Shano
@shano.bsky.social
Dad. Electric guitar player. 1/3 of AFTERLIFE CRISIS. Comic book reader/writer. The man who says yes. Crooked fingers. Heart the size of the moon. Folk hero. Remains 8 spoons of water. he/him
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Shano
@shano.bsky.social
· Nov 16
“Strange Clouds” I wrote this based on Patrick Dean’s comics. I edited it down to 3 minutes so none of you would have to suffer the unbearable burden of clicking a link.
Eat shit Arron Darrenofsky.
January 29, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Eat shit Arron Darrenofsky.
I’m basically Batman but if Bruce Wayne waited until he was 50 to start his training. And his training was playing guitar, reading comics, watching Dragon Ball and staying up all night with unwed mothers. But yeah, basically exactly Batman. Especially the never sleeping part. Exactly Batman.
January 29, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I’m basically Batman but if Bruce Wayne waited until he was 50 to start his training. And his training was playing guitar, reading comics, watching Dragon Ball and staying up all night with unwed mothers. But yeah, basically exactly Batman. Especially the never sleeping part. Exactly Batman.
The thing I like best about alcohol is the intoxication.
January 29, 2026 at 4:35 AM
The thing I like best about alcohol is the intoxication.
I still can’t bring myself to watch the anime I used to watch with the Sun. Thank God she wasn’t in to Dragon Ball.
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I still can’t bring myself to watch the anime I used to watch with the Sun. Thank God she wasn’t in to Dragon Ball.
The good news is Trump does care a little about polling and the will of the voters. The bad news is that it’s because he’s running for re-election and nobody in power appears to be pointing out that he can’t.
January 27, 2026 at 2:46 PM
The good news is Trump does care a little about polling and the will of the voters. The bad news is that it’s because he’s running for re-election and nobody in power appears to be pointing out that he can’t.
“My Barbies didn’t fuck Ken. They fucked my Pee Wee Herman doll.” Ladies say wild unprompted shit to me.
January 27, 2026 at 2:40 PM
“My Barbies didn’t fuck Ken. They fucked my Pee Wee Herman doll.” Ladies say wild unprompted shit to me.
Y’all know that dude that makes actors turn so he can make a slow motion video of them? Fuck that guy. Dude, we already know attractive people are attractive. Never diss another’s dude’s hustle but, dude, fuck your hustle.
January 27, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Y’all know that dude that makes actors turn so he can make a slow motion video of them? Fuck that guy. Dude, we already know attractive people are attractive. Never diss another’s dude’s hustle but, dude, fuck your hustle.
Please someone do something about Chuck Schumer. I just can’t you guys.
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Please someone do something about Chuck Schumer. I just can’t you guys.
Before the storm hit, my lady friend got a box of wine. Smartest thing any of my associates have done in a while. She’s in the lead for friend of the month for sure.
January 27, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Before the storm hit, my lady friend got a box of wine. Smartest thing any of my associates have done in a while. She’s in the lead for friend of the month for sure.
Guys. Y’all wouldn’t even believe the bullshit I pulled tonight for the unwed mothers of Wise Co. Snail on the razo’s edge shit over here sisters, brothers and others.
January 25, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Guys. Y’all wouldn’t even believe the bullshit I pulled tonight for the unwed mothers of Wise Co. Snail on the razo’s edge shit over here sisters, brothers and others.
BREAKING: SNOW UPDATE: It’s wintery mixing.
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
BREAKING: SNOW UPDATE: It’s wintery mixing.
No, you’re drinking box wine at 4:48 AM.
January 24, 2026 at 9:48 AM
No, you’re drinking box wine at 4:48 AM.
I am completely and utterly etc.
January 24, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I am completely and utterly etc.
Holdin’ steady at zero inches of snow over here.
January 24, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Holdin’ steady at zero inches of snow over here.
Allegedly, we are going to get between.03 and 100,000 inches of snow.
January 24, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Allegedly, we are going to get between.03 and 100,000 inches of snow.
Again, historically speaking, violence.
January 23, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Again, historically speaking, violence.
Why can’t I be loved by all of the most beautiful women that have ever lived. It just isn’t fair.
January 23, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Why can’t I be loved by all of the most beautiful women that have ever lived. It just isn’t fair.
Winter storm prep complete.
January 23, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Winter storm prep complete.
I trust China infinity times more with my TikTok data than any “American entity”.
January 23, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I trust China infinity times more with my TikTok data than any “American entity”.
Just dropping in to wish a random you STFU and go away forever to Gavin Newsom and Rahm Emanuel. It’s never too early in the campaign cycle for those vultures to STFU.
January 22, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Just dropping in to wish a random you STFU and go away forever to Gavin Newsom and Rahm Emanuel. It’s never too early in the campaign cycle for those vultures to STFU.
Once every few years the normies watch a horror or monster movie and are like, “Holy shit you guys this is like a real movie let’s give it some Oscars!” Meanwhile, “You STFU and know your place comedies!”
January 22, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Once every few years the normies watch a horror or monster movie and are like, “Holy shit you guys this is like a real movie let’s give it some Oscars!” Meanwhile, “You STFU and know your place comedies!”
Y’all ever think about how P.J. Harvey exists? She and her mouth are just out there. Doing their thing. Wild.
a woman in a blue sweater is making a funny face while holding her hands to her chest .
ALT: a woman in a blue sweater is making a funny face while holding her hands to her chest .
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Y’all ever think about how P.J. Harvey exists? She and her mouth are just out there. Doing their thing. Wild.
Dude at work that I hadn’t talked to in a few weeks: “Hey man, how was your New Year’s?”
Me: “Buddy, I have no idea. No. Idea.”
Me: “Buddy, I have no idea. No. Idea.”
a man wearing a t-shirt that says " vote for gator "
ALT: a man wearing a t-shirt that says " vote for gator "
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Dude at work that I hadn’t talked to in a few weeks: “Hey man, how was your New Year’s?”
Me: “Buddy, I have no idea. No. Idea.”
Me: “Buddy, I have no idea. No. Idea.”