Shano’s Real Time Nervous Breakdown
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Dad. Electric guitar player. 1/3 of AFTERLIFE CRISIS. Comic book reader/writer. The man who says yes and walks on the Sun. Crooked fingers. Heart the size of the moon. Remains 8 spoons of water. he/him
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“Strange Clouds” I wrote this based on Patrick Dean’s comics. I edited it down to 3 minutes so none of you would have to suffer the unbearable burden of clicking a link.
Just out here doing what I can for those in need.
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Just out here doing what I can for those in need.
If you are working in an office today and you are doing work that requires other people to do anything at all, fuck you. You go to hell.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you are working in an office today and you are doing work that requires other people to do anything at all, fuck you. You go to hell.
How close y’all think I’d need to get to the Campbell’s soup headquarters to smash a window with a can of tomato soup?
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
How close y’all think I’d need to get to the Campbell’s soup headquarters to smash a window with a can of tomato soup?
Will this be the year I send out Christmas cards? (No.)
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Will this be the year I send out Christmas cards? (No.)
I’m most fulfilled when I am able to give love. That sounds romantic but the tragedy of this is that these opportunities most often come when the other person is in their darkest hours. I thrive in the darkness of the Sun. And my Sun has the brightest nights and darkest days. Again, therapy…
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I’m most fulfilled when I am able to give love. That sounds romantic but the tragedy of this is that these opportunities most often come when the other person is in their darkest hours. I thrive in the darkness of the Sun. And my Sun has the brightest nights and darkest days. Again, therapy…
There is not one single element of being a government employee or contractor that Trump hasn’t fucking ruined. And this is generational ruin. If Trump died today it still takes us 25 years to unfuck this. Generations of knowledge that never got transferred. Just gone. Fucked.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
There is not one single element of being a government employee or contractor that Trump hasn’t fucking ruined. And this is generational ruin. If Trump died today it still takes us 25 years to unfuck this. Generations of knowledge that never got transferred. Just gone. Fucked.
The Macy’s parade but it’s just balloons and it’s all the balloons ever and it happens every day and it never ends.
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Macy’s parade but it’s just balloons and it’s all the balloons ever and it happens every day and it never ends.
I’m not cut out for… anything.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I’m not cut out for… anything.
The good Lord really should have workshopped rain for a few more days. Water falling just from the sky. Really? That’s what we’re going with?
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The good Lord really should have workshopped rain for a few more days. Water falling just from the sky. Really? That’s what we’re going with?
Friends. We did it. We went three days without my don’t be an asshole pills. Relationships were tested. Sleep was lost. Teeth were ground. But no one went to jail or died. We did it!
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Friends. We did it. We went three days without my don’t be an asshole pills. Relationships were tested. Sleep was lost. Teeth were ground. But no one went to jail or died. We did it!
“Did you notice in the following movie scene that everyone on Earth saw with their eyeballs when…?” YES WE ALL FUCKING NOTICED! STOP MAKING “CONTENT” YOU FUCKING FUCKS! I swear I will come through this phone and find you.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:24 AM
“Did you notice in the following movie scene that everyone on Earth saw with their eyeballs when…?” YES WE ALL FUCKING NOTICED! STOP MAKING “CONTENT” YOU FUCKING FUCKS! I swear I will come through this phone and find you.
I guess I should take comfort in the fact that national news came to my stomping grounds and it ain’t about me or my crew.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I guess I should take comfort in the fact that national news came to my stomping grounds and it ain’t about me or my crew.
I’m so ready I sleep with my shoes on. *
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I’m so ready I sleep with my shoes on. *
I’m out of my don’t freak the fuck out pills until Wednesday. I’m rooting for everyone on Earth to get through this. Be strong. I could chew the paint off the wall right now.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I’m out of my don’t freak the fuck out pills until Wednesday. I’m rooting for everyone on Earth to get through this. Be strong. I could chew the paint off the wall right now.
If you can help my dear friend’s sweet mother it would mean a lot. Thanks all. gofund.me/fc8596c4d
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November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Guilty. I am the problem.
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Guilty. I am the problem.
I might be eating some chili I squirreled away from Friendsgiving for 2nd breakfast. Don’t judge me.
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I might be eating some chili I squirreled away from Friendsgiving for 2nd breakfast. Don’t judge me.
He’s now more pudding than man. Creamy and evil.
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
He’s now more pudding than man. Creamy and evil.
Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I ate that banana pudding thirty-five minutes ago.
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I ate that banana pudding thirty-five minutes ago.
I’m gonna have banana pudding for breakfast and there is nothing anyone on Earth can do to stop it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I’m gonna have banana pudding for breakfast and there is nothing anyone on Earth can do to stop it.
Guys. Go ahead and have a great week. Why not?
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Guys. Go ahead and have a great week. Why not?
What a week you guys. We did it. We got through it. Well, not all of us. People and pets died. It was rough. So many tears this week. But, we’re stronger now. We did it.
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November 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
What a week you guys. We did it. We got through it. Well, not all of us. People and pets died. It was rough. So many tears this week. But, we’re stronger now. We did it.
I just love all my children so much. Who’s got it better than me? Nobody.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I just love all my children so much. Who’s got it better than me? Nobody.
“Space Mountain Turkey” The new film by Shano
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“Space Mountain Turkey” The new film by Shano
Plans within plans. #AfterlifeCrisis
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Plans within plans. #AfterlifeCrisis