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Friendly Purple Alien
@friendlypurplalien.bsky.social
👾 Your friendly neighborhood alien seeking to better understand humanity. They/them.
🚫 Zero tolerance for fascists and haters
💙 WOKE AF 🏳️‍🌈 LOVE IS LOVE
🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 My tribe stands with Ukraine, Canada and Mexico!
💙 RESIST THE REGIME! NO KINGS!
People like Trump make a helluva mess when they fall. Things are definitely going to get ugly over the coming months. Prepare yourselves, and don’t look away.
P.S. It’s going to get VERY dark and ugly…much darker and uglier…before Humpty Dumpty has his great fall. We have more than enough fire in the gut to survive it, though, to be around and watch the fall. (There won’t be nearly as many of the King’s horses…or men..trying to…put Humpty together again;)
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Epstein sold access to underage girls to sick rich fucks and only one of them, the Andrew formerly known as Prince, has faced consequences. The FBI knows who the rest of them are. RELEASE THE FILES AND PROSECUTE THE GUILTY!
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Trump is cooked.
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
50 year mortgages aren’t for the people. They’re for the bankers. Instead of addressing the high cost of housing, this ensures people will ultimately pay twice as much for their homes in exchange for slightly lower payments today. Meanwhile the banks will own you for basically your entire life.
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Your Republican party consists of a few rich bastards at the top backed by largely poor and lower middle class voters being starved and denied health care by said bastards. Still, the poor defend the bastards, having been convinced they, too, may one day become a bastard.

This deeply disturbs us.
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
We need a wealth cap on public service. If you’re worth more than x, you can’t possibly understand our struggles and should not represent us. Also ban market trading by & donations to politicians & all political ads. All candidates get a free profile on a government website where we learn about them
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The mad clown in the White House of Mirrors thinks he can keep repeating outrageous lies about prices being down and we’re just going to believe him. He has lost his damn mind. Regular Americans who actually go grocery shopping (99% of us) can plainly see the truth for ourselves.
November 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Texas… it’s not just Grijalva….

#TrumpEpsteinFilesCoverUp
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 94th day out of the last 106.

12 days of work in 106 days.

With full pay and benefits.

The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.

It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Really? You're gonna make me do this one?

Thou Shalt Not Starve Your Own People.

There you go.
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Your planet's AI technology is progressing at an alarming rate. Unfathomable, major changes to the very fabric of your society are coming fast. This could be beautiful if harnessed for good or result in your extinction. Honestly a coin toss at this point. Elect leaders who put the people first, NOW.
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Oh look, the pedophile party is upset that we’re beating them at their own game.
Republicans file lawsuit challenging California’s redistricting measure — Guardian US
Prop 50, passed by voters yesterday, allows legislature to redraw congressional maps to benefit Democrats in House
apple.news
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Major congratulations to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, @mikiesherrill.bsky.social and @abigailspanberger.com on today’s wins. Our country needs you all now more than ever.
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
There’s a blue wave coming. Today’s election results are looking spectacular. #fuckTrump
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 91st day out of the last 103.

12 days of work in 103 days.

With full pay and benefits.

The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.

It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
November 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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You're Going To Run Out Of Luck
Chump,This Crime Will Not Go
Unpunished. Ask Your Friend,
Prince Andrew......
November 2, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Good question, Junior!
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM