Mom AF
@galaxygirl.bsky.social
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@galaxygirl.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Maybe unpopular opinion: I feel like people had a chance to be different here. Instead of the heavy self-promo on Twitter/X, people here were more.. human. Thinking mostly of academics here, but I like that it was less "Here's my paper!" and more "Here's my hobby!" 🤷🏼♀️
I’m more than mom & NP! I’m learning to skate park at 44. I love DIY (I built my own skate ramp), animals, house plants, reading (all things, but smut is my fav indulgence), snowboard, travel, and I like anything survival related.
I danced on the stage tonight. Crutch and all. It was life giving.
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I danced on the stage tonight. Crutch and all. It was life giving.
Sometimes I come here and y’all make me laugh so much and it reminds me so much of old twitter.
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Sometimes I come here and y’all make me laugh so much and it reminds me so much of old twitter.
My surgeon said no to surfing this summer. Like wtf. He’s worried about the cutting on the board and I’m like bro, I’m not that good. I ride a foamie. He was still like no. I’ll be dead before I can live again.
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My surgeon said no to surfing this summer. Like wtf. He’s worried about the cutting on the board and I’m like bro, I’m not that good. I ride a foamie. He was still like no. I’ll be dead before I can live again.
Oh good. School gonna close at 2pm. Drop everything fuckers. You chose to procreate and no one gives a fuck about yo job. You get 4 hours notice. Survive and advance.
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Oh good. School gonna close at 2pm. Drop everything fuckers. You chose to procreate and no one gives a fuck about yo job. You get 4 hours notice. Survive and advance.
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Tomorrow I am doing ‘pre functional testing’. My surgeon wants it, my PT is meh. They tell me the leg is weak and we know that, don’t need a test to confirm. I just hope I don’t fall into the abyss when I see the bad numbers.
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Tomorrow I am doing ‘pre functional testing’. My surgeon wants it, my PT is meh. They tell me the leg is weak and we know that, don’t need a test to confirm. I just hope I don’t fall into the abyss when I see the bad numbers.
Ok but seriously, surely ONE OF YOU had some sort of midlife…situation. How did you get through it? One of my friends said her friend did gastric bypass. I suppose maybe the more common one is divorce, but we ok on that front.
Also. I think I’m gonna get a breast aug and a chest tat. So. Anyways. I booked an appt w my therapist bc I guess I’m gonna have a midlife crisis now? Idk. Like how do you know and how do you fix it? Like what else can I do?
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Ok but seriously, surely ONE OF YOU had some sort of midlife…situation. How did you get through it? One of my friends said her friend did gastric bypass. I suppose maybe the more common one is divorce, but we ok on that front.
Also. I think I’m gonna get a breast aug and a chest tat. So. Anyways. I booked an appt w my therapist bc I guess I’m gonna have a midlife crisis now? Idk. Like how do you know and how do you fix it? Like what else can I do?
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Also. I think I’m gonna get a breast aug and a chest tat. So. Anyways. I booked an appt w my therapist bc I guess I’m gonna have a midlife crisis now? Idk. Like how do you know and how do you fix it? Like what else can I do?
I just did some pushups today like it was nothing. Idk who TF I am.
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I just did some pushups today like it was nothing. Idk who TF I am.
Also. Me alllllllll day today. www.instagram.com/reel/DRgZ-vO...
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November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Also. Me alllllllll day today. www.instagram.com/reel/DRgZ-vO...
Can we vote? Black or green. Everyone is saying green but it’s so… boring, like I’m going to a business meeting not a party. Please vote.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Can we vote? Black or green. Everyone is saying green but it’s so… boring, like I’m going to a business meeting not a party. Please vote.
Tomorrow is the year anniversary of breaking my leg.
Sigh.
Sigh.
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Tomorrow is the year anniversary of breaking my leg.
Sigh.
Sigh.
The ‘lore’ lol. My mom told me not to get a piece of shit career bc she wasn’t co signing any loans and furthermore I better not get a worthless degree bc she wasn’t supporting me after college if I couldn’t pay my debts. Alas, enter nursing. I knew I could hack it and always get a job.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The ‘lore’ lol. My mom told me not to get a piece of shit career bc she wasn’t co signing any loans and furthermore I better not get a worthless degree bc she wasn’t supporting me after college if I couldn’t pay my debts. Alas, enter nursing. I knew I could hack it and always get a job.
Yesterday I did a bunch of shit at PT that was prob more than I should be doing and I know that bc I have an online program that does only knees. It just felt so good to like feel, well. Idk. Then today my online PT advised me to stop going bc they feel like it’s probably hurting me. I already kinda
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Yesterday I did a bunch of shit at PT that was prob more than I should be doing and I know that bc I have an online program that does only knees. It just felt so good to like feel, well. Idk. Then today my online PT advised me to stop going bc they feel like it’s probably hurting me. I already kinda
Please clap. This video has language.
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Please clap. This video has language.
That’s symmetry motherfuckers. Boom.
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
That’s symmetry motherfuckers. Boom.
I am worried I’m having a mid life crisis. Not about the skateboarding… lol, but like I think two injuries back to back has really fucked with me. And maybe I have too much time and mental illness from that? How does one sort that out? Like if I told you I want to get a neck tattoo? (That’s not it.)
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I am worried I’m having a mid life crisis. Not about the skateboarding… lol, but like I think two injuries back to back has really fucked with me. And maybe I have too much time and mental illness from that? How does one sort that out? Like if I told you I want to get a neck tattoo? (That’s not it.)
Hair 😃
Question 15:
What’s your most interesting physical feature?
What’s your most interesting physical feature?
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Hair 😃
You know it, bitch
Question 28:
Did you or will you exercise today?
Did you or will you exercise today?
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You know it, bitch
Both, but let’s say ass since that’s what god gave me. Although I’m fascinated by great boobs bc I never recieved them
Question 16:
Tits, ass, or why you always wanna pit two bad bitches against each other?
Tits, ass, or why you always wanna pit two bad bitches against each other?
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Both, but let’s say ass since that’s what god gave me. Although I’m fascinated by great boobs bc I never recieved them
😭 skateboarding
Question 13:
What is one thing which brings you genuine joy right now?
What is one thing which brings you genuine joy right now?
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
😭 skateboarding
@czechtwice.bsky.social @poopfoot.bsky.social
Did you guys see the TT or reel with the beauty pageant contestant that sang metal for her talent? Honestly, I filed for divorce after I saw it.
Did you guys see the TT or reel with the beauty pageant contestant that sang metal for her talent? Honestly, I filed for divorce after I saw it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
@czechtwice.bsky.social @poopfoot.bsky.social
Did you guys see the TT or reel with the beauty pageant contestant that sang metal for her talent? Honestly, I filed for divorce after I saw it.
Did you guys see the TT or reel with the beauty pageant contestant that sang metal for her talent? Honestly, I filed for divorce after I saw it.
Guys I’ve been listening to a lot of metal lately. It just feels good with leggate2. Send me your fav metal songs so I can have more.
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Guys I’ve been listening to a lot of metal lately. It just feels good with leggate2. Send me your fav metal songs so I can have more.
Guys. My leg is really better and I will skate again. Like I FELT it today.
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Guys. My leg is really better and I will skate again. Like I FELT it today.
Guys I think my husband knows I’m on the cusp of true mental collapse bc he had been ON IT. I mean holy fuck.
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Guys I think my husband knows I’m on the cusp of true mental collapse bc he had been ON IT. I mean holy fuck.