Jason Fry
frydorov.bsky.social
Jason Fry
@frydorov.bsky.social
Sports fanatic, MSU fan, proud husband, proud stepdad, passionate about #DadJokes, purveyor of punnery, dog dad of 4, cat dad of 6. #ILiveInAZoo
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Gabriella Durante makes a spectacular stick save on Abbey Murphy to keep it a 1 goal game
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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At least a couple dozen people in that room know that's a lie and not one of them stands up and asks "why are you lying, Mr. President?" bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump: "We're the only country in the world that has mail in ballots"
February 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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I realize that it's not the most important part of all of this, but imagine being Nick Fucking Castellanos of all people and taking issue with your manager removing you for defensive purposes. www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
February 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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Hey Pam Bondi: the Dow dropped below 50,000.

So NOW can we care about children being raped?
February 12, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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It's a hell of a thing to have a whole country run by people you wouldn't hire to muck the stalls at the county fair.

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RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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DOJ Releases USA-Switzerland Curling Game Recap
February 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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I didn't watch enough of Van Deer Beek's work. I should probably rectify that. But as a 48-year-old who RELUCTANTLY followed the advice of his doctor and got a colonoscopy, and then had the GI doctor say, "Tell your doctor he saved your life," all I can think is: GET YOUR DAMN COLONOSCOPIES, PEOPLE.
RIP James Van Der Beek. Varsity Blues and Dawson's Creek were legendary, and his Power Rangers short was incredible. He always seemed so cool because he was always in on the joke.

Both he and Chadwick Boseman dead in their 40s with colorectal cancer. So sad.
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James Van Der Beek, Teenage Heartthrob of ‘Dawson’s Creek,’ Dies at 48
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Maybe It'll Happen at the same time
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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How the hell did Jon Voight outlive both of his quarterbacks, life is not fair
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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Wow you're telling me the Secretary of Hangovers declared a boundary-violating blackout zone and then had to talk it back when someone sober woke up and asked him about it?
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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Justin Verlander has never played for a team that does not have orange as one of its colors.
February 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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Teams with longer World Series win droughts than the Yankees: Guardians, Pirates, Orioles, Tigers, Mets, Athletics, Reds, Twins, Blue Jays, Diamondbacks, Angels, Marlins, White Sox, Phillies. Teams that have never won: Mariners, Padres, Rays, Brewers, and Rockies. www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...
Yankees fans pray the World Series drought ends. For their kids, 'It has been a lifetime'
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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The economy is doing great actually as long as you revise and account for the fact that it currently sucks ass.
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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The entire point of the cartel threat is that the targets can’t be sure the government will keep them safe. But there may be no one safer in America than DHS agents! They’ve shot two people to death and had their bosses blame the deaths on the victims!
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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Kid Rock’s segregation extravaganza for losers didn’t even get half the viewership of the Puppy Bowl, despite both starring illiterate animals who shit themselves in public.
February 9, 2026 at 10:41 AM
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The Patriots' inability to block a four-man rush has cost them *several* Super Bowls.
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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Kenneth Walker was robbed of a Heisman Ceremony invitation. Won the Walter Camp POY award that year.
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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The Patriots look like a team playing two rookie offensive tackles against the best defense in the league. Sometimes it's just that simple.
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Seahawks have a missed deep ball and now a missed INT.
February 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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Patriots DBs have been so aggressive, feels like a Seahawks double-move has to be coming at some point.
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Annual tweet: Everyone loading their Super Bowl commercial with celebrities is uncreative and usually makes it unmemorable.
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Hey, what country is Puerto Rico in?

Asking for a bunch of fucking idiots.
February 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM