Neil Degrassi Highson
@funkpower.bsky.social
CEO of Amazon.com | Creator of Gluugle Krum | Banned from all Outback Steakhouse locations in America (excl. Alaska/Hawaii)
You're missing my all-time favorite:
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
You're missing my all-time favorite:
Imagine showing up on a right wing radio show and being like, "The Republican candidate should drop out because he's acting as a spoiler to me, the guy trying to act as a spoiler to the Democratic candidate."
October 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Imagine showing up on a right wing radio show and being like, "The Republican candidate should drop out because he's acting as a spoiler to me, the guy trying to act as a spoiler to the Democratic candidate."
You know, something tells me this guy doesn't actually regret voting for Trump...
October 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You know, something tells me this guy doesn't actually regret voting for Trump...
It's just this:
October 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It's just this:
I'm not trying to start an argument, but these all seem applicable to liberals.
Hell, the number of times I heard "if you didn't vote for Harris, you voted for Trump is staggering which it's fully an either/or "one right way" statement.
Hell, the number of times I heard "if you didn't vote for Harris, you voted for Trump is staggering which it's fully an either/or "one right way" statement.
September 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I'm not trying to start an argument, but these all seem applicable to liberals.
Hell, the number of times I heard "if you didn't vote for Harris, you voted for Trump is staggering which it's fully an either/or "one right way" statement.
Hell, the number of times I heard "if you didn't vote for Harris, you voted for Trump is staggering which it's fully an either/or "one right way" statement.
He's getting ready to ascend to his final form.
September 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
He's getting ready to ascend to his final form.
I mean no disrespect by this because I think he's a great character actor, but I think your cat is the reincarnation of Tom Towles.
August 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I mean no disrespect by this because I think he's a great character actor, but I think your cat is the reincarnation of Tom Towles.
Still think Sesame Street is for kids?
August 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Still think Sesame Street is for kids?
Yeah sure, do you want to talk about how 0.4% of all prisoners in the US are trans, which means they're incarcerated at half the rate you'd expect them to be incarcerated at if they were reflective of the rest of society?
You clowns have nothing.
You clowns have nothing.
August 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Yeah sure, do you want to talk about how 0.4% of all prisoners in the US are trans, which means they're incarcerated at half the rate you'd expect them to be incarcerated at if they were reflective of the rest of society?
You clowns have nothing.
You clowns have nothing.
Technically they weren't invented in CT, but they're made here.
July 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Technically they weren't invented in CT, but they're made here.
This whole section is great.
July 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This whole section is great.
Sure, but this man doesn't LOOK like he's 29:
June 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Sure, but this man doesn't LOOK like he's 29:
There's never be a framed Wizard of Oz poster in a Blockbuster. Gotta go with some mid-90's trash:
June 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
There's never be a framed Wizard of Oz poster in a Blockbuster. Gotta go with some mid-90's trash:
Honestly, same.
June 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Honestly, same.
Lol.
Famed "totally not racist" Harry Potter character Kingsley... Shacklebolt...
Famed "totally not racist" Harry Potter character Kingsley... Shacklebolt...
May 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Lol.
Famed "totally not racist" Harry Potter character Kingsley... Shacklebolt...
Famed "totally not racist" Harry Potter character Kingsley... Shacklebolt...
"Is he doing the mouth thing again folks? I'm not gonna look, I'm not gonna give him what he wants."
"DOnnnALddd the FLLesshHh CaNNNNOoot cOnTaaiN the WORM!"
"DOnnnALddd the FLLesshHh CaNNNNOoot cOnTaaiN the WORM!"
May 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"Is he doing the mouth thing again folks? I'm not gonna look, I'm not gonna give him what he wants."
"DOnnnALddd the FLLesshHh CaNNNNOoot cOnTaaiN the WORM!"
"DOnnnALddd the FLLesshHh CaNNNNOoot cOnTaaiN the WORM!"
Gotta expand this out more.
Maybe Meiko Mondays
Maybe Meiko Mondays
May 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Gotta expand this out more.
Maybe Meiko Mondays
Maybe Meiko Mondays
Earl Culver from True Stories. Somehow manages to have a happy marriage without talking to his wife in over 20 years.
May 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Earl Culver from True Stories. Somehow manages to have a happy marriage without talking to his wife in over 20 years.
My entire romantic life exists more or less because when I was younger I was basically John Goodman from True Stories if he was from the East coast.
May 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My entire romantic life exists more or less because when I was younger I was basically John Goodman from True Stories if he was from the East coast.
Uh oh. Baron must have seen Mickey 17 and thought that his dad really died at the end.
May 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Uh oh. Baron must have seen Mickey 17 and thought that his dad really died at the end.
Why bother responding if you're going to block me so I can't see what you're saying? It's like getting mad at someone and then locking yourself in a closet and quietly whispering what your side of the argument would have been.
May 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Why bother responding if you're going to block me so I can't see what you're saying? It's like getting mad at someone and then locking yourself in a closet and quietly whispering what your side of the argument would have been.
Captain Sensible?!?
April 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Captain Sensible?!?
"Zelda is right wing!"
Zelda:
Zelda:
April 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"Zelda is right wing!"
Zelda:
Zelda: