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Perfectly Cromulent @frankiepancakes.bsky.social · 26d
I make and sell paper pinecone ornaments using old maps, vintage sheet music, and now Japanese Chiyogami paper (it’s what I started with years ago.) I will try to post shop updates as I make more for the holidays, but you can always check out what’s in my shop with the link:

ebay.us/m/XzOKYB
A pinecone ornament made from a vintage map of Los Angeles hangs from a black ribbon loop. It has a short string of colorful glass beads, a “map key” included. A cobalt blue and gold Chiyogami paper pinecone ornament with patterns of gold swirls and gold waves on blue hangs from a sheer and gold ribbon loop. A green and gold Chiyogami paper pinecone ornament with patterns of gold dots on green and green leaves outlined in gold hangs from a sheer and gold ribbon loop. A pinecone ornament made from piano sheet music hangs from a black ribbon loop.
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leavittalone.bsky.social
Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
Quick video showing the bulk of my current inventory - and I’m making more!
#bsnm #maps #ornaments #gifts

ebay.us/m/XzOKYB
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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weratedogs.com
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
Godzilla looking toward the camera around the kaiju in front of him, like “what the - “ When you're attacking Cincinnati and some guy starts throwing turkeys out of a helicopter ...
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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mlobelart.bsky.social
Andy Warhol, Udo Kier, 1973 #RIP😢 whitney.org/collection/w...
Polaroid photo of Udo Kier, his hands held on each side of his face
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money? There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it, Charlie Brown.
alexdecampi.bsky.social Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 4d
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
The world is a vampire
Sent to drain
adamweinstein.bsky.social Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 5d
Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
Chicago pope sings
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
New in shop - Chicago and Philadelphia map ornaments!

ebay.us/m/XzOKYB

#bsnm #chicago #philadelphia #philly #wawa
A paper pinecone ornament made from a AAA map of Chicago and vicinity. The colors are soft, and Cicero, Park Ridge, Round Lake Beach are visible on different “petals”. The ornament is hanging from a black ribbon loop, and a charm of colorful glass beads is attached at the top. A paper pinecone ornament made from a vintage Gulf Oil street map of Philadelphia. The colors are vivid, and the wheel-shaped penitentiary is visible in red. The ornament hangs from a black ribbon loop.
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
Huh.
Map of Austin with the major freeways highlighted in blue in the shape of a cassowary’s head. A cassowary facing right, probably annoyed it’s being compared to Austin’s roadways.
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
New listings!

ebay.us/m/XzOKYB
Paper pinecone ornament made from black and gold Chiyogami, in two patterns - gold snowflakes and tiny gold dots. It is hanging from a gold ribbon loop. Paper pinecone ornament made from vintage piano sheet music. The paper is cream-colored with black notes. It is hanging from a black ribbon loop. Paper pinecone ornament made from black and gold Chiyogami, in two patterns - gold snowflakes and tiny gold dots. It is hanging from a gold ribbon loop.
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
New shiny pretties in the shop!
#bsnm

ebay.us/m/XzOKYB
A paper pinecone ornament in black Chiyogami paper with gold snowflakes and tiny dots hanging from a gold ribbon loop A paper pinecone ornament in bright red Chiyogami paper with tiny gold dots, and multi color stripes outlined in gold hanging from a gold ribbon loop A paper pinecone ornament in deep red Chiyogami paper with gold dots, and multi color stripes outlined in gold hanging from a gold ribbon loop
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
Making pretty things today
Two paper pinecone ornaments on a purple background. The one on the left is made from black and gold Chiyogami paper in a snowflake and a tiny dot pattern. The one on the right has tiny gold dots on red, and multicolored wavy stripes with gold. Both have a gold ribbon loop for hanging.
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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surlyamy.bsky.social
Just posted some classic Christmas tree in my shop. I have some more creative ones there too. Surly.etsy.com
Classic small light up tree with yellow star. Medium size ceramic tree that lights up. A ceramic light up tree with evil eyes on it. A light up ceramic tree with a honeycomb texture and gold bees on it.
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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markpopham.bsky.social
its on github. i uploaded it up on bitbucket. its running in a docker container on gleeple. im selfhosting it on feep. its on a virtual environment in pooble. bro its literally on weewee
April 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
Two new sheet music ornaments listed! Shop link below👇
#bsnm

ebay.us/m/XzOKYB
A handmade paper pinecone ornament made from vintage piano sheet music. The paper is off-white, with black notes, rests, and dynamic marks. It hangs from a black ribbon loop. A handmade paper pinecone ornament made from vintage piano sheet music. The paper is off-white, with black notes, rests, sharps, and dynamic marks. It hangs from a black ribbon loop.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
These are still available, and I just added 2 piano music ornaments to the shop!
Link in quoted post #bsnm
frankiepancakes.bsky.social Perfectly Cromulent @frankiepancakes.bsky.social · 26d
New Chiyogami ornaments are now in the shop! These are likely the only green and blue ones I’ll be able to make this year, thanks to tariffs and suspended deliveries to the US.
But I have ordered some red/gold and black/gold papers which should arrive soon. Take a look! #bsnm

ebay.us/m/XzOKYB
A Chiyogami paper pinecone ornament in two patterns - gold dots on green and multi green leaves outlined in gold on a cream background - hangs from a sheer and gold ribbon loop. A Chiyogami paper pinecone ornament in cobalt blue and gold patterns of waves and ripples hangs from a sheer and gold ribbon loop. A Chiyogami paper pinecone ornament in cobalt blue and gold patterns of curls and ripples hangs from a sheer and gold ribbon loop. A Chiyogami paper pinecone ornament in cobalt blue and gold patterns of waves and curls hangs from a sheer and gold ribbon loop.
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
Zohran Mamdani campaign poster generator - Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
Did women ruin the workplace?
Still from Mad Max: Fury Road Furiosa, driving the war rig, looks at her side mirror. The caption reads: [MEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
2 minutes of pure cinematic art. The camera movements (the push in at his desk, as he climbs the stairs,) the light *and* shadow (how the light catches the gold lettering on the doors, his looming shadow over the boss’s name) and Laughton’s gentle comedy. Love it.
neglectedbooks.com Neglected Books @neglectedbooks.com · 22d
Here, in its entirety, is Charles Laughton's episode from If I Had a Million (1932). No commentary is necessary.
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
“I could smell the onions and mustard”
Hannibal Lecter peers through jail cell bars
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
Rent freeze, free buses, city-owned grocery stores
Austin
prisonculture.bsky.social Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 23d
What are three policy proposals that you heard from @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social during his campaign & where do you currently live? [I want to see something/ I allowed QP on this]
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
Very good. Very mundane. My entry could be “Person Judging Others’ Recycling Practices.”
nickkapur.bsky.social Nick Kapur @nickkapur.bsky.social · 25d
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
I make and sell paper pinecone ornaments using old maps, vintage sheet music, and now Japanese Chiyogami paper (it’s what I started with years ago.) I will try to post shop updates as I make more for the holidays, but you can always check out what’s in my shop with the link:

ebay.us/m/XzOKYB
A pinecone ornament made from a vintage map of Los Angeles hangs from a black ribbon loop. It has a short string of colorful glass beads, a “map key” included. A cobalt blue and gold Chiyogami paper pinecone ornament with patterns of gold swirls and gold waves on blue hangs from a sheer and gold ribbon loop. A green and gold Chiyogami paper pinecone ornament with patterns of gold dots on green and green leaves outlined in gold hangs from a sheer and gold ribbon loop. A pinecone ornament made from piano sheet music hangs from a black ribbon loop.
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
frankiepancakes.bsky.social
New Chiyogami ornaments are now in the shop! These are likely the only green and blue ones I’ll be able to make this year, thanks to tariffs and suspended deliveries to the US.
But I have ordered some red/gold and black/gold papers which should arrive soon. Take a look! #bsnm

ebay.us/m/XzOKYB
A Chiyogami paper pinecone ornament in two patterns - gold dots on green and multi green leaves outlined in gold on a cream background - hangs from a sheer and gold ribbon loop. A Chiyogami paper pinecone ornament in cobalt blue and gold patterns of waves and ripples hangs from a sheer and gold ribbon loop. A Chiyogami paper pinecone ornament in cobalt blue and gold patterns of curls and ripples hangs from a sheer and gold ribbon loop. A Chiyogami paper pinecone ornament in cobalt blue and gold patterns of waves and curls hangs from a sheer and gold ribbon loop.
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM