Neil Degrassi Highson
@funkpower.bsky.social
CEO of Amazon.com | Creator of Gluugle Krum | Banned from all Outback Steakhouse locations in America (excl. Alaska/Hawaii)
You could tell me this video ends with him putting a gun to his head and pulling the trigger and I'd believe it.
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You could tell me this video ends with him putting a gun to his head and pulling the trigger and I'd believe it.
I don't think even Trump cultists believe that they love each other.
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I don't think even Trump cultists believe that they love each other.
Just pop in to the giant magnet tube to kill some time and give the MRI techs a chance to see the perfect human body.
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Just pop in to the giant magnet tube to kill some time and give the MRI techs a chance to see the perfect human body.
He'd be the first presidential candidate to vow to go through conversion therapy.
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
He'd be the first presidential candidate to vow to go through conversion therapy.
Yearned to be a movie star, born to be a podcaster.
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Yearned to be a movie star, born to be a podcaster.
He's so goddamn extra.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
He's so goddamn extra.
I don't know if it'll work though.
The Trump cultists are already coming up with excuses and at the end of the day, they only want Trump, Vance is nothing to them.
The Trump cultists are already coming up with excuses and at the end of the day, they only want Trump, Vance is nothing to them.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I don't know if it'll work though.
The Trump cultists are already coming up with excuses and at the end of the day, they only want Trump, Vance is nothing to them.
The Trump cultists are already coming up with excuses and at the end of the day, they only want Trump, Vance is nothing to them.
Bowie worked with him once and was like, "Alright, that's enough of this guy."
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Bowie worked with him once and was like, "Alright, that's enough of this guy."
Why the hell do I always have to learn a bunch of new shit every time I play the new CoD? It's a dumb guy game. Just give me an AK and let me call in a helicopter if I do good.
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Why the hell do I always have to learn a bunch of new shit every time I play the new CoD? It's a dumb guy game. Just give me an AK and let me call in a helicopter if I do good.
I mean, I guess that's true. He immediately guessed that Epstein was a pedo and became best friends with the guy.
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I mean, I guess that's true. He immediately guessed that Epstein was a pedo and became best friends with the guy.
"Alright, let's see here, what does my workshop need? Well, a saw naturally... Two hammers, both of which can't hammer nails. Uh... Feather duster... Maybe, like, an umbrella? Oh! Gamer headset!"
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"Alright, let's see here, what does my workshop need? Well, a saw naturally... Two hammers, both of which can't hammer nails. Uh... Feather duster... Maybe, like, an umbrella? Oh! Gamer headset!"
Lol, what the fuck is wrong with journalists?
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Lol, what the fuck is wrong with journalists?
Some tech ghoul watched Pet Sematary and was like, "So the moral of the story is never letting people you love go is good as long as they aren't smelly and murderous."
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Some tech ghoul watched Pet Sematary and was like, "So the moral of the story is never letting people you love go is good as long as they aren't smelly and murderous."
"Fellas, I feel like we don't talk enough about how impressive it is that she was producing her own albums at 19."
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"Fellas, I feel like we don't talk enough about how impressive it is that she was producing her own albums at 19."
"I want Chris Hansen in Guantanamo by sundown goddamn it!"
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"I want Chris Hansen in Guantanamo by sundown goddamn it!"
You know, Matt Gaetz didn't HAVE to have sex with a child...
No one gets conned into that shit.
No one gets conned into that shit.
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
You know, Matt Gaetz didn't HAVE to have sex with a child...
No one gets conned into that shit.
No one gets conned into that shit.
Oh, I'm sorry, do you HATE being in the Mecca for REAL comedy?
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Oh, I'm sorry, do you HATE being in the Mecca for REAL comedy?
Well that was a given.
It'd be very funny to see his cultists spin it like, "Um, yeah, he killed him because he HATES pedophiles!"'
It'd be very funny to see his cultists spin it like, "Um, yeah, he killed him because he HATES pedophiles!"'
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Well that was a given.
It'd be very funny to see his cultists spin it like, "Um, yeah, he killed him because he HATES pedophiles!"'
It'd be very funny to see his cultists spin it like, "Um, yeah, he killed him because he HATES pedophiles!"'
What I'm taking from this is that Hegseth can't grow a beard for shit.
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
What I'm taking from this is that Hegseth can't grow a beard for shit.
There's a whole group of the least fun people on Earth who argue about how to make all the James Bond movies happen in the same universe and honestly, I can't think of anything less interesting to do.
I don't even care if the movies connect with each other during the same actor's run.
I don't even care if the movies connect with each other during the same actor's run.
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
There's a whole group of the least fun people on Earth who argue about how to make all the James Bond movies happen in the same universe and honestly, I can't think of anything less interesting to do.
I don't even care if the movies connect with each other during the same actor's run.
I don't even care if the movies connect with each other during the same actor's run.
I don't think his biggest haters could have ever made him look more like an illiterate, barely sentient loser more than he did himself.
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I don't think his biggest haters could have ever made him look more like an illiterate, barely sentient loser more than he did himself.
A Tesla driver didn't understand a joke huh.
Well that's a first.
Well that's a first.
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
A Tesla driver didn't understand a joke huh.
Well that's a first.
Well that's a first.
Mine was a two-parter that I stumbled into: Catch-22 and The Stranger.
I had an overnight job at the time and no one to interact with on my lunch so I started reading random books.
Catch-22 put into words how I felt about my life at the time and The Stranger helped me cope with it.
I had an overnight job at the time and no one to interact with on my lunch so I started reading random books.
Catch-22 put into words how I felt about my life at the time and The Stranger helped me cope with it.
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Mine was a two-parter that I stumbled into: Catch-22 and The Stranger.
I had an overnight job at the time and no one to interact with on my lunch so I started reading random books.
Catch-22 put into words how I felt about my life at the time and The Stranger helped me cope with it.
I had an overnight job at the time and no one to interact with on my lunch so I started reading random books.
Catch-22 put into words how I felt about my life at the time and The Stranger helped me cope with it.