Even
@gardenofeven.bsky.social
Senior Wireplay Technician
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Eve. She/They. Just a girl trying to midlife crisis her way into some sanity 🏳️⚧️
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Eve. She/They. Just a girl trying to midlife crisis her way into some sanity 🏳️⚧️
I'm having a good day and all, but god damn what I would do for a cigarette
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I'm having a good day and all, but god damn what I would do for a cigarette
I think I need an Acerby model
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I think I need an Acerby model
Caught up on Dorley, was told to read Warhound next. Lmao I don't know why I thought it would be at all comparable
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Caught up on Dorley, was told to read Warhound next. Lmao I don't know why I thought it would be at all comparable
Ohbfuck ingotndrunk
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Ohbfuck ingotndrunk
I'm sorry for the atmospheric damage I've done now that I'm eating more beans
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I'm sorry for the atmospheric damage I've done now that I'm eating more beans
if you're not going to run updates on your rogotgirls OS, at least make sure she's got decent antivirus. poor girl's gonna be vulnerable on any public net
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
if you're not going to run updates on your rogotgirls OS, at least make sure she's got decent antivirus. poor girl's gonna be vulnerable on any public net
today's work album. Fun fact, I used the preamble on track eleven in my wedding speech back in the day tidal.com/album/230063...
Taking Back Sunday - Tell All Your Friends (20th Anniversary Edition)
Listen to Tell All Your Friends (20th Anniversary Edition) on TIDAL
tidal.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
today's work album. Fun fact, I used the preamble on track eleven in my wedding speech back in the day tidal.com/album/230063...
Today's work album: tidal.com/browse/album...
Japandroids - Celebration Rock
Listen to Celebration Rock on TIDAL
tidal.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Today's work album: tidal.com/browse/album...
What a great way to wake up today. Beautiful women talking to me, and excellent news
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
What a great way to wake up today. Beautiful women talking to me, and excellent news
'Scuse me while I jerk my own dick over here, but I'm a pretty big deal
November 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
'Scuse me while I jerk my own dick over here, but I'm a pretty big deal
My tv needs to update and that feels stupid. I feel old
November 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My tv needs to update and that feels stupid. I feel old
Happy Halloween to all the little people in my phone
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Happy Halloween to all the little people in my phone
Gods the Eddy Burback Chatgpt video is fucking wild
October 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Gods the Eddy Burback Chatgpt video is fucking wild
Smoking a joint om the balcony while it's raining and the vibes are just immaculate
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Smoking a joint om the balcony while it's raining and the vibes are just immaculate
Hahahah ok the robotgirl thing might stick around
October 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hahahah ok the robotgirl thing might stick around
gods nothing drives me up the wall more than waiting for someone else to do a thing they need me for, but have no sense of speed about
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
gods nothing drives me up the wall more than waiting for someone else to do a thing they need me for, but have no sense of speed about
christ can youtubers speak any slower? I need to put almost everything on 1.5 speed because these people either aren't scripting their videos or they're doing the equivalent of putting two spaces between words to pad video length. I'm watching a satisfactory video and sped up it just sounds normal
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
christ can youtubers speak any slower? I need to put almost everything on 1.5 speed because these people either aren't scripting their videos or they're doing the equivalent of putting two spaces between words to pad video length. I'm watching a satisfactory video and sped up it just sounds normal
entering my robogirl arc apparently. figures
October 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
entering my robogirl arc apparently. figures
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Used to be you could get a whole bottle of cum for a dime on any street corner. Now it's a dozen bottles for the same price! Great for the cum guzzlers, but hows a fella like me supposed ta make a livin with nothin but my own hose?
October 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Used to be you could get a whole bottle of cum for a dime on any street corner. Now it's a dozen bottles for the same price! Great for the cum guzzlers, but hows a fella like me supposed ta make a livin with nothin but my own hose?
Accidentally said something people agree with on Reddit. Kill me
October 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Accidentally said something people agree with on Reddit. Kill me
Keepin it moving at work tidal.com/browse/album...
Refused - The Shape Of Punk To Come
Listen to The Shape Of Punk To Come on TIDAL
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October 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Keepin it moving at work tidal.com/browse/album...
You can't make me eat cottage.
4 points. I've been practicing 😌
October 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
You can't make me eat cottage.
And because I have time, a second album at work! Another banger tidal.com/browse/album...
Abandoned Pools - Armed To The Teeth
Listen to Armed To The Teeth on TIDAL
tidal.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
And because I have time, a second album at work! Another banger tidal.com/browse/album...
Today's my ideal work day. I've got a big stack of servers to decom, music, and I'm just being left alone to groove and focus. Lovely
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Today's my ideal work day. I've got a big stack of servers to decom, music, and I'm just being left alone to groove and focus. Lovely
Todays work album, it's a particularly good one. tidal.com/browse/album...
Moneen - Are We Really Happy With Who We Are Right Now?
Listen to Are We Really Happy With Who We Are Right Now? on TIDAL
tidal.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Todays work album, it's a particularly good one. tidal.com/browse/album...