Neil Degrassi Highson
@funkpower.bsky.social
CEO of Amazon.com | Creator of Gluugle Krum | Banned from all Outback Steakhouse locations in America (excl. Alaska/Hawaii)
Going to see Hard Boiled in theaters on the 25th.
This shit is gonna be life changing.
This shit is gonna be life changing.
January 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Going to see Hard Boiled in theaters on the 25th.
This shit is gonna be life changing.
This shit is gonna be life changing.
I'm just gonna say it:
Breakfast street tacos don't work. No one should be eating raw onion like that first thing in the morning.
Breakfast street tacos don't work. No one should be eating raw onion like that first thing in the morning.
January 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I'm just gonna say it:
Breakfast street tacos don't work. No one should be eating raw onion like that first thing in the morning.
Breakfast street tacos don't work. No one should be eating raw onion like that first thing in the morning.
28 Years Later.
What a movie.
What a movie.
January 4, 2026 at 7:40 AM
28 Years Later.
What a movie.
What a movie.
I think I'm just gonna focus on movie and Blu-ray posting from now on.
Anyone else still shocked we finally got Hard Boiled on 4k?
Anyone else still shocked we finally got Hard Boiled on 4k?
January 4, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I think I'm just gonna focus on movie and Blu-ray posting from now on.
Anyone else still shocked we finally got Hard Boiled on 4k?
Anyone else still shocked we finally got Hard Boiled on 4k?
You really can't defeat fascism with liberalism.
This shit should be a slam dunk, articles of impeachment already introduced, general strikes being planned, etc, but instead we're getting strongly worded letters and dopes eager to re-litigate 2016/2024.
This shit should be a slam dunk, articles of impeachment already introduced, general strikes being planned, etc, but instead we're getting strongly worded letters and dopes eager to re-litigate 2016/2024.
January 4, 2026 at 3:28 AM
You really can't defeat fascism with liberalism.
This shit should be a slam dunk, articles of impeachment already introduced, general strikes being planned, etc, but instead we're getting strongly worded letters and dopes eager to re-litigate 2016/2024.
This shit should be a slam dunk, articles of impeachment already introduced, general strikes being planned, etc, but instead we're getting strongly worded letters and dopes eager to re-litigate 2016/2024.
Trump is out there kidnapping foreign leaders and Blue MAGA is still more concerned with making sure no one ever questions the methods that brought us here twice now.
January 4, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Trump is out there kidnapping foreign leaders and Blue MAGA is still more concerned with making sure no one ever questions the methods that brought us here twice now.
Received word that Schumer has pulled out all the stops when it comes to responding to Trump's illegal kidnapping of a foreign leader.
Schumer is going for the nuclear option: printing out Trump's mugshot on an inkjet printer that's out of magenta and scowling at it over his lowered glasses.
Schumer is going for the nuclear option: printing out Trump's mugshot on an inkjet printer that's out of magenta and scowling at it over his lowered glasses.
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Received word that Schumer has pulled out all the stops when it comes to responding to Trump's illegal kidnapping of a foreign leader.
Schumer is going for the nuclear option: printing out Trump's mugshot on an inkjet printer that's out of magenta and scowling at it over his lowered glasses.
Schumer is going for the nuclear option: printing out Trump's mugshot on an inkjet printer that's out of magenta and scowling at it over his lowered glasses.
Updating my voting criteria:
I'm not voting for anyone who doesn't promise they'll immediately extradite Trump and his entire administration to the Hague.
I'm not voting for anyone who doesn't promise they'll immediately extradite Trump and his entire administration to the Hague.
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Updating my voting criteria:
I'm not voting for anyone who doesn't promise they'll immediately extradite Trump and his entire administration to the Hague.
I'm not voting for anyone who doesn't promise they'll immediately extradite Trump and his entire administration to the Hague.
Did it happen yet?
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Did it happen yet?
This last season of Stranger Things keeps doing this thing where a character goes, "If we pull this specific thing off, then we've won." but like, it's episode four, we already know it won't work.
December 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This last season of Stranger Things keeps doing this thing where a character goes, "If we pull this specific thing off, then we've won." but like, it's episode four, we already know it won't work.
My state is weird because the people here are incapable of driving in any amount of snow, yet they pride themselves on never shutting anything down on account of snow.
Our snow plow budgets get decimated at the first significant snowfall each year, it's okay if Dunkin opens at 9am for one day.
Our snow plow budgets get decimated at the first significant snowfall each year, it's okay if Dunkin opens at 9am for one day.
December 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My state is weird because the people here are incapable of driving in any amount of snow, yet they pride themselves on never shutting anything down on account of snow.
Our snow plow budgets get decimated at the first significant snowfall each year, it's okay if Dunkin opens at 9am for one day.
Our snow plow budgets get decimated at the first significant snowfall each year, it's okay if Dunkin opens at 9am for one day.
"People love me on the Nazi app!" Is less of an indictment of Bluesky and more of an indictment of yourself.
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"People love me on the Nazi app!" Is less of an indictment of Bluesky and more of an indictment of yourself.
Saw the forbidden 60 Minutes segment.
Trump and everyone even remotely involved with him need to get life sentences.
Trump and everyone even remotely involved with him need to get life sentences.
December 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Saw the forbidden 60 Minutes segment.
Trump and everyone even remotely involved with him need to get life sentences.
Trump and everyone even remotely involved with him need to get life sentences.
Bari Weiss really gave Florpo Kirk (Can't remember her first name) a rehearsed question and the best response she could workshop was a line that sounds like it'd be delivered by Bibleman in an episode that they had the B-team of writers work on.
December 13, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Bari Weiss really gave Florpo Kirk (Can't remember her first name) a rehearsed question and the best response she could workshop was a line that sounds like it'd be delivered by Bibleman in an episode that they had the B-team of writers work on.
I had a dream last night that I was elected president and didn't have a victory speech written, so I got up on stage and was like, "Wow, wasn't expecting this. Well, obviously we're gonna have to fix a ton of stuff, but I'm willing to put the work in if everyone else is."
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I had a dream last night that I was elected president and didn't have a victory speech written, so I got up on stage and was like, "Wow, wasn't expecting this. Well, obviously we're gonna have to fix a ton of stuff, but I'm willing to put the work in if everyone else is."
Found an interesting TV at the thrift store the other day, so I spent last night trying it out in different ways. Ended up plugging an antenna into it and I gotta say, we were dumb for killing regular TV.
No scrolling forever, just, "News Radio is on so I guess I'm watching that."
No scrolling forever, just, "News Radio is on so I guess I'm watching that."
December 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Found an interesting TV at the thrift store the other day, so I spent last night trying it out in different ways. Ended up plugging an antenna into it and I gotta say, we were dumb for killing regular TV.
No scrolling forever, just, "News Radio is on so I guess I'm watching that."
No scrolling forever, just, "News Radio is on so I guess I'm watching that."
It feels kind of weird that Call of Duty has just become "That free game I play for a few weeks and forget about once a year."
It makes sense to put it on Gamepass because it's not worth even 60 bucks anymore, but I'm confused how they're even making money with it.
It makes sense to put it on Gamepass because it's not worth even 60 bucks anymore, but I'm confused how they're even making money with it.
December 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It feels kind of weird that Call of Duty has just become "That free game I play for a few weeks and forget about once a year."
It makes sense to put it on Gamepass because it's not worth even 60 bucks anymore, but I'm confused how they're even making money with it.
It makes sense to put it on Gamepass because it's not worth even 60 bucks anymore, but I'm confused how they're even making money with it.
When I went back to finish college I had a hardcore Trumper economics professor who failed an essay I wrote because I'd mentioned poor working conditions at Amazon and he claimed that Amazon is a model company.
I didn't throw a shit fit, I just laughed and took the grade.
I didn't throw a shit fit, I just laughed and took the grade.
December 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When I went back to finish college I had a hardcore Trumper economics professor who failed an essay I wrote because I'd mentioned poor working conditions at Amazon and he claimed that Amazon is a model company.
I didn't throw a shit fit, I just laughed and took the grade.
I didn't throw a shit fit, I just laughed and took the grade.
Yo, Campbell's Soup:
I'll take this guy's job for half of what you were paying him.
I got a decade in marketing and I like soup.
I'll take this guy's job for half of what you were paying him.
I got a decade in marketing and I like soup.
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Yo, Campbell's Soup:
I'll take this guy's job for half of what you were paying him.
I got a decade in marketing and I like soup.
I'll take this guy's job for half of what you were paying him.
I got a decade in marketing and I like soup.
Got my girlfriend a Peanuts advent calendar that has 24 little jigsaw puzzles with Snoopy and the gang on them and she told me to return it.
I'll be alright, I just need to lie motionless on the couch for three hours while I silently sulk.
I'll be alright, I just need to lie motionless on the couch for three hours while I silently sulk.
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Got my girlfriend a Peanuts advent calendar that has 24 little jigsaw puzzles with Snoopy and the gang on them and she told me to return it.
I'll be alright, I just need to lie motionless on the couch for three hours while I silently sulk.
I'll be alright, I just need to lie motionless on the couch for three hours while I silently sulk.
I'll hug pretty much any cat, but black cats are my guys.
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I'll hug pretty much any cat, but black cats are my guys.
I fucking hate video games.
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I fucking hate video games.
I wonder if Bari Weiss knows she was brought in to do a bad job or if she's legit trying her best and thinks she's nailing it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I wonder if Bari Weiss knows she was brought in to do a bad job or if she's legit trying her best and thinks she's nailing it.
If I was Victor Frankenstein, it wouldn't have gone down like that.
I would have simply let the monster sleep on the foot of my bed and bought him a couple of toddler books.
I would have simply let the monster sleep on the foot of my bed and bought him a couple of toddler books.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If I was Victor Frankenstein, it wouldn't have gone down like that.
I would have simply let the monster sleep on the foot of my bed and bought him a couple of toddler books.
I would have simply let the monster sleep on the foot of my bed and bought him a couple of toddler books.
We're not even gonna get the Epstein files out of this, lol.
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
We're not even gonna get the Epstein files out of this, lol.