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I love early Twilight Zone's focus on chumps&losers. It's fairly consistent throughout, but especially in S1, the intro is always Serling going "look at this idiot, this heel of a dipshit. He's got a dick smaller than a Nazi's conscience, and he's going to get his ass kicked...in the Twilight Zone."
Rewatching "asteroid jail with my robot wife" (s1e7 The Lonely) and there's an eerily prescient passage where he talks about how his robot wife loves what he loves, has learned to enjoy what he does; he loves his own reflection, and it's enough for him, but it ensnares him.
The 50s were wild because some story TZ lines are "what if the world was consumed in nuclear fire and the only survivor broke his glasses, wouldn't that suck" and others are "CATGIRLS ARE GONNA KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP" and also there's that classic "living in asteroid jail with my robot wife"
August 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Seen out and about in Chicago.
September 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
August 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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August 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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August 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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rolling up to the Olive Garden like
July 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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June 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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June 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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July 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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June 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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hey dane county, if you think people in jail deserve to communicate with their loved ones without a private company profiting, submit a comment via the county public protection & judiciary committee meeting zoom registration page. it's agenda item 2025 RES056

zoom.us/webinar/regi...
June 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Burnout got me feeling like this every single day
June 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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i know for a fact that i'm not in support of a white genocide, but whenever i hear "come on eileen" i have a really hard time remembering why
June 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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you do not need to sign up for a protest

you do not need to aign up for a protest

you do not need to sign up for a protest

people... don't put your names on a list

seriously

these lists and sign ups are used by authorities to arrest you easier

YOU. DO NOT. NEED. TO SIGN UP. FOR PROTESTS.
June 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP
June 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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le plumpy
June 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Encores are just adult peekaboo
May 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
May 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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April 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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(steppping off the road and tripping on the sidewalk a little bit) Ouch . I just sucked that curb's dick hole
May 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Unfortunately the ocean got me and I will not be returning to land
May 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM