YOamyjo🍓
@fratboyamy.bsky.social
This is the office of my
White Trash Meatball Fight Club.
Milwaukee-ish, Wisconsin, USA
CashApp: $yoamyjo25
(the human fund)
White Trash Meatball Fight Club.
Milwaukee-ish, Wisconsin, USA
CashApp: $yoamyjo25
(the human fund)
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Lola says, "What up kitties?"
**Merry Caturday**
**Merry Caturday**
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Lola says, "What up kitties?"
**Merry Caturday**
**Merry Caturday**
I think I'm on some sort of BlueSkizzy timeout. A ban of some sort
A list? Idk, man.
Or I said something highly offensive to my usual banter peeps.
I'm pouting about it.
I don't completely understand it, to be honest.
I never twattered, and taught myself how to skeet 😄
A list? Idk, man.
Or I said something highly offensive to my usual banter peeps.
I'm pouting about it.
I don't completely understand it, to be honest.
I never twattered, and taught myself how to skeet 😄
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I think I'm on some sort of BlueSkizzy timeout. A ban of some sort
A list? Idk, man.
Or I said something highly offensive to my usual banter peeps.
I'm pouting about it.
I don't completely understand it, to be honest.
I never twattered, and taught myself how to skeet 😄
A list? Idk, man.
Or I said something highly offensive to my usual banter peeps.
I'm pouting about it.
I don't completely understand it, to be honest.
I never twattered, and taught myself how to skeet 😄
Erin, you unlocked my dead soul with this picture. I see me again.
I've been gone for 16 years.
I see her. I see "old me".
I'm grateful beyond words.
You're a good Muppet! (compliment)
I've been gone for 16 years.
I see her. I see "old me".
I'm grateful beyond words.
You're a good Muppet! (compliment)
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Erin, you unlocked my dead soul with this picture. I see me again.
I've been gone for 16 years.
I see her. I see "old me".
I'm grateful beyond words.
You're a good Muppet! (compliment)
I've been gone for 16 years.
I see her. I see "old me".
I'm grateful beyond words.
You're a good Muppet! (compliment)
"It's fine, it puts hair on your chest"
Anyone else have their dads say this to you when you were growing up–and eating something spicy, or drinking something vile?
Even if you're a girl 🤣
Weird Gen-X shit?
But here I sit at age 44, thinking, "Ope, this cheap swill will put hair on my chest"
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 AM
"It's fine, it puts hair on your chest"
Anyone else have their dads say this to you when you were growing up–and eating something spicy, or drinking something vile?
Even if you're a girl 🤣
Weird Gen-X shit?
But here I sit at age 44, thinking, "Ope, this cheap swill will put hair on my chest"
This bass line makes your teeth tickle the inside of your lips 👄
youtu.be/lchDG5-c3eI?...
youtu.be/lchDG5-c3eI?...
As High as Wu-Tang Get
YouTube video by Wu-Tang Clan - Topic
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 10:20 AM
This bass line makes your teeth tickle the inside of your lips 👄
youtu.be/lchDG5-c3eI?...
youtu.be/lchDG5-c3eI?...
Reposted by YOamyjo🍓
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
Reposted by YOamyjo🍓
Bill Clinton seems like the kind of guy who reacts to all his sex scandals with “still got it”
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Bill Clinton seems like the kind of guy who reacts to all his sex scandals with “still got it”
Hold up- you, the old man, and your two younger brothers, all rode in the same truck to the job site?
And back.
Two days in a row?
Good lort. How are y'all still alive!?!
And back.
Two days in a row?
Good lort. How are y'all still alive!?!
November 15, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Hold up- you, the old man, and your two younger brothers, all rode in the same truck to the job site?
And back.
Two days in a row?
Good lort. How are y'all still alive!?!
And back.
Two days in a row?
Good lort. How are y'all still alive!?!
Let me stick one these chocolate caramels on my broken molar.
Then we're in business.
😜
Then we're in business.
😜
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Let me stick one these chocolate caramels on my broken molar.
Then we're in business.
😜
Then we're in business.
😜
You can wish in one hand, and cum in the other.
Tell me which one fills up first.
Tell me which one fills up first.
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 AM
You can wish in one hand, and cum in the other.
Tell me which one fills up first.
Tell me which one fills up first.
What app are the kids using these days? Like how us older folks would use Facebook...
If I need to peruse the life of the young lady friend of Neighbor Guy's son...
how do I see if she's 'sus'?
It feels very awkward.
If I need to peruse the life of the young lady friend of Neighbor Guy's son...
how do I see if she's 'sus'?
It feels very awkward.
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
What app are the kids using these days? Like how us older folks would use Facebook...
If I need to peruse the life of the young lady friend of Neighbor Guy's son...
how do I see if she's 'sus'?
It feels very awkward.
If I need to peruse the life of the young lady friend of Neighbor Guy's son...
how do I see if she's 'sus'?
It feels very awkward.
Toaster pops up.
I'm home alone. Just got out of the bathroom.
Scared. What the ghostly fuck?
Ohhh...it was just Neighbor Guy lighting his cigarette.
Apparently he can't find a lighter, popped in and made my toaster pop out. 🤣
I'm home alone. Just got out of the bathroom.
Scared. What the ghostly fuck?
Ohhh...it was just Neighbor Guy lighting his cigarette.
Apparently he can't find a lighter, popped in and made my toaster pop out. 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Toaster pops up.
I'm home alone. Just got out of the bathroom.
Scared. What the ghostly fuck?
Ohhh...it was just Neighbor Guy lighting his cigarette.
Apparently he can't find a lighter, popped in and made my toaster pop out. 🤣
I'm home alone. Just got out of the bathroom.
Scared. What the ghostly fuck?
Ohhh...it was just Neighbor Guy lighting his cigarette.
Apparently he can't find a lighter, popped in and made my toaster pop out. 🤣
My widgets are never congruent.
But I love this fucking picture.
Temporarily indulging in narcissistic behavior. 😛
But I love this fucking picture.
Temporarily indulging in narcissistic behavior. 😛
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My widgets are never congruent.
But I love this fucking picture.
Temporarily indulging in narcissistic behavior. 😛
But I love this fucking picture.
Temporarily indulging in narcissistic behavior. 😛
*they're
JFC, I used the incorrect their/they're/there
JFC, I used the incorrect their/they're/there
I feel in my heart that people are finally comprehending the atrocities of Shitler's administration.
The general public is about 3 months behind on the current real news cycle, but their catching on.
THEY ARE WAKING UP!
At least that's how I feel right now.
Let me bask in the moment.
The general public is about 3 months behind on the current real news cycle, but their catching on.
THEY ARE WAKING UP!
At least that's how I feel right now.
Let me bask in the moment.
Thank you so much to the man in line behind me today.
My EBT card wouldn't work, despite having money on it.
The cashier tried multiple times.
I felt like I was on a TV show, where a stranger pays for your groceries.
My EBT card wouldn't work, despite having money on it.
The cashier tried multiple times.
I felt like I was on a TV show, where a stranger pays for your groceries.
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
*they're
JFC, I used the incorrect their/they're/there
JFC, I used the incorrect their/they're/there
I feel in my heart that people are finally comprehending the atrocities of Shitler's administration.
The general public is about 3 months behind on the current real news cycle, but their catching on.
THEY ARE WAKING UP!
At least that's how I feel right now.
Let me bask in the moment.
The general public is about 3 months behind on the current real news cycle, but their catching on.
THEY ARE WAKING UP!
At least that's how I feel right now.
Let me bask in the moment.
Thank you so much to the man in line behind me today.
My EBT card wouldn't work, despite having money on it.
The cashier tried multiple times.
I felt like I was on a TV show, where a stranger pays for your groceries.
My EBT card wouldn't work, despite having money on it.
The cashier tried multiple times.
I felt like I was on a TV show, where a stranger pays for your groceries.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I feel in my heart that people are finally comprehending the atrocities of Shitler's administration.
The general public is about 3 months behind on the current real news cycle, but their catching on.
THEY ARE WAKING UP!
At least that's how I feel right now.
Let me bask in the moment.
The general public is about 3 months behind on the current real news cycle, but their catching on.
THEY ARE WAKING UP!
At least that's how I feel right now.
Let me bask in the moment.
Thank you so much to the man in line behind me today.
My EBT card wouldn't work, despite having money on it.
The cashier tried multiple times.
I felt like I was on a TV show, where a stranger pays for your groceries.
My EBT card wouldn't work, despite having money on it.
The cashier tried multiple times.
I felt like I was on a TV show, where a stranger pays for your groceries.
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Thank you so much to the man in line behind me today.
My EBT card wouldn't work, despite having money on it.
The cashier tried multiple times.
I felt like I was on a TV show, where a stranger pays for your groceries.
My EBT card wouldn't work, despite having money on it.
The cashier tried multiple times.
I felt like I was on a TV show, where a stranger pays for your groceries.
But what about the meatballs?!?
what if we kissed, and you were a vampire who just sucked blood and i was just some guy who eats spaghetti real sloppy style and had marinara all over my mouth and you mistook me for a vampire who had also just sucked blood,
what if we kissed, and we were both vampires who had just been sucking blood,
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
But what about the meatballs?!?
The sexual maturity of a man who's only in his 40s, who was married to a woman for a long time, is something that is rare and appreciated.
The comfort level begins at fucking amazing.
And the skillz are superb.
😛
The comfort level begins at fucking amazing.
And the skillz are superb.
😛
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The sexual maturity of a man who's only in his 40s, who was married to a woman for a long time, is something that is rare and appreciated.
The comfort level begins at fucking amazing.
And the skillz are superb.
😛
The comfort level begins at fucking amazing.
And the skillz are superb.
😛
Reposted by YOamyjo🍓
what if we kissed, and you were a vampire who just sucked blood and i was just some guy who eats spaghetti real sloppy style and had marinara all over my mouth and you mistook me for a vampire who had also just sucked blood,
what if we kissed, and we were both vampires who had just been sucking blood,
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
what if we kissed, and you were a vampire who just sucked blood and i was just some guy who eats spaghetti real sloppy style and had marinara all over my mouth and you mistook me for a vampire who had also just sucked blood,
How the hell did I misplace 10 bottles of Prozac elixir? 🤷🏼
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
How the hell did I misplace 10 bottles of Prozac elixir? 🤷🏼
I 💗 this so much!
Thank you @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
Thank you @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I 💗 this so much!
Thank you @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
Thank you @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
Reposted by YOamyjo🍓
If you think this is badass, wait until we win.
katforillinois.com/legal
katforillinois.com/legal
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If you think this is badass, wait until we win.
katforillinois.com/legal
katforillinois.com/legal
I think one of my favorite Bluesky friends has blocked me. I don't see her anywhere.
She was so sweet!
She was so sweet!
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I think one of my favorite Bluesky friends has blocked me. I don't see her anywhere.
She was so sweet!
She was so sweet!
This axial spondylosis (bilateral sacroiliitis)
AND
Lupus is a double whammy.
I feel it everywhere tonight.
I can medicate per protocol, and self-medicate til I'm green in the face. It just isn't fixable sometimes
Gotta ride it out 💟
Not every illness has a cure.
You just try to maintain.
AND
Lupus is a double whammy.
I feel it everywhere tonight.
I can medicate per protocol, and self-medicate til I'm green in the face. It just isn't fixable sometimes
Gotta ride it out 💟
Not every illness has a cure.
You just try to maintain.
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
This axial spondylosis (bilateral sacroiliitis)
AND
Lupus is a double whammy.
I feel it everywhere tonight.
I can medicate per protocol, and self-medicate til I'm green in the face. It just isn't fixable sometimes
Gotta ride it out 💟
Not every illness has a cure.
You just try to maintain.
AND
Lupus is a double whammy.
I feel it everywhere tonight.
I can medicate per protocol, and self-medicate til I'm green in the face. It just isn't fixable sometimes
Gotta ride it out 💟
Not every illness has a cure.
You just try to maintain.