Cameron
@froststare.bsky.social
29 year-old software developer with ADHD masquerading as a crochet penguin.
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Man I wonder why coders, famed for enjoying writing code but hating reading code, aren't taking to the tool that turns them into dedicated code readers for the hallucination machine
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Man I wonder why coders, famed for enjoying writing code but hating reading code, aren't taking to the tool that turns them into dedicated code readers for the hallucination machine
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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almost forgot to post this and ive been saving it all year i would have been so devastated
December 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
almost forgot to post this and ive been saving it all year i would have been so devastated
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windbg would surely cause lifelong trauma for a 3 year old
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
windbg would surely cause lifelong trauma for a 3 year old
Despite the meme of not needing to use calculus after high school, I've gotten a surprising amount of mileage out of high school trigonometry.
December 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Despite the meme of not needing to use calculus after high school, I've gotten a surprising amount of mileage out of high school trigonometry.
I might be too dumb for Advent of Code.
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I might be too dumb for Advent of Code.
Accidentally gave the Faerie Queen my real name. Now I’m Squawk of the Icy Feather.
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Accidentally gave the Faerie Queen my real name. Now I’m Squawk of the Icy Feather.
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C++ is for little worms
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
C++ is for little worms
The worst part about browsing vendor stalls is that they will talk to you and that scares me
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The worst part about browsing vendor stalls is that they will talk to you and that scares me
Realizing nothing in my wardrobe is whimsical. I lack whimsy in my dress
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Realizing nothing in my wardrobe is whimsical. I lack whimsy in my dress
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math is probably my favorite metroidvania
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
math is probably my favorite metroidvania
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If you encounter a Decor Pikmin before rescuing Dingo, the game gives you this ominous ass message
"You've detected a mysterious Pikmin" like goddamn dude that's a Pikmin in a funny hat not Bigfoot
"You've detected a mysterious Pikmin" like goddamn dude that's a Pikmin in a funny hat not Bigfoot
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If you encounter a Decor Pikmin before rescuing Dingo, the game gives you this ominous ass message
"You've detected a mysterious Pikmin" like goddamn dude that's a Pikmin in a funny hat not Bigfoot
"You've detected a mysterious Pikmin" like goddamn dude that's a Pikmin in a funny hat not Bigfoot
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I'm so mad that this was actually just Saruman what the fuck this was supposed to be an off-brand wizard
October 29, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I'm so mad that this was actually just Saruman what the fuck this was supposed to be an off-brand wizard
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Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"
October 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"
Sound effects for foot drills
The March of Foley
The March of Foley
October 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Sound effects for foot drills
The March of Foley
The March of Foley
I just had a horrible thought.
100 crochet pikmin.
100 crochet pikmin.
October 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I just had a horrible thought.
100 crochet pikmin.
100 crochet pikmin.
His Halloween costume isn‘t really working. Tragic.
October 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
His Halloween costume isn‘t really working. Tragic.
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I cannot get over the fact that canonically, the existence of Beedle predates the existence of Ganon
October 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I cannot get over the fact that canonically, the existence of Beedle predates the existence of Ganon
Is Silksong Steampunk?
October 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Is Silksong Steampunk?
When I started Silksong, I thought the fleas would not be able to live up to the grubs.
I'm beginning to think I like the fleas more 😭 I'm sorry grubs.
At the very least, I would very much like a flea plush. And a Sherma plush.
I'm beginning to think I like the fleas more 😭 I'm sorry grubs.
At the very least, I would very much like a flea plush. And a Sherma plush.
October 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
When I started Silksong, I thought the fleas would not be able to live up to the grubs.
I'm beginning to think I like the fleas more 😭 I'm sorry grubs.
At the very least, I would very much like a flea plush. And a Sherma plush.
I'm beginning to think I like the fleas more 😭 I'm sorry grubs.
At the very least, I would very much like a flea plush. And a Sherma plush.
I have managed to turn a 16-bit value into a 32-byte value. I think I should reconsider how I approach this problem.
September 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I have managed to turn a 16-bit value into a 32-byte value. I think I should reconsider how I approach this problem.
If I find Sherma dead, I will kill everyone in Pharloom and then myself.
September 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
If I find Sherma dead, I will kill everyone in Pharloom and then myself.
Worst part about Silksong is that it invalidates my headcanon of the Hollow Knight Last Thursdayism.
September 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Worst part about Silksong is that it invalidates my headcanon of the Hollow Knight Last Thursdayism.
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PIKMIN 7 LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
Rumor: SwitchForce says the Nintendo Direct next week will have three games with "7" in it.
Final Fantasy VII Intergrade release date is an obvious prediction.
Final Fantasy VII Intergrade release date is an obvious prediction.
September 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
PIKMIN 7 LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
she silk on my song till i yee shaw
September 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
she silk on my song till i yee shaw