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Gabe Evans' Cow
@gabeevanscow.bsky.social
Just a lonely cow, belonging to cosplay cowboy Gabe Evans - a serial liar representing Colorado's 8th congressional district (until he gets voted out in 2026). But not by me...y'know...cuz I'm a cow...

MOO!
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Gabe Evans thinks he's a cowboy. As his cow, I don't have the heart to tell him...

Moo!

#CO08
#GabeEvans
As Gabe Evans' cow - I can tell you that he doesn't care about healthcare for hard-working Coloradans - he's got his fancy Congressional health insurance.

He makes me pay my own veterinary bills - why do you think I'm moooonlighting???

Moodicare for All!

NOCO
#copolitics
@indivisiblenoco.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So I guess all I am to Gabe Evans is a "hobby". Sheesh...

Sorry to hear that Daddy Gabe is soooo poor. Probably that big, expensive, gas-guzzling truck he drives around.

It ain't me - all I get is hay.

Moo!

Greeley
#copolitics
@twni-indivisible.bsky.social
@greeleyweldindiv.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It is true @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social - I am an ILLEGAL COW.

Here is my story:

bsky.app/profile/gabe...

I have also been taking Moodicaid benefits away from white American cows…

Sincerely,
Gabe Evans’ Cow

Moo!
I knew they blamed immigrants for everything, but I didn’t think they would blame immigrant cows for hamburger prices.
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
OK - you got me Secretary Bessent - I am an ILLEGAL COW.
I made the arduous journey across the Sonoran desert w/ my parents and siblings (two did not make it and ended up as Taco Bell meat filling). We then swam across the Rio Grande under the cover of darkness….

@treasurydept.bsky.social

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This man went to Yale and spent 40 years at the highest levels on Wall Street. And now he's talking about migrants bringing fictional cattle with them across the border. There truly is no lie too absurd or ridiculous for this regime
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Apparently, “Bovino” is Italian for “cow”.

What is the Italian word for “pathetic little incel douchebag”?

Asking on behalf of cows everywhere.

Moo!
Bovino’s rant fits the authoritarian indicators in our assessment: empowered security forces acting with impunity, militarized immigration raids, executive overreach through federalized enforcement, and loyalty-driven ops unmoored from oversight. His tone isn’t an outlier but a symptom.
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
@michaelfanone.bsky.social is my kind of human

Moo!
@michaelfanone.bsky.social on Border Patrol boss Greg Bovino: "He's a very sadistic individual that clearly revels and takes joy in the pain and suffering of others. So I look forward to some accountability when it comes to Bovino and seeing that guy on the other side of jail cell bars."
November 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
So - “Bovino” is Italian for “cow”. I think I speak for all cows when I say he is a disgrace to the name and that we do not claim him.

MOO!
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino responds “roger that” to a tweet reading “big or small, deport them all.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reposted by Gabe Evans' Cow
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I almost spit out my cud when I saw this!

Moo!
She even gave us one to take home in case we run into Jeff Hurd, Jeff Crank, or Gabe Evans
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Reposted by Gabe Evans' Cow
Gosh, why and how could that be? Such an enigma!
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The neighbor is taking good care of us....
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
There's a new cow in town...

Gabe Evans' Cow ( @gabeevanscow.bsky.social )

Tracking news and snark related to Gabe Evans - Colorado's most vulnerable congressperson.

(Gabe would hate the word "congressperson" - too woke. I should know - I'm his cow)

Moo!

#copolitics
#coleg
Greeley
NOCO
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Gabe Evans thinks he's a cowboy. As his cow, I don't have the heart to tell him...

Moo!

#CO08
#GabeEvans
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM