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raise hell, praise gail, dice jail ✻ she/her
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This one goes out to all my #jonasbrothers heads out there

Jingle bells
Kevin smells
Joe laid an egg
The Jonasmobile lost its wheel
And nick laid an egg

Just something to give everyone a little bit of Christmas cheer, or whatever holiday you celebrate
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
chat what’s it mean when your bf goes to bed then 30 min later you hear various horn honking noises coming from his bedroom??
November 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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a bat & Buckethead walk into a bar...

📷: @jackalopefun.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Hi my band dropped our first single. Please check it out <3 distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
Witch Hunt by EEK!
Stream and Save Witch Hunt - Distributed by DistroKid
distrokid.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
going to the trunk or treat just to clean out my car
October 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i went to the lair of the white worm and everyone there knew you?
October 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Once again. Out here. Supporting. These. Arts.
October 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i got stepped on by a transphobic hypnotist do not ama
October 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Holy fucking shit you guys! #EEK!
October 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Y’all wanna parlay with me now that I’m captain of this vessel but where were you when I was swabbing the poop deck
September 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I personally would not stay on a site owned by a Nazi who's trying to get random normal people killed
Elon sharing the name of 66 random not-famous people to his many millions of followers because this person said they said things she didn’t like about Charlie Kirk.

I erased the names and employers from the screenshot but you can see their jobs. Nurses, teachers etc.
September 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
why worry about the opinions your extended family have of you when they’re busy sharing AI generated memorial images of a rightwing extremist grifter playing basketball with jesus in heaven
September 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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imagine telling all of us in 2021 what our friend group looks like now, that half of us are in some of the most beloved bands in the scene, and that not only are we almost all off twitter but we’re on a different platform where kass’s dad is funnier than all of us combined
August 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
sold a cd to a stranger earlier and it was such a thrilling experience for me that i’m moving to times square bc i have a VERY GOOD business idea yall are not gonna believe
August 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Let’s get fuzzy together next month in The BSG. #AfterlifeCrisis
August 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
do yall think we sometimes feel called to the sea bc our souls crave the home from which we evolved
August 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
i’m so tired of dissociating all day every day!!!!!!!! i just wanna feel real!!!!!
July 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
allie told me i can eat a bouncy ball once a year
July 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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July 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i feel so bad for the fonts that have “grotesque” in the name. they can’t help it, they don’t deserve this..
July 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Call the poolice we’ve got an active tooter situation
July 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
making noises you never heard on gizmos you never seen before
June 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
research in the modern era
June 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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i’m not afraid to put my
hands in the squirt for you
June 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
*horniest guy on earth voice*

“the WHAT contessa”
May 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM